I love yukixTouya fics. So I decided to write one. Muwahahahahaha. Sorry if you are scarred for life, but that is the risk you take in associating with moi.
Sakura Kinomoto was practically jumping up and down with excitement. Yuki was coming over to study with Touya, and she was determined to get his attention this time. Her plan was flawless:
Wait until Yuki and Touya where studying, climb the tree by Touyas window, fall dramatically, and Presto! Yuki would come running!
Nothing could go wrong.
Dinner passed with little excitement, though Touya kept sending her suspicious glances.
finally it was study time.
The door to Touyas room finally locked and Sakura jumped out her window in to the tree. Reminding herself to be quiet, she smothered her excited giggle and made her way across the tree to Touyas room.
She was ready to shout, but what she saw made her pause:
Inside the closed window, Touya and Yuki where lying on the bed.
The same bed!
They where facing each other on their sides so that Yuki had his back to the window.
A back on which Touya was currently tracing lazy circles!
Sakura's head was going to explode soon… how was this possible!
Touya and Yuki! Together! Argh!
Yuki snuggled closer and said something inaudible before planting a soft kiss on Touyas lips.
Now her head was really going to explode. You could have driven a semi through the gaping hole that had once been Sakura Kinomoto's mouth.
Touya gave Yuki one of his rare smiles and said something that Sakura could not hear. Always the quick thinker (not) she pulled a clow card out of her back pocket and activated it. Suddenly, she could hear everything that was transpiring in the room below.
"Do you think Sakura is alright? She was acting odd at dinner." Yuki asked. He was asking about her! Sakura was lost in her own little Yuki-filled world, until she realized Touya was speaking.
"She always acts odd." Why, that pompous, over bearing—
"You're so mean to her, Touya." Yuki teased, and Sakura was once again lost in Yuki-filled wonderlands.
"Should we actually study today, Touya?" Yuki glanced at the pile of text books. Touya shrugged.
"Maybe later." Touya answered. Yuki smiled and kissed him again.
Sakura decided that this was the perfect time to retreat, as Touya returned the kiss.
'Just back up slowly and hope they don't hear you.' She coached herself. Unfortunately, she forgot she was in a tree…..
"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Something is wrong with my brain... wait. No. there's nothing wrong with my brain. It's the fact that it was replaced by a bunch of sawdust that's wrong.
Reviewing story:
There was once a pile of saw dust. It was quite happy being a pile of saw dust. Then one day it was suddenly transported to the head of an authoress called a boy named Maggie. On the side of her skull, there was a post-it note from her former brain:
Haha! Sucker! You are now doomed to be stuck in Maggie's head for eternity. I pity you, but better you than me!
-retired brain.
The pile of sawdust was seriously ticked. But then it realized that it could control Maggie's body from up here! So the pile of saw dust took over Maggie's body and wrote fan fics and demanded reviews from the world.
-The end-
So please review. The pile of sawdust wishes it. Flames will be extinguished, as the pile of saw dust is afraid of catching fire.