A Letter From Yami Bakura

By: Kai

Kai: (grins) Yay for random ideas that pop up from reading Yami no Matsuei fan fiction!

Yami Bakura: Didn't I tell you Yaoi makes you do bad things, Kai?

Kai: (ignoring Yami Bakura) Meh, you lie!

Satoshi: (shudders) No Kai, its evil, though I suppose it's better then your blood and gore.

Reno: How bout' we don't go there.

Satoshi: Agreed.

Kai: (pouts) But Blood and Gore + Yaoi Kai happy!

Bakura: (falls over anime style) Kai-chan doesn't own YGO, but please read and review!

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Greetings annoying fan girls who write horrible, plot hole ridden fan fics about either A, me beating the living tar out of my Hikari and suddenly everything is okay or B, I'm gay with my Hikari.

While both I've heard make great plot holes (cough) I mean fan fiction there's a few things that have been bothering me.

First off, use your brains Yaoi fan girls; provided you have them, I can't be gay with myself! I don't have a body of my own unless I'm in the Shadow Realm and the last time I CHECKED I don't live in the Shadow Realm all the time. And another thing, as much as you sick, twisted Yaoi fan girls would love to see me blow myself I sadly can't do that either. Though, I heard Kaiba-boy's is pretty multi-talented so you might have better luck bugging him.

Next topic: Will some crazy fan girl PLEASE explain to me the crazy phenomena where I beat my cute little Hikari till he's unconscious and then something bad happens and everything is suddenly sunshine and flowers! I've also noticed that creepy little fan girls having taken a liking to their favorite bishonen passing out, but I don't plan to touch that with a 7ft pole.

Now to recap the important facts, I'll even go slowly since I'm well aware of the fact that Yaoi fan girls have short attention spans.

Yami Bakura + Beating Hikari: WTF

Yami Bakura + Being gay with self: One hell of a plot hole

Moral of the story: Just say no, your neighborhood Bishonen will thank you.

Sincerely,

Yami Bakura

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Kai: Geez, who pissed in your cheerios this morning Yami B?

Yami Bakura: I can't help it if all Yaoi fan girls piss me off

Kai: (huggles Yami B) But not me and Kitten, right?

Yami Bakura: (glares) Especially you and Kitten.

Kitten: (stabs Yami B)