-----------Chapter One; Living in a van down by the river...

"I can't believe we're doing this." Black groaned softly, trudging alongside Plushie to their destination. "I cannot believe we're doing this..."

"I am NOT going 300 miles to where everyone else happens to be since we're here anyways, so we're going to have to make do..." Plushie said, shrugging.

The way to Totosai's forge was painful, and Plushie couldn't help but think of what she had been doing during Black's absence.

"Itaisen..." she giggled in remembrance, and Black nudged her, a stunned look on her face.

"Well," Plushie mused, "I guess we won't have to force him to do it, eh?"

Black sighed, "I still say they won't be all too willing about that, anyways..." Brushing her own arguements aside, she continued walking on, at a pace that a snail may have envied.

Plushie grinned. "But this--this is gold, Blackeh."

Totosai was humming, doing a ritualistic dance dressed up as a geisha. He staggered over and plastered himself on Black, who was now passed a horrified expression and Plushie was sure she would die from the look upon her friend's face.
"GET OFF ME, YOU PSYCHO!" The woman began trying to both pry him off and slaughter him at the same time, her friend doubled up behind her in hysterical laughter.

After the Ylfinger was well enough to talk, she made a strange poking-motion with her hand.

"Do that shadow-pokey thing! You know...like that time with Kyo! THAT WAS SO COOL!"

The old man appeared to be drunk, and his bug eyes fluttered. "Would you...forge a--"

Plushie giggled as Black screamed and Totosai fell to the ground with ashes flying up around him. His blackened foot twitched for a moment. A minute later, having regained some of his mind, he sat up, blinking. "What...Well that feels better...I suppose..."

Black stiffened. "Yeah, I suppose that you don't want me to kill you, now..."

Plushie sighed, kicking aside a few clods of soot with one foot, and when she couldn't pick up her other foot to regain her balance, she swore.

"Uh...Blacknesses, if we aren't too busy playing with the old man I am in need of your assistance. My boot is melting."

Totosai chuckled, soon gagging and coughing out soot. "Serves you right, missy!"

Plushie rolled her eyes and chucked a molten rock at him, effectively knocking him over into the ashes left by his previous landing.

Both she and Black smirked, the latter making her way over to her friend, taking her time.

"Uh, could you HURRY!"

And much to Black's surprise, it wasn't Plushie that said that.

Turning around, they found that it was none other than Gackt.

"You know, I vaaaaguely remember Plushie mentioning something about your leg earlier..." Black's usual deadpan face returned to her, after all traces of giddiness had fled.

Plushie, after managing to free her now barbequed foot, had attached herself to the aforementioned leg and was rubbing her face against his knee.

"...That Jakotsu man must have given me the wrong directions on purpose...Fucker..." Gackt said, glancing around.

Black frowned slightly, "Why would HE want to get rid of YOU? Isn't he...like...man crazy for hot guys or something?" She looked down at Plushie, whom was obviously quite content with her current position.

Gackt sighed. "I look too much like a woman for his taste."

Plushie rambled on contentedly. "mmm no...Gaku niiiiice."

And then she paused.

"Wait. you sounded pretty dissapointed about that..."

Gackt's eyes widened a little, then looked down slowly to the woman attached to his leg. "Ummm...I'm not all too happy with the fact that I look like a woman?"

Black sighed, "heeeeere we go... want me to kill 'im or do you just want to maim him for a really long time...alone."

Plushie grinned devilishly, a plan was forming...

"I think I'll maim him, thank you."

Gackt raised an eyebrow. "Is that Plushie-language for something?"

"Hey, how did you know?"

Plushie started to drag Gackt off but Black stopped them.

"No no no! NOT what I had in mind!"

Gackt seemed relieved, but Plushie hung her head in dissapointment.

Black ran up to Plushie, holding a whip in her left hand. "Here. Take this with you."

A weird grin crossed Gackt's face as Plushie took the whip and ran off giggling with glee, dragging Gackt along.

Soon she was back, though, a confused look on her face (not to mention everyone else's.)

Arching a brow, Black questioned her, "What the hell happened? I thought you'd be gone for another million years or so."

Totosai who had fallen asleep soon after Gackt's arival, after recooperating from Plushie's attack, of course, stopped snoring and blinked tiredly at the lady before them. "What happened?"

"...I forgot how to operate one of these..." she says, wiggling the whip around a bit. Gackt watched it wiggle...back and forth...

And pounces on it, biting it.

Plushie looked down, blinking, then an deranged grin came across her face. "Ehee!"

"Oh...My gods..." Black said, her eye twitching as Gackt yanked on it and rolled onto his back, purring as Plushie rubbed his tummy affectionately.

Totosai was utterly scarred by the incedent thus far.

"OOOO-KAAAAY..." Black turned around, eye still twitching. "I'm just gonna go now...for a bit." She drifted off for a moment before pausing, "Maybe I'll bring back a bone when I do..."

Plushie didn't seem to mind that thought, "I am kinda hungry..."

Gackt suddenly sat up, shaking his head. "Sorry. That happens."

Plushie giggled. "Must be a vampire side affect."

Black stopped again. "Then what in all the Hells might a werewolf side-affect be like!"

Plushie released yet another sinister, plot-birthing smile. "I dunno; let's find out!" She turned around, marching the opposite direction the way they came.

"Bad thought." Gackt said in awkward-engrish to Black.

She smirked, "No, no; I think I'm fine with that..."

"HOLD HIM DOWN!" Plushie screamed, pointing at Mana.

Totousai, Black, and Gackt all looked at Mana, simultaneously shouting: "How the hell did YOU get here?"

Mana shrugged, "Same way as Gackt."

Plushie giggled, and her eyes were now gold instead of grey. "Wee!"

"GET 'IM!" Bankotsu came runnning up, Jakotsu in tow.

"GET BACK HERE, YOU CREEP! GIVE ME BACK MY BRA!"

Plushie had already doubled over in hyserics, Totousai and Black were just blinking.

"You three are even more iffeminite than me." said Gackt.

Plushie was soon behind Gackt, and she snapped his thong strap against him.

"Ow." he said simply, and Plushie giggled.

"It's pink..."

"Really?" Jakotsu said, eyes wide. "I wanna try it on!"

Soon a whole crowd of people were gathered around gackt and his pink thong-iness.

Black walked up to Plushie, "How did you know that he even had one of those?"

The Ylfinger grinned. "I'm the one that put it on him."

"...I should have known as much." She shuddered. "Did that event, by any chance, happen during one of those oh-so-wonderful 'Vampire side-effects'?"

"Oh yeah..." Plushie said, a grin on her face as she re-lived the expirience.

Black sighed. "Again, I should have known..."

They looked back over to Jakotsu, who was still trying to get the pink thong off of Gackt, Bankotsu, who was still trying to get his own article of clothing away from Mana, and Totousai, who was...being Totousai and just standing there, hitting random people with random objects.

Black looked over to Plushie, "Is this going anywhere? I mean...was this supposed to happen?"

"No, but it's still really amusing."

"True."

"We really should write ourselves somewhere else."

"Yeah..."

Plushie rolled her eyes. "I meant YOU."

"Urgh..." She sighed, "Fine."

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So there's your first full chapter of utter chaos. Revel in it.

So what situation will Black write us into? Will Plushie attach herself to YET ANOTHER person's leg?

We may never know...XD