It is time, time to gather My followers and I already have a lot what pathetic little fools they are .I'm so happy so I started to skip and sing skippidy do daa. Would you like to know why there pathetic little fools well I'll tell you anyway because there bowing down to the very thing they despise a half-blood but then maybe their smart fore I am Lord Voldemort Ha, Ha, Ha Hee, Haw O dear my evil laugh is gone well you should still fear my for I am Lord Voldemort bow before my tellytubbyness yes that is right you fools run, run, run for lives. Now who's next ah Lilly Evans and James Potter. He, He it's time to have fun my little wand my precious Knock Knock is anybody home I say ahh James how nice to see you while inside my head I was thinking I want to say would you play go fish with me but, I must keep up the tough guy image It's sad to be bad but it pays well I think I mean world domination better pay well cause I rule it so they should give me all their money well I should stop thinking about that it's making my head hurt. So instead I ask James to join me and he says NO! can you believe it no well if it won't be in my playgroup then I'll have to kill him so I did I mean we would have had lots of fun but no he had to ruin it my mom always said I was a spoiled child and I guess I am but it's so fun sigh but so many people are ruining my fun now I'll just have to show them my way. Killing James was fun but only for a little bit I wish my mommy was here that way I could tattle and she could punish the little rat peter and I would have had more fun well if he won't join then maybe Lilly well they say she's smart and besides I have to take over the world before the furbys do and not only that I'm much better then those little fluff balls so I hope over to the room Lilly is in hopping she'd join my game but all she did was beg saying don't hurt her I admit it was flattering at first but then it got annoying and to much to handle and my mommy always said to much of a good thing was bad it's funny I didn't believe her but now I do I should've known mommy is always right and it wasn't like I was going to hurt her until now. So I killed her then I saw the baby and babies always spoil the fun so I had to kill it but the something bad happened the spell got me instead and it hurt I knew that the baby would spoil my fun. I want my mommy she'd make it better she'd fix my booboos uh oh I peed my new Elmo underwear my I hope my mommy doesn't get mad but all I do is scream and that was bad enough so I didn't say anything else cause that would ruin my tough guy image more.