Ok here would be my first fanfic… EVER. I hope you likey. It's mostly randomness thrown together making a story. Fun! Oh and I don't own Yugioh… yet. devilish laugh

Yami Yugi- Atem, Pharaoh, Yami

Yami Marik- Malik

Yami Bakura- Bakura (good side is Ryou)

Seth- Yami Seto? I guess. But he's the spirit of the priest dude.

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Free for All

Chapto uno: The Chaos Begins…

All the YGO gang besides Seto and Seth were at the Kaiba Mansion messing around.

"Ahh! Tristan! Get away from me!" comes a scream from Tea.

"What! It's just a little water."

"It's a 35 pound water gun! That's more than Yugi weighs!"

"Hey!" shouted Yugi from the game room. "That's not funny!"

"Then why am I laughing?" snickered Bakura who was sitting in that room, playing Mario Cart Double Dash with him, Ryou and Joey.

"Come on guys. Leave Yugi alone." Ryou said. "It's not his fault that he is frighteningly smaller than all of us."

Yugi shot a look to Ryou. "Thanks. You're a great help." he muttered sarcasticly.

Marik ran into the room shouting "I got next game! I got next game!"

"I thought you hated Mario."

"Well it's better than baking with Ishizu. Seriously, she can be so freakin bossy! I mean, just now, we were making a pie, and…"

"PIE!" Joey jumped up. "Where?"

"In the kitchen but…"

"PIE FOR ALL! PEASANTS, REJOICE!" yelled Joey as he ran into the hall.

Ryou Anime fell.

"Ok I'll take his spot in the game now!" said Marik.

"Pshh… you wish fiend. All you do is get a whole bunch of junk and throw it all on one spot on the road so that someone is sure to hit it! Seriously, even I'm not that bad." said Bakura with a sneer.

"It's fun! And what do you mean you're not that bad. You made Mokuba cry once!"

"I wasn't crying!"

"I'd still rather have your other side play." Bakura told Marik.

"I don't even know where Malik is. Where is he?"

"PHARAOH!" came Malik's angered voice from the 2nd floor. (there are 3 floors so I have to specify myself.)

"Does that answer your question?" asked Yugi.

"Pharaoh get back here or I'll KILL you!"

Malik ran into the room. "Where is he!" he growled.

They shrugged.

"Why?" asked Yugi.

Malik glared at him. "That dark side of yours stole… stole Nyrin from me!"

"What? Who's Nyrin?"

"Oh, Malllllllllik?"

Everyone turned and saw Atem standing there with an evil grin on his face.

"You!" yelled Malik.

Atem laughed. "Looking for this?" He held up a yellow and blue Care Bear (No I do not own Care Bears. Stop Asking!)

Malik was seething. "Give that back to me you $!"

"Ooh. Malik has a potty mouth!" Atem snickered and ran off with Malik chasing him.

"Pharaoh, I swear to Ra, when I catch you…" his words echoed through the house.

"You'll do what?" came the response.

"I don't know how you even got to be pharaoh with the way you act!"

"Maybe it's because I'm cyuwt and snuggawee just like your wittle beary bear!"

Everyone in the game room including Ryou Anime fell.

"I'LL GET YOU!" Marik yelled.

There was a sudden crashing sound and a minute later Atem and Malik limped into the room.

"See what you did Malik! Thanks to you, my ankle is probably lacerated!"

"What about me! My knee cap is probably in a million pieces! And you busted Nyrin!"

Everyone else in the room sweatdropped. Except Ryou, who Anime fell.

"Oh I am soooooooo sad for your knee and your bear!"

"If my hikari hadn't hid my rod I'd banish you to the Shadow Realm right now?"

"Believe me pal, I'd do the same but my hikari has my puzzle. Besides, what could the shadow realm do to me? It couldn't hurt me, remember?"

"You'd be there for all eternity!"

"At least I'd be away from you!"

"Oh go to hell!"

"Ladies first!"

So that's pretty much how the conversation went for the next ten minutes. I think we should check up on Joey and Ishizu, don't you?

"Joey! You're not supposed to do that! And what shaped cookie IS that? OMR (oh my ra) you pervert!" Ishizu smacked Joey with the blender.

"What did I do! I'm doing everything you said to!"

"You put 4 cups of sugar in these cookies. There's only supposed to be one. One! You're going to be wired… from bread!"

"Sorry! Look you just want me to leave and wait or something… Hey! All you had to do was say yes… OW MY EAR!"

Heh heh. So what about Tea and Tristan. I'm sure they're doing something interesting.

"Holy Crap Tea! What the heck was that for!" yelled Tristan as he held his shin.

"You deserved it! Look at me I'm soaking!"

"You're smoking? Tea I'm ashamed of you. That's a filthy habit." said Yugi as he walked by.

Ryou didn't even hear, but he Anime fell anyway. "Dammit Ra!" he shouted annoyed.

"Umm… So that gives you the right to kick me in the shin!"

"No, but it was fun anyway."

"Tea, what about all your friendship speeches?"

"Oh no! You're right! I'm sorry. Friends should be nice to one another. Friendship mean forgiveness. A true friend always-"

"SHUTUP TEA!" came Bakura, Atem, and Malik's voices from the other room.

It was crazy. Ishizu was bringing Joey into the game room where the back door was. Tea was soaking while Tristan was leaning against the wall. Ryou, Yugi, Bakura, Mokuba, and Marik were yelling at each other with Yugi, Ryou and Mokuba accusing the other two of cheating and Marik and Bakura saying that it was their fault they couldn't handle a few turtle shells and Yoshi eggs being thrown at them (ok not a few, sixty five). And then there was Atem and Malik who were cursing at each other in ancient Egyptian.

Yep. It's perfect timing. Seto and Seth walk in through the back door.

"All right we've got pizza finally so-" began Seth until he looked up.

Seto stood there, pizza in hand eyes wide. Everyone froze. Ishizu still had Joey ear, Tristan was holding his shin, Tea had water dripping from her, the five playing the game were all on top of each other, and Atem and Malik each had a grip on each others necks.

Seto finally broke out of his stupor. "SON OF A-"

So how was it? You like? Please R&R! If you like it, I'll update. : )