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ONE MORE THING: MY DOCTOR IS GOING COMPLETELY SENILE! Sorry but you know how I was sick and I was told it was strep? Yeah, well it wasn't. It was mono and I've had it since about FEBRUARY! I finally got a blood test done. And I play soccer and softball. My spleen has been inflamed since then and I could have DIED from playing sports because you get HIT in soccer and I almost got stepped on sliding in softball. Sheesh. Anyway, I've been quarantined from people so I couldn't update. Or get to my computer to type the chapter / Hehe my mom is yelling at him a lot. It is quite funny. On to the chappeh!

The shower is still an issue. If I don't take a shower soon, I'm going to end up like Armpit. (retches) Sorry. I really am. But the thought of that is revolting. I am NOT taking a shower in those rickety little poor excuse for modern art things. (shudders) Okay, here's what I can do:

1) Take a shower in them anyway (NO! I didn't bring a bathing suit or anything. Digging holes didn't seem like a lake-like activity)

2) Go ask to use the Warden's showers

Okay, it looks like I'll be going with… (drum roll) 2! Ack. For some reason, that doesn't seem like a good choice. Oh well. (says good bye to better judgment again) Looks like it's time to head back to the tent for awhile! (sings and skips) We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz! Nobody's in the tent. How odd. Guess it's time to ask to use the Warden's showers.

AT THE WARDEN'S CABIN

(knock knock)

"What?" An angry voice yelled from inside. Heh. I shouldn't have come here. Oh well, I already did.

"Warden?"

"WHAT?"

"Can I use your showers?"

"Why?" Why is she so mean? Bleh.

"Because there is no way you can expect me to use the ones provided. The walls are too low."

"Well you'll just have to use them anyway." She could at least come outside or something instead of yelling from in there. Hold on. WHAT? There is no way she can expect me to use those showers.

"Are you serious? You do realize this is a boys camp, right?" Oh no. How stupid of me. She runs it. Of course she knows.

"Yes, I do," she said, coming outside, "but you can't expect to be treated any differently." Oh yes I can!

"If you were me, would you want to take a shower there?" Hehe. She looked stunned for a moment. What pretty (not) nail polish she has!

BACK AT THE TENT

OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! My arm hurts. People should be getting back soon. Sure enough, my wonderful tent mates started to come in. They didn't look so happy.

"What's wrong with all of you?"

"Tonight's counseling with Mom." Zigzag answered.

"COUNSELING?" Oh yeah. "it seems that you are disturbed and need help''.

"Yeah. Woah! What's wrong with your arm?"

"Um, I asked the Warden if I could use her showers."

"What's wrong with ours?" Magnet asked.

"What do you think?"

"Oh. Never mind then."

"Geez, Magnet. You're brilliant."

"Shut up." Just then, Mom came in.

"Time for counseling!" he said cheerfully. God. Why is he always so jolly-ish?

"Everybody sit in a circle," he said putting out chairs, "and we'll get started." Great. I am not telling this dorky man anything.

"Megan, since you're relatively new, why don't you tell us about your life?" His face just might have melted off my the horrible, menacing glare I gave him. But it didn't.

"Let's not."

"Come on now, Megan, everybody needs to open up sometime."

"Mom, if she doesn't want to talk, don't make her." Wow. D-Tent togetherness lesson from no other than the one with the big humongo dirty fly glasses.

"Be quiet, Rex. Megan, I think all the boys would like to know more about you."

"She already told us a lot of stuff, though. Right, guys?" Magnet said/asked.

"Oh, yeah!" Squid went, "like the kind of music she listens to."

"Really? What is that?"

"Stuff you've never even heard of." I answered.

"Megan, I'm talking to the boys now. Don't interrupt." Didn't she just want me to talk? Moron.

"Well, what does she listen to?"

"Um, what was it? Oh yeah. Metallica, Dead Kennedys, uh-" Stupid Squid, forgetting things.

"Yeah, and Ramones and Zeppelin and the Sex Pistols." Magnet finished.

"Those bands don't sound very nice." I stared right at Dr. Pendanski for a while in shock. He is stupid and idiotic.

The guys just laughed at him. Except Zero. He never talks. Or shows emotion.

"It's not polite to laugh," he said sounding annoyed.

"Hate to break it to you Mom, but we're not polite."

"Theodore! I am trying to teach you to be polite, and-"

"You're not doing so well, are you?" I finished.

"That's it. Session over. Go to bed, all of you." A chorus of "Thanks, Megan" and "I really did need counseling" went throughout the tent. Until Mom left. After that, they all seemed happy.

"You got us out of counseling!"

"THANK YOU!"

"Um, you're welcome?"

"Who wants to play cards?" X-Ray asked. That insensitive little-

Oh wait. He doesn't know. Great. I feel so happy now. Everybody said "Sure" or something like that except me.

"You playin'?" X-Ray asked. Squid shot him a warning look which I wish he hadn't.

"I think she's tired. Let her sleep." He (Squid) said.

"Yeah, I am. (yawn) Night everybody!" :D Yay excuses. Oh crap. I never took a shower. It's been like 3 days. There's always tomorrow.

TOMORROW

I now officially hate the time 4:30 am.

It's the time I'm supposed to /not/ dig my hole. Which I haven't completely done yet. (grabs a shovel and starts following Mr. Sir) (yawn)

AT LUNCH

My arm hurts. Whatever was on the Warden's hand is painful. Digging is hard. Not that I actually dug that much, but that is not the point. I am going back next time the water truck comes.

LATER

Shower time! Okay, here's what I'm going to do: Take my sheet which I never use and put it over the top of the stall thingy. Brilliant plan, I know.

AFTER SHOWER
That was scary and pretty short. My sheet is wet, to I'm putting it outside for a little while. The whole time I was paranoid. Now I know what Zigzag feels like all the time. It shut off pretty suddenly. I had my clothes, so I changed and left. So uneventful.

My arm still hurts.

A/N: About the 1337 and pwning and all of that:

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