A/N: Okay this is a short piece inspired by my role-playing to entertain people and myself…

"Bitch, bitch, bitch…." Yuki muttered as he set down in his office chair once more. He sighed. He was through with talking to stupid people that did nothing but complain.

"That's it…..Eiri, I'm afraid I have no choice…" Mika stated.

"What are you going to do?" He asked, raising a skeptic eyebrow.

"You'll see…" She turned and stuck her head out of the apartment. "Oh, Tohma…"

Yuki snorted then went back to his typing what could his brother-in-law possibly do that was worse than his own sister's constant nagging. He ignored Mika's threat. "Whatever…"

"I remember you when you were such a sweet little boy Eiri, too." She stopped to say then, "Tohma!"

Oneechan.…Mikarin… Tug, tug.

Amber eyes looking up with extreme cuteness.

"Gods, where did THAT child go?"

"He returned to reality." Yuki answered his sister obviously hearing her.

"How the hell does he do that? Toh-!"

"Yes..?"

"Your brother-in-law refuses to act like a civilized person…Long story short he's being a complete ass."

"All right, Mika-san. I will speak to Eiri." He smiled at her, patted her hand, and made his way back to the novelist's study.

He knocked on the door.

"Go the fuck away."

"That is not an option..." He entered the room and closed it securely behind him with an eerie smile across his face. "…Eiri-san…."

"Fuck off! I'm busy!" He continued tapping away at his laptop.

"Oh but I must insist." He replied and glomped his brother-in-law from behind in a childish manner. "Eiri-san, you MUST come with me...I have a wonderful surprise for you."

"Gods...what did I do to reserve this..."

"And no running away...you've been being quite a bad boy, Eiri-chan."

"Gods help me…"

He released the novelist and sashayed around to face him, leaning over. "You can beg for mercy…" He then winked. "But I'm afraid it won't help you much…"

"Get away from me you psycho!"

"Psycho...hmmm I don't think that's me at all." He pondered, placing one gloved hand under his chin.

As Tohma edged closer once more, Yuki started to scoot backwards. "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on you boa wearing, pink-apron clad freak…"

"Eiri...don't force me to become rough with you..." Secretly the president played with a whip that was hidden behind his back as he smiled disarmingly. He then held up a chain as well as a black collar. "Come here little puppy..."

Shit.. He thought with a groan.

A/N: I think that's it. I never expected it to be very long….Review please!