Dan: AMANDDA AMANDA AMANA!

Amanda: DANO!

Dan: You make me happy.

Disclaimer: Ugh, sickening. I do not own Johnny the Homicidal Maniac in anyway.

Dear DIE-ary,

I finally made it to the hell whole of this family. I don't know when I will be back. I've only been here more a couple minuets and I already want to leave. I don't know how much more of this I can take. My mother doesn't like me anymore, my father is dead., I can't remember my cousins and my brother is lying to everybody.

Johnny bites on the eraser on his pencil and begins to write again.

If my family is like this, then am I normal? I don't know anything anymore. Ugh, look at this place. I'm in my old room on my bed when Dad first gave me you on my 14th birthday. Ever since then I write in you every night. I'm still surprised how many pages there are in you.

Johnny stopped writing because a tear fell from his eyes. He had no idea why he was crying. He skimmed through his diary.

August 4, 1989

Dear Diary,

I made brownies with Mommy today. All the kids at skool made fun of me! They say I'm too old to even call Mommy "Mommy". IT made me cry. They took you away from me and called me a girl for having a diary. I love you!

Johnny smiled then turned to pages a week later.

August 11, 1989

Dear DIE-ary,

I am not living with this family anymore. They are driving me Insane. Right now I'm writing you in a boxcar I hid into. As we speak, I'm running away from home. You were the only thing I took with me. For now on, your code name is no longer diary, it DIE-ary, got it? I'm sleeping here tonight and we will hit the road again tomorrow.

Johnny stared at this entry. He had forgotten that's why he called his diary that. Tom walked in the room and Johnny quickly shut the book.

"You still have that thing Johnny?" he said. It wasn't really a question, more of a statement,

"Uh, yeah." Johnny said a little embarrassed.

Tom took the book. "Let me read you my favorite entry Johnny." He said skimming through the book.

"Here we go." He said

May 22, 1989

Dear Diary,

Mommy made Tom get braces today. I wanted to be just like him so mommy gave me a pair of fake ones. After he got braces we went to the water park and had a lot of fun. When we got back, Tom called his friends and they came over. I want to be just like him. When his friends left, dad and us came and told us scary story. We almost stayed up all night! I don't think I will ever frown again 

Johnny looked at Tom and started to cry. "Is it an open casket?" Johnny asked. "Yes." Tom answered. Johnny looked at his brother. He knew Tom was hiding something, and Tom answered. "The funral is tomorrow , not Saturday."

Johnny banged his head on the bed and cried. "Well, at least I will get to see him one more time."

Dan: Sniff

Amanda: ( starts to cry ) this is really sad. (Dan hugs her.)