I KNOW, I FINALLY UPDATED! YAY! lmao, where's the beer?

Author's Note: hi……………!

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry that I haven't updated in such a really, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, (and you get the point) LONG TIME! I just…. I donno, never felt like writing, or I couldn't because my mom or step-father was on the computer, or I didn't have any time left one the computer, or I just didn't feel like writing this story….! Which, I am very sorry for! And I've got lots of reviews! Thank you to everyone who ever reviewed on this story! I'm very thankful! Even though I don't show it by updating all the time, but I really am!... anyway, here's the new chapter and I hope you like it!

Title: My Freaky Fiancé

Chapter #: 9 I think… right?

Chapter Title: More Screw Ups

Rating: well I'm not quite sure with this new rating thing but in the old way it'd be PG-13 I think…. 'T' now I s'pose….?

Disclaimer: I DON"T OWN INUYASHA! Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! there, happy?

Last Time:

They walked in silence for a while until Inuyasha said, "So, are you gonna wear your bikini when we go surfing?"

"'Yasha! Oooh I'm going to get you for that!" Kagome squealed, chasing Inuyasha and he fan away from her.

"Can't catch me!" Inuyasha called, turning around so he could see her and running backwards.

"I will!"

"Nuh uh!"

"I will too! Wait! Watch-!" Kagome yelled suddenly, just as Inuyasha ran into a tree because he couldn't see where he was going.

"Ooff! Inuyasha fell down, and lay there motionless.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome cried, running over to him and kneeling down next to him. "Are you alright?"

She rolled him over to find that he was laughing so hard he couldn't talk.

"Got ch'ya!" He grinned as he poked her sides, tickling her and making her fall on top of him.

"Hey! No fair!" Kagome cried as Inuyasha rolled them over so he was on top of her.

"Yes fair…" he said just before he kissed her on the lips. It was a long, soft kiss, full of love. When they pulled apart they were both breathing heavily, partly because of the lack of air from their long kiss and partly because they had been running.

"Inuyasha…" Kagome whispered.

"Hm?"

"I love you."

"I love you too."

/End of Flashback/Dream/

Kagome suddenly sat up, tears dripping down her face. "And I still love you!" she moaned, sobbing again and she rolled over onto her back.

"I don't know myself anymore."

oh! Know what? I dyed my hair! It's originally blonde but I've dyed it red now! Actually it been red for a while now… anyway, that was random!

oh and it might take a long time to finish this while chapter but all well, it will be a long one! And I'll put in little marks to show you what days I wrote what! Lol this's what it'll be:

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that might mess up the story but I just want to show how long it takes me to write these things sometimes, k? k!

New Chappie:

Kagome sat up. Where was she?

'Why am I not at home?' she thought, rubbing her eyes and looking around again. 'Where am I?'

Then she remembered. Telling Inuyasha she used to love him then running off back to his, well, her new place and falling asleep.

After Kagome had woken up from her disturbing dream, she had fallen back asleep again but now that she was awake later, she didn't remember the dream; it was completely erased from her mind, at least, for now…

She unwrapped the blankets from around herself and rolled out of bed. She was starving.

"What time is it, anyway?" she muttered, glancing at the huge alarm clock next to the bed. 6:43. "OMG, I slept that long? Whoa!"

She stood up, stretched, and opened the door to go down stairs. When she was out in the upstairs hall, a hot, tasty smell reached her nose. Pizza.

She tore down the stairs and into the kitchen. "What's cooking, I'm starving?"

Sesshomaru turned around from the counter, his eyes slightly red, and also slightly watery. "You do not speak to me that way, young man! Call me Sir or I'll smash you to bits!"

Kagome straightened up instantly. "Yes, um, Sir!"

Sesshomaru's eyes lost some of their redness; but they were still a bit watery.

"Can, I, um, have some pizza, Sir? I'm really hungry!" Kagome said, walking quietly over to a chair at the table and sitting down.

Sesshomaru shrugged.

Kagome took a piece but then instantly put it back down.

"What?" Sesshomaru's eyes were reddening again. "Not good enough for you?"

Kagome blushed. "No, it's just, um, where are the plates?"

Sesshomaru choked on his pizza. "You've lived here for 11 years and you don't know where the plates are? In the left cupboard, you imbecile!"

Kagome whirled around and opened the left cupboard door, took out a plate and then sat back down, grabbing her slice of pizza again and dropping it on her plate.

'Now, where's a fork and knife?' She wondered, but dared not to ask. 'All well, I'll have to eat it the messy way then, s'pose it doesn't matter if I get anything on Inuyasha's clothes anyway…'

Inuyasha.

Just mentioning his name hurt her.

She stared at her piece of pizza, tears forming in her eyes yet again.

