Author's notes: Watery places! We're sorry we haven't updated in a while, so… double feature! So continues the adventures of Plushie-chan and Blackeh!

Warning: Mild nudity in chapter.

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The two found themselves in the middle of a darkened forest, the sound of rushing water nearby.

Plushie looked at her friend. "Where the hell is this?"

I was thirsty."

"Aha."

Plushie began to glance around, and Black could almost see the question mark above her head.

"What's wrong?"

"What's that sound? Thunder?"

Black grinned a little, "Hehe...I made it rain."

A downpour of rain began to fall on top of their heads.

"...nice, Blackeh."

"Hehehe...Eh, thirst's a bitch, though!"

"Can we just go somewhere dry?"

Suddenly, they heard a voice. "...Stupid human--ew..."

The women looked into the clearing to see Sesshomaru taking off his clothes in front of a hot spring.

"Ooo." both said.

Plushie then turned around, speaking to her friend in the woods.
"Woah, you do realize your hair looks really black, right?"
Black growled. "It's...brown..."
"...I'm just saying---"
"It's BROWN!" And by then Sesshomaru was behind them, raising an eyebrow at the two women in the woods.
"Are you trying to spy on me?" Sesshomaru said, and he grabbed the taller one's face to point it in the direction of his.
"I do realize that I am naked, but the fact that you insist on spying on me and being rather loud of it makes no difference to me anyways..."
Black jabbed Plushie in the ribs as her eyes wandered down again.
"Hehe...naked Sesshy..." Plushie giggled, and Black was ready to dissapear into her shadows once more.
"...Fine. Watch me take a bath. See if I care," and with that, Sesshomaru broke out of the woods and wandered back into the hotspring.

Deciding on staying, Black turned to face her more-than-giddy friend. "In your 'dry' place, I imagine you made it quite wet." She noted Plushies near drooling expression.

"YOU are the one that wanted to make it rain in the first place. So there!"

"...point."

They turned again, seeing Sesshomaru wiggling 'junior' at them.

"OKami...It's just like when Darcia gets out of the shower..." Plushie sighed, a hand covering her face.

Black was far beyond the realms of wanting to write them out of this one. "I don't think this is going to work...shall we?"

Plushie giggles, rushing into hotspring, attacking the still-naked Sesshomaru.

"Blackeh! Come get 'im!"

Black smirked. "I think I might pass on this one."

"YOU KNOW YOU WANNA KILL HIM! now come feel his abs! They're so...nice..."

"...Uh-huh?" She turned, "You do that..." Laughing, she decided to go deeper into the woods for a few moments...and perhaps get a camera for black-mail purposes.

Black soon turned when a girlish scream was heard, but it wasn't Plushie.

"AHH! LET GO! LET. GO."

"NO! MINE!"

She sighed, "Kagome...Kikyou...you just cost me my blackmail."

Plushie (still soaked) came up from behind her; "Springer?"

"...yeah."

In unison:" COOL!"

Plushie wrung out a bit of her yukata. "Hey, Kagome, I think I saw InuYasha just over there. He was kissing Sango."

"WHAT!" she screamed, and she ran into the hotspring. Sesshomaru screamed again, "WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH YOU GIRLS!"

Plushie giggled insanely as Kagome started screaming protests at seeing Sesshomaru naked. Out of curiosity, Kikyou looked through the trees.

"Oo. Too bad InuYasha didn't get the better end of THAT trait..." she said, watching with a raised brow. Plushie, once again, doubled over.

Kagome screamed bloody murder, fists clutched, she sped over to where Inuyasha 'was'.

Black and Plushie had somehow managed to prepare a bag of popcorn, and sodas, sitting down in front.

"Is...that popcorn?" Kikyou asked, sitting down.

"Hey, who wants to bet how long it will take her to figure out InuYasha isn't over there?" Plushie asked her two companions, shoving popcorn in her mouth.

Kikyou took another bite, smirking, "I'd estimate...thirty minutes."

Black shoved a pile of money into both Plushie and Kikyou's hands. "I bet that for about thirty one."

She paused. "Now why can't I do that at home?"

"...I don't know," Kikyou said, shrugging. "Why can't I normally eat?"

Plushie giggled. "We are all SO ooc right now."

Kikyou grinned. "You have to realize how much I get paid to act the way I do for Takahashi."

"Really?" both women questioned with interest.

"Yeah. All of us. Except for Kagome. It's...Candid Camera, like that, except...We haven't had the heart to tell her she's on a set yet."

Black nearly spat out the Pepsi she was drinking, "OH! The poor thing!" And then burst out laughing.

"Oh, I feel so bad," plushie mocked, and then she doubled over laughing. "NOT!"

Kikyou nodded silently.

Black looked thoughtful for a moment though, "doesn't that mean that she really IS in love with him, though?" Snickering, Plushie took another bite.

Kikyou looked around. "Whatever happened to Sesshoumaru?"

"I dunno."

All looked around.

"So Black, who's next on the list?" Plushie asked, poking Black with a pencil.

"So what are you two trying to do, exactly?" Kikyou asked, leaning over Plushie's tare panda notebook with interest.

"Write a funny fan fiction."

"Mmm... I see."

Black counted lazily on her fingers, they had been over Totousai and both of the Inu-taishou's sons. "Well I'd say he'd be coming along in three...two..."

"Hey!"

"Koga-kun..."

"Right on schedule."

Plushie giggled some more. "This'll be interesting...but does anyone think she's found out he's not here yet?"

"Nope."

"...There goes about half of my savings."

All turned around to find a tall, shadowed figure looming over them.

"...Damn." Plushie cursed, counting on her fingers. "There hasn't been all that many times a Darcia has come for me."

Author's notes: So why is this guy here? Who knows… Maybe it's our next victim…