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Guess what? Confusing people is so much fun :) Hehe. I'm so very hyperistic right now!

I need to use the bathroom. Where is it? I'll ask my mentor. Hehehehehehe! HYPERISTIC! (A/N: I may be sick, but I really am very hyperistic right now!)

"SQUID! SQUID SQUID SQUID SQUID SQUID! A.K.A my MENTOR!"

"What?" he groaned. Guess what? I annoyed him because we're back in the tent and he's playing cards but I don't care.

"Dearest mentor, I need you to kindly show me where the public facilities are."

I was delighted at the look of confusion on his face. Yay confusion!

"What?" He repeated. Okay, I'll stoop down to your intelligence level. Fine.

"Squid, where are the bathrooms?"

"By the showers."

"Where are the showers?"

"By the bathrooms." How annoyingly annoying can you possibly get?

"Okay, can ANYONE please tell me where the bathrooms are before there is nothing left of me but a puddle?"

"Calm down. I'll show you." Mr. Mentor said. He showed me the bathrooms then left. I had paid no attention how to get here, so I guess I'll have to use my amazing non-existent directional skills to get back to the tent. It's getting dark, so I'd better hurry up. God! It is sooo hot during the day but now it is sooo cold! Hi ho, hi ho, back to the tent I go. (hums) Err, tent? Hello tent? Yes, where are you? Over there, you say? Alrighty! Ooh look a lizard! (growls at lizard) (gender-confused Mr. Sir shoots pretty lizard friend) "Mr. Sir! You shot the lizard!"

"That was a yellow spotted lizard. If it had bitten you, you would have died."

"Oh, it wouldn't have bitten me. It was my pretty lizard friend."

"Go back to your tent now, ya hear?"

"Yes, I do. That's what ears are for. However, I have a problem."

"What's that?"

"I seem to have, um, misplaced my tent."

"Well, you'd better un-misplace it, now shouldn't you?" Un-misplace? What?

"Yes, Mr. Sir, sir!" I saluted him and ran off to where I thought my tent was. My amazing non-existent directional skill must be getting better, because I found it!

"What took you so long?" Magnet (a.k.a Magneto) asked.

"I made a pretty lizard friend, then Mr. Sir shot it, and then I misplaced our tent, and then I un-misplaced it." I told my brilliantly fascinating story.

"What color was its blood?" Zigzag, of course.

I hadn't looked. Oh well. Time to say a random color that pops into my head. And… Go.

"Well, actually, Zig, the color of my pretty lizard friend's blood was bright fluorescent green." He seemed surprised. I wonder why.

"Oh. I thought it might be red or something."

"Guys. We should go to bed soon. We need to get up early." X-Ray again. Why oh why does everybody listen to him. Wait, waking up early?

"When do we need to wake up?"

"Four thirty."

"Are you serious? FOUR THIRTY? Ack! I need my beauty sleep! (dives onto cot)

"You've missed out on that for awhile, haven't you?" I have no idea who said that, but whoever did deserves to, um, eat spinach and baby-sit a burping rooster.

"Squid?"

"Yeah?"

"Your name has to many q's."

"Squid only has one q!"

"Yes, but that's one to many." And I fell asleep. So exciting, huh?

A/N: I'm sorry that chapter was short. Oh well. Next chapter she'll be digging her first hole! I'm still hoping for votes on name and guy she'll end up with /eventually/. I'm still not positive if she's going to end up with anyone. Post them in a review or email me. My email address is on my lookup thingy.