Basically the same thing except they are in tennis and suck...again. Enjoy! I have also decided that they just need to win only "one"
game, otherwise this fic would be to long and boring for you guys.
Bad News Monkeys 2 Tennis
Last time we saw our Monkey duo floating on a star wanting to get revenge on the 2 Bowsers.
Diddy: I'm hungry.
Dk: I'm tired.
Diddy: I'm hungry.
Dk: I'm bored.
Diddy: I'm hungry! (Goes insane and starts chewing on Dk's ear)
Dk: AHHHH! WHAT THE beep ARE YOU DOING!
Diddy: eh...hehehehe, sorry.
Dk: How are we gonna find the Bowsers?
Diddy: Don't know, how do we make this star Drive?
Voice: I'll show you!
Diddy: My dream come true! A talking marshmallow!
Dk: Shut up Diddy, it's just a pink blob!
Voice: SHUDDUP! I'M KIRBY! NOT WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING!
Diddy whispering to Dk: I still think it's a marshmallow
Kirby: I'm on a warp star, you guys, not on a warp star. So get a warp star!
Diddy: Or we take yours! (starts eating Kirby)
Kirby: What? No! I feel so dis...disrespected! I demand you to stop eat.
Diddy: BURP!
Dk: Let's go! (they start driving Kirby's warp star)
Diddy: Yeah!
Meanwhile down in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Announcer: Well it seems that one of our teams has decided not to come,
we either give the win to the Mario Bros Team or find another Team
for them to face! (Warp star crashes down) These two will work, get
them some racquets!
Dk: Eh...what? (they hand both of them a racquet)
Diddy: Oooo! This looks like a lolly pop!
Mario: (serves)
Diddy: (ball comes straight for him, smacks him, and KOs him)
Dk: ...okay?
Score: 15-0
Mario: Mama-mia! Watch out! (serves)
Dk: Ya-ha! (hits the ball back)
Luigi: Boo ya!(hits ball)
Dk: (dives for it but misses)
Score: 30-0
Mario: (serves)
Dk: (misses)
Toad the coach: Serving point!
Score: 40-0
Mario: Watch out! (serves)
Dk: YA!(Smacks it and it flies, hits toad and he falls out of his chair)
Mario: (hits it back and Dk misses)
Luigi: We win!
Dk: Sigh...(drags Diddy out of the place)
Announcer: Well it seems the Mario Bros win. We'll give those Monkeys another
chance tomorrow against the Bowsers!
Dk: Diddy...we need to get revenge on those Bowsers tomorrow
when we face them.
Diddy: Chicken Fingers!
Dk: Oh yeah, you're still dazed after that hard blow
Diddy: I can't belive it's not butter!
Dk: I know! You gave me the perfect plan! You're so smart!
Diddy: Grandma went Los Vages to go pottey!
Dk: Now you're just weird...
The next day.
Bowser: (serves)
Dk: Ya! (hits it back)
Bowser: (can't move neither can baby Bowser) What is this stuff(misses ball)
Dk: Butter.
Baby Bowser: No it's not!
Diddy: I know...I can't belive it's "not" butter! Hahehehaheheha!
Score: 15-0
Bowser: (serves)
Dk: (hits it where neither Bowser or Baby can reach it)
Score: 30-0
Bowser: Grrr...(serves)
Diddy: Yippe! (hits it and it smacks into Baby Bowser's eye)
Baby Bowser: Owweee!
Score: 40-0
Bowser: You will not win! (takes out bom-omb and it lands right in front
of Dk and Diddy and they fly far, far away)
Announcer: umm...Monkeys forfeit, Bowsers win
Bowsers: YAHA! WE WIN!
Meanwhile in th middle of an ocean.
Dk/Diddy: (are floating in a barrel with sharks surrounding them)
Dk softly: This sucks.
Diddy softly: This reminds me of a song.
Dk softly: What one?
Diddy softly: Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
Dk/Diddy softly: (Dk joins in) Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
Diddy: Uh, Ah, AH...AHCHOOOO!
Sharks: Grahh! (the sharks zoom in towards the duo)
The End...for now again
I still like the first one better but this one will be okay for something.
Please review again all the Bad News Monkeys fans!