NEW CHAPTER! YAY!

The First Stunt

'Hello! I am Pecker! Host of Jakass, The only show where 7 ideots battle it out in a stupidity match! Oh and Did I mention that as a twist, at the end of each show, one of you will get eliminated, and When I say Eliminated, I mean…Killed!'

All the guys gasp

'I knew I shouldn't have joined this!' yells Vin.

'Okay, for your first stunt, you have to…'

Suddenly a curtain draws back revealed a Zoomer, and a tub of Dark eco with a beam across it.

'Oh crap' Cries Vin.

'That's right! Each of you will have to drive this Zoomer across the beam, if you fall in… Your history, and we don't have to eliminate any one today, as for Vin, your brain will be transferred into the Zoomer it's self, and of coarse who better to go first than Jak himself!'

'Hey!' yells Jak, but then decides not to fight and hops on the Zoomer.

'Jakass ready?' Asks Pecker in a presenter voice.

'Do I have a choice?' Jak mumbles.

'Go!' finishes Pecker and flies backwards before he gets ran over.

Jak Zooms along the Beam, balancing on the beam carefully.

'Come on Jak! You can do it!' Yells Pecker, sounding a lot like Rob Schneider.

Jak suddenly realises that going slow is boring and has no action involved, so he zooms forward and falls off the beam, Jak, being an action hero and all around tuff guy, manages to grab onto the beam with one hand, and grab the zoomer with the other, leaving him dangling over a gigantic pit of the very stuff he was tortured with.

'Um, I'm okay…'

Suddenly he gets a butt cramp.

'Ahhh!' He screams in pain, almost falling, suddenly he gets a great idea, he starts transforming into light Jak, the supper cool, super strong, super bright angel, and flies across to safety.

'Alright, even though that was sort of cheating, it doesn't say in the rule book that you can't turn into a magical light eco warrior, so um, let's carry on.'

Next in line was Daxter, Followed by all the others who all managed to get across safely, except for Vin that is…

'I don't know if this is such a good idea…' He groans like a little girl.

'Relax my friend,' says Pecker, 'You are controlling the Zoomer what could go wrong?"

Well, as soon as Vin drove onto the beam, the hover waves became too much for the old rusty beam, and ended up breaking, Vins Zoomer plummeted towards the Dark ocean.

'I had a good life.' Sighs Vin, similar to Krews last words (oh well).

The Zoomer hit the pool of evil with a loud Gloop, followed by Vins voice trailing off into the distance, saying something like 'Man this stings!'

Everyone else stopped and stares at the Dark Eco, not sure what to say that would calmly break the ice.

'Well, Now we don't have t eliminate someone…'Says Pecker, 'that's kind of a good thing…'