The Three Musketeers

Chapter 2

By the time Riku had gotten upstairs, he had officially decided that he was going to upload the story on It wasn't a particularly well-written story and it probably wasn't going ot get any better, but he didn't exactly see anyh problem with uploading it-- it certainly wasn't going to hurt anyone. Turning the corner, Riku saw that Kairi had already begun eating. Two bowls were sitting out for him and Sora. Taken by a sudden moment of indecision, Riku couldn't be sure whether he should take the blue bowl or the green bowl. After several seconds of standing and looking stupid, he sat in his usual spot, glaring at the bowl in front of him Fucking blue bowl... he thought angrily. He almost reached over to make an exchange between his bowl and the green one but Sora sat down and began to eat, no longer allowing him a choice of colour.

In truth, Riku still could've eaten out of that bowl... Yesterday Sora ate a Hershey kiss that had been in Riku's mouth. It was kinda weird. Riku glared at Sora who was now claiming that he could read Riku's mind. When Riku picked up his spoon to eat some soup, Sora claimed that he foresaw Riku taking a sip. Riki changed the subject, but Sora was relentless. Riku decided to do something that Sora would not be able to predict. Sora shrieked as Riku kicked him under the table.

Finishing their soup, the three headed to Kairi's room. While Riku uploaded the first chapter of their new story onto FictionPress, Sora discovered Kairi's 'Terry's Chocolate Orange.'

"OH MAN! THIS THING IS SOOO COOL!" he said.

Kairi laughed. "Who wants to play catch with the Chocolate Orange?" Riku rolled his eyes and continued to write, unprepared for what was about to happen.

Shrieking, he doubled over when Kairi threw the orange at his head.

"OH MY FUCK! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"

Riku cursed at the orange lying on the floor. Sora began laughing so Riku vehemently tossed the orange at Sora, who, unfortunately, caught it successfully. Sora tossed the hard chocolate ball to Kairi. She gasped and began to choke when it hit her in the throat.

"Do those things actually work?" asked Riku, taking it off Kairi's lap, the girl still spluttering for air. He opened the wrapping and frowned when he saw that the orange was intact. Sora yanked the ball of chocolate from Riku and began hitting it against the wall, hesitantly at first but then in a more spasmodic manner.

Crack!

Crack crack crack!

Crack crack!

Riku and Kairi watched disinterestedly as Sora once again pulled off the wrapping. "IT WORKED!" the brunette shouted excitedly.

Kairi took the orange from Sora and she and Riku began eating it. Sora wandered off. Later theyh realized that he had gone to the bathroom, because in the middle of a conversation they heard him saying, "I need to call my mom to find out where the jeff she is with my toothbrush!"

Riku wrote this down in the second chapter of their story, which they had titled The Three Musketeers, which is what they called themselves. Sora's mom finally did get there with his toothrush, much to Sora's joy, though Riku didn't realize this because he was playing From First To Last at full volume.

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"FUCK!" Riku cursed as Sora clicked the mouse with his arm. "YOU JUST LOST HALF OF THAT FUCKING CHAPTER!"

Riku had been writing for over half an hour, writing everything that happened- from Sora and Kairi's two-person game of hide-and-seek to Riku getting briefly locked in a closet. And then Sora had to go and freaking lose it. What an ass.

Riku wrote down that Anne Marie had pissed Heather off by losing her story. Riku was beginning to like his Anne Marie character less and less. The bitch. Losing Heather's story. How dare she? That whore. Sora shoved the last of the chocolate orange in his mouth and ran off, presumably to hide in the shower again. Riku thought back to what he'd written down before. It sounded like something that had been made up... Randomly written, but it had actually happened. He realized with an odd twist in his stomach that he and his friends were really, really stupid. Looking up, he saw Sora standing in the doorway, brushing his teeth. Again. Kairi tried to enter the room again but Sora kicked her in the ass. Literally. He then fled from the angry red-head who was screeching at him.

"Oh, man..." Kairi said to Riku. "Sora just kicked my ass."

Riku nodded. "I saw."

Down the hall, he heard Sora saying, "BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH!" and running water.

Rolling his eyes as Kairi left the room, Riku had a sudden urge for hot chocolate... He would go steal some from Kairi...

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