Dan: Amanda, we need to talk…

Amanda: …about what?…

Dan: About…JOHNNY! YYEEEAAAAHHH!

Amanda: (relived) oh. YEAH!

Disclaimer: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is not mine. I do not own it.

The police car pulled up in front of the old house that used to be Johnny's home. The police pulled away. Johnny stared at the house before entering. It scared him that he was back in the place that he swore he would never go back to.

He opened the door to see a kid on the couch watching T.V. He looked up at Johnny. "Johnny? Oh my God is it you Johnny!" he stood up and hugged him. Johnny pushed him off. "Who are you?" he said. The kid who looked around 23 looked back up at him. "You don't remember me? John, its me Shawn." He looked at him. Johnny was thinking then remembered. "Shawn? Oh man its been so long look at you. Were is your sister?"

Shawn looked at him. "Jenn is in the bathroom." He said. Johnny looked at his cousin. "Were is everyone?" asked Johnny.

"Well Jenn is in the bathroom, Tom and Aunt Jackie are arranging Uncle Timmy's funeral." He said. Jenn walks in. "Oh hey Johnny." She said and sat down on the couch. She really wasn't interested in this whole ordeal.

Johnny ignored her and turned back to Shawn. "What happened to my father. How was he murdered?" he asked.

Shawn answered hesitantly. "He wasn't murdered…he had a heart-attack." He said.

When Johnny's jaw dropped, Shawn remembered. "Oh, Tom said he was murdered because he knew it would be the only reason you would come up.

Johnny felt used. He felt dirty for beliving such a thing as murder. He was about to kill Tom until Jenn spoke. "Look, all we got to offer you is Skettios because your family is to cheap to buy something useful.

Johnny forgot about the whole I'm going to kill Tom thing and raced for the kitchen.

The door was opened by Tom and Johnny's mother Jackie. Shawn jumped in front of them. "wait till I tell you who's here!" he said. The Jenn said "It's Johnny…" just to butcher Shawns excitement.

"He's here?" Jackie said. She glanced at Tom. Then he spoke. "I told him to come." He said. Jackie was flipping out.

Johnny walked in the room with skettos all over his face. "Hellow mom."

Jackie looked at her son. She measured his face and looked at his skinny body. "Oh my, look at you! You look like you haven't eaten in days! And what is with your hair cut?" she said. This made Johnny play with one of his two hairs.

Jackie went over to hug Johnny. "I'm sorry." She said. Johnny pushed her off. "Bull…" he said. He walked away from her. He headed up to his old room and slammed the door.

Tom looked at his mother. "This is bad. Why didn't you look for Johnny when he ran away anyway?" Jackie swelled up in tears. "I did not have the money to hold on to him for as long as I wanted to. Now my baby thinks I don't love him as much as I do. I thought he would find someone to take care of him.

Tom patted her on the back. "He will come around, don't worry mom.

Dan: I LOVE AMANDA!

Amanda: I LOVE DAN!