Heh, yeah, the SHORTEST fic in the history of short fics. Yeah. I got the idea one day reading a funny EdxWin one shot. So… ENJOY!
Roy: Come on shorty, we got work to do.
Ed: I AM NOT SHOR- wait… I don't care… that you called… me short…?
Roy: O.O HAWKEYE, GET IN HERE! WE HAVE A 309 ON OUR HANDS!
Hawkeye: (comes in room from the other side of building) YOU MEAN EDWARD ELRIC GOT OVER BEING CALLED SHORT?
Ed: What's the big deal? By the way, could I get a glass of milk please?
Hawkeye and Roy: (phew) He must be going through puberty.
Ed: O.O;;
Told ya. R&R!