Title: Her Cycle

Authoress: StarryTian

Summary: Robin and Starfire are best friends. But when Starfire suddenly gets her cycle, how will Robin deal with it? Warning: Not for people who are squeamish around a woman's period thingie… actually, I'm one myself….RobinxStarfire

Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans, and don't really want to either. Who ever owns them right now is doing a GLORIOUS AND AWESOME job at it! (applauds)


"TITANS, GO!" Robin's famous battle cry sounded through the highly protected bank. Red X was robbing yet another supply of Zynothium, and as usual, it was up to the Teen Titans to stop him.

Beast Boy quickly transformed into a green, fully charging bull, only to be stopped by one of Red X's sticky "X"'s.

"Come on, kiddies," Red X's distorted voice rang though their ears. "You'll have to do better than that."

"YYAHHHHH!" Cyborg yelled, as he and Raven both shot at him, using his sonic cannon, and her dark bolts of energy. Red X simply dodged them, and again shot two more sticky "x"'s, binding the two titans to the wall.

Robin and Starfire shared a glance, and executed one of their more famous plans. Robin threw tons of explosive discs at Red X, while driving him into a corner.

"STARFIRE, NOW!' Robin ordered. At his command, Starfire shot endless amounts of green starbolts until Red X fell limply against the wall.

"Wahoo, we are victorious!" Starfire yelled happily at no one in particular.

"DUDES!" Beast Boy called out from the other side of the room. "You call this victorious!" He pointed to the red gunk in his hair that Red X had shot at him. It clashed horribly with his green hair. "Now all the ladies won't even look at me!"

"They never looked at you to being with…" Raven muttered, using her powers to peel herself off the wall.

"Hey, what about us?" Cyborg whined.

Meanwhile, Robin and Starfire were having their own conversation.

"What do we do with him, Robin?" Starfire asked.

"I dunno… this seems all too easy though…" Robin looked suspiciously at the unconscious Red X.

"Well, I suppose I shall take him to jail now, yes?" she said, bending down to scoop Red X in her arms.

"I guess so…" Robin still eyed him carefully.

"Then after that, we shall----- OOMPH!"

Starfire was cut off by an unsuspecting kick from Red X, right into her stomach.

"See you later, kiddies," Red X mocked, as he grabbed a few Zynothium bars on his way out.

"AFTER HIM!" Robin bellowed, but his command had no effect whatsoever. Starfire was kneeling down on the ground, clutching her stomach in pain, while the others were still trying to unstick themselves from the gooey substance.

Robin groaned in defeat. It was then he noticed that Starfire was still holding her stomach.

"Star, are you okay?" he asked, kneeling down and putting a comforting arm around her.

"Yes… I think… so…" she wheezed out.

"Come on, Boy Wonder!" Cyborg called from the entrance. "Lets go!"

Helping Starfire to her feet, they entered the T-Car and drove back home.

The moment the T-Car pulled up on their driveway, Starfire immediately dashed into the building, not saying a word. Needless to say, Robin ran after her.

"Dude, where are they going?" Beast Boy asked, staring after them.

"Man, who cares! Game Station anyone?" Cyborg said, running to the couch.

"Hey, wait up!"

Raven rolled her eyes and went to her room to meditate.

"Starfire! Star! Wait for me!" Robin called after her.

But Starfire merely ran faster, until she reached the bathroom door, and slammed it shut.

"Starfire? Are you okay?" he called, banging his fists through the door. Deep down, he was worried sick for her. Is she okay? Does she need me to hold her hair up in case----?

"Oh X'hal…." Starfire breathed out softly. But evidently, not soft enough since Robin practically pressed himself against the bathroom door.

"Starfire! What happened? Are you okay? Do you need me to----"

"Robin! Don't worry…. I am fine," she said, although her voice was a little shaky.

"Are you sure? I mean when you came home, you just sorta ran to---"

"Robin, I need you to.. do me a favor…" Starfire's somewhat embarrassed voice echoed through the bathroom.

"Sure, anything. What do you nee---"

"I need…" she cut him off. "I need… a box of tampons…"

"What?" Robin asked, confused. "You want me to get you a box of crayons?"

"No, I box of…" Starfire took a deep breath. "… A box of tampons…"

Robin suddenly shot off the door, as if Slade himself were there.

"Wh-what?" he stuttered out. "I-I don't th-think I heard correct---"

"Please, friend Robin?"

"Well… do-don't you have any of that… stuff in your room!" Robin asked, backing away from the door still.

"Robin, this is… my first time… so if you will, I kindly request that you get a box at the local drug store…"

"O-Oh… okay…" Robin babbled, looking for excuses not to go. "But… I always thought that you… already had it…"

"No, I suppose that women who fight crime… called 'jocks' yes?… get their period later than regular women. For Tamranians, we have ours much later… 3 years or so…"

For a naïve alien princess, Starfire certainly knows a lot about this subject, Robin thought, still racking his brains for any excuses.

"Y-Yeah, but---"

"Robin, just GO!" Starfire snapped.

Whoa! Robin took another step away. These mood swings don't waste any time, do they?

"Alright, alright… " he answered, slowly walking away. "Don't… go anywhere, okay Star?"

"There is nowhere to go to!" Starfire mumbled.

And so with that, the Boy Wonder trudged down to the Jump City Drug Store.


A/N: Hi again! Hey, do any of you know if this season (the 5th one) is the last season of the "Teen Titans"? IT BETTER NOT BE! IF IT IS….. WAHHHHH! NONOOOOOO!

Beast Boy: Yeah, dude. I don't want us to end!

Starfire: Or have any of the rekmas, yes?

Robin: Don't worry, we'll all be friends forever….

Raven: Cheesy.

Cyborg: CLICK!

Beast Boy: What was THAT for?

Cyborg: The camera!… you know, like 'cheesy'?

Raven (rolling eyes): Right….

A/N: PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE THE LAST SEASON!

Review please…

Over and out,

StarryTian