But she could feel Sesshomaru's eyes glaring into her and she really didn't want to get 'smashed to bits' so she picked up her slice and took a bite. She chewed a very long time, the whole time thinking about what had happened the past week.

She took another bite.

After about 5 minutes she'd eaten about quarter of her slice, and Sesshomaru and inhaled 3. Now, he was standing up and stretching, then he walked over to the phone, picking it up, and ran up to his room, dialing someone's number as he went.

Another 5 minutes later she'd finished her slice, all except for the crust, which she left on her plate on the table and then retreated to Inuyasha's room.

Once she was up there she lay back down on the bed, sighing.

'I really wish I could talk to Sango, and tell her what's just happened, but I can't call her because she has caller ID and my voice sounds like Inuyasha's… and she'd probably tell me I'm crazy if I tried to tell her me and Inuyasha switched bodies!' Kagome rolled onto her stomach. "My life sucks ass."

She sat up.

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'I have to talk to someone!' she thought. 'I'll die if I can't!'

She thought about it for a while until it hit her. Miroku of course! Why hadn't she thought of him earlier? She could talk to him but just try to put it from Inuyasha's point of view. That shouldn't be too hard.

Kagome instantly jumped up and ran downstairs to the phone, which was in the living room. She sat down on the couch and dialed Miroku. She knew his number from Sango, who used it frequently of course.

The phone rang 3 times until someone answered.

"Hello?" a girl's voice asked.

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"Hi!" Kagome cried, happy to hear Sango's voice. Wait, Sango? "Sango?"

"Hi Inuyasha, you want Miroku? Ok, just a sec!" Sango answered, then yelled, "MIROKU! INUYASHA'S ON THE PHONE!"

"Jeez! Loud much Sango?" Kagome muttered, holding the phone away from herself. Ok, act like Inuyasha. She waited a few seconds until a masculine voice said, "Yo Inu, dude, can I call you back later? Sango's here."

"Obviously. And no, you can't, I really need to talk to you, uh, dude?" Kagome finished the sentence quizzically.

"Ok, go," Miroku sighed.

"No, not on the phone, in person. I'm not sure what's going on with myself right now, Miroku. I'm coming over. Uh, throw Sango out, I need you right now."

"Fine, ok. See you when you get here," Miroku hung up

Kagome pressed 'off' and put the phone down. "Shit, Inuyasha doesn't have a car… guess I'll get a bus."

-At Miroku's-

Ding, dong

Miroku walked over to the door and opened it. There stood Inuyasha, looking worried.

'Why the hell would he be worried? He's never worried over anything!' Miroku thought as he moved so his best friend could come in.

"So," Inuyasha trailed off. "Um, we should go in your room."

"Yup," Miroku began walking down the hall towards his room. "Dude, you're acting kind of creepy, what's up?" he asked once they sat down on his bed.

"Well… I don't really know how to say this," Inuyasha looked at his hands. "I think I still might like Kagome."

There he'd said it.

Miroku stared at his best friend. He'd only realized this now? WHAT? But him and Sango had figured it out ages ago! Why was the world so slow…?

"You've, um, only realized this now?" Miroku asked incredulously.

Inuyasha looked up. "What?"

"You've only realized this now?" Miroku repeated his question; his voice sounded even more surprised.

"Um, yeah… why?" Inuyasha frowned. "Why? When was I supposed to have realized it?"

"How about since, forever?" Miroku tried.

"What the hell are you talking about? I hate Inu – ah, K-kagome!" Inuyasha cried.

'What's wrong with him?' Miroku wondered. 'He's being so weird! It's as if it's not him!'

"Wait a second… you are Inuyasha, right?" Miroku pulled at Inuyasha's ears, making sure they were attatched.

"OW – yes, of course I am, why the hell wouldn't I be!" Inuyasha was jerked forward from Miroku pulling his ear.

"Because you're being weird." Miroku stated, letting go of the dog ear. "You're acting very weird; I haven't seen you like this in years. Not since you found out Kagome cheated on you."

"What! Kagome cheated on me?" Inuyasha yelped. "When!"

Miroku looked stunned. "Um, who the hell are you?"

'I never cheated on Inuyasha, what is he talking about?' Kagome was panicking. 'he's the one who just started ignoring me all of a sudden, I didn't do anything!'

Haha! And another cliffy! But I think I will start writing the next chappie later, but I'm not totally sure so I'm posting this, just incase I don't! and I'M SO SORRY I TAKE TOO LONG! I've prolly lost most of my reviewers… I don't think I've updated in almost a year, actually! But I'm so sorry! And I know it's a miracle that I've updated, but PLEASE REVIEW AND KEEP READING! I'll try to work on 'Possessed' some more too:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Thank you for reviewing! I love you all:D 3

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