YO. So what if I haven't updated my other stories? This one is crying out to
me. Orochi Wonka and the Kunai Factory. I'm sure someone has already
made one of these, but it's ok. I want to make one like mine. Cause I gots
some good ideas. Heehee. Sasuke-kun torturing! Welps, better start the
story. Please review if you like. Reviews make me smile!
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Disclaimer!
Kira Izuru from Bleach: Chibihisagi does not own Naruto, Willy Wonka and
the Chocolate factory or Bleach. But she does own her little Bleach figures.
She is sad she doesn't have me so she can make Ichimaru-taicho molest
me… Taicho.
Gin: Izuru-kun!
Chibihisagi: Also look forward to a AU GinxIzuru fic in the future Bleach
fans!
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Once upon a time in a land called Konoha, there was a great chocolate
maker named Orochi Wonka. He made the yummiest chocolates ever made.
Kunai Kandies, Shuriken Shortcakes, Kama Karmal Apples and other such
things. It was the best chocolate in all of Konoha. Until one day, a little boy
accused Orochi Wonka of molesting him in his naughty places. Of course,
molestation was a horrid thing there and Orochi was forced to close his
Chocolate Factory for at least four years. Uchiha Itachi was glad that he
closed that horrid factory. He hated Orochi's chocolate. And then… fours
years later, Orochi put a flyer in every school full of Genins'.
"OK! It says here that only five teams are allowed in the factory along with
their teachers. So… we have six teams here. Oh well, time to give you your
teachers!" Iruka smiled at his students as he looked around.
They were all such wonderful students. He would explain every single one if
he could, but because he was lazy, he just pointed at the door and six
teachers walked in. Two were random so we will call them Thing 1 and
Thing 2. And then there is Kakashi, Asuma, Kurenai and Gai! BANZAI!
Iruka smiled as the six walked to the front and waved.
"I will assign you to your teachers now, students. Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke
to Kakashi. Neji, Lee and Ten Ten to Gai. Kiba, Hinata and Shino to
Kurenai. And Ino, Shikamaru and Chouji to Asuma. Oh, and random kids to
Things 1 and 2. I shall miss thee, students. Please don't forget me. I-I…" But
he couldn't finish. Naruto sobbed quietly then turned to Sakura.
"I-I can't! I can't leave Iruka-sensei!" Naruto sobbed, hiding his face in his
hands.
Sakura stared at him then smacked him.
"Stupid! Iruka is a grown man! He'll get over it. And he'll get more students
anyway! Stupid!" Sakura grumbled, hitting Naruto again.
Then suddenly, a giant boar with a pink ribbon in its hair broke through the
wall and crashed into Sakura! Though no one cared at the moment. They
were pitying Iruka.
11111111111111111111111111 "Fu fu fu fu fu. Soon, Kabuto. The children will be flocking towards here
and I will find my body. My body to live on in for my legacy! My legacy of
chocolate. Damn the young Uchiha Itachi. He will pay dearly. Hmph. Soon,
Kabuto. Soon."
"Yes, Master, but I have one question."
"What is it, Kabuto?"
"Why did we show up at the very end of the chapter?"
"Um. I dunno."
"Orochimaru-sama. (sigh)"
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I'm not lazy. Nope. Not me… umm… ok… so what? I am. Whateva. I'll
continue if I get two reviews. It makes me feel better. K? K. Bye minna-san!
-Chibihisagi