Kai: Well, here's another random letter from your friendly neighborhood bishonen, namely Kaiba-boy
Kaiba: Don't call me Kaiba-boy
Kai: (grins) Why?
Kaiba: Because it pisses me off
Kai: Why?
Kaiba: Because you're annoying/
Kai: Why?
Kaiba: Why do you keep asking me why you annoying little fan brat!ogical
Satoshi: To piss you off
Kaiba: (glares at Satoshi) Shut up.
Satoshi: How bout we just start the chapter and be done with it.
Kai: I don't own YGO, or Kaiba-boy, but please Read and Review!
Kaiba: (is pissed) DON'T CALL ME KAIBA-BOY!
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Dear fan girls,
I've notice a series of frightening fan fiction popping up lately and I would like to address it. For one I AM NOT GAY WITH JOEY! (cough) I feel better now, why on earth would you sick little Yaoi freaks pair me with that mutt anyways? It's just illogical, it's irrational and I'm now claiming it's against my religion. I don't like him, he's an idiot and you could possibly pay me enough to go out with that freak. Now with that off my chest I'm going to address the next topic: Joey's sister. While a much better pairing idea then the thought of me being gay with Joey, it still doesn't work. If I wouldn't go out with Joey in a million years, what makes you think I would go out with his nasty sister? I'll leave that to that dueling monkey's friend and that dork with the dice in his ear.
Moving on, no matter what anyone says I'm so a better duelist that little runt Yugi. The only reason he always beats me is that he pulls some great card out of his ass the moment he needs it to win the duel! And he cheats too, with that stupid occult crap and his millennium bling.
Anyway, now with that off my chest I feel much better.
Sincerely,
Seto Kaiba not to be confused with "Kaiba-boy"
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Kai: Wow, you're an ass Kaiba
Kaiba: What can I say, stupid people piss me off.
Joey: Does that include yourself Kaiba-boy?
Kaiba: (growls) The next person to call me that dies!
Satoshi (smirks): Kaiba-boy