The third chappi is comp-lete! Hazzah. breaks into song WOW! I feel good. Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.

Atem: Come now my dark angel. We don't want to scare away the children now, do we?

I do believe you did that last chapter dude.

Atem: Is it really my fault that I hate rats? I mean, there was one in the palace this one time, and I thought it was just a really really really really big mouse. But then it ate one of my guards. shudders

That's a very touching story Yami. Now let us get back to the story of wonderful happiness and death.

Bakura: (in sarcastic tone) Oh I am so giddy.

Seto: Indeed…

Thanks for the review! s! (I guess I can make it plural now). Oh and disclaimer: I no own, you no sue. We're all happy. Except maybe the government…

Chapto three-o (okay I'll stop that): Concerning the Phrase- Utterly Weird

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"Yugi?"

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"Yugi!"

"Yes Bakura?"

"If you don't shut that freaking remote up right now, I am going to shave you head, strip you of all your clothing but you boxers, shove you into the freezer, and laugh maniacally as I turn the temperature down to -83 degrees."

Yugi's eyes became twice the size they usually are, if that is humanly possible.

Ryou cut in. "C'mon Bakura. Be nice."

"And why should I?"

"Because," Ryou grinned as he held up a white bag. "I have sugar."

Bakura jumped up, his eyes wide. "Sugar? Give it to me! Muahahahahaha! My precious!" He reached for the bag of sugar and ripped it out of his hikari's hands.

Malik and Seth came in as well, grabbing for the bag. Once they got it in their hands, they tore it open and began to devour the stuff. (heh heh. Stuff…)

They heard a muffled yell and turned. It was the Pharaoh.

"Mmm! Fgrr! Gftmm. Gftmm NVV!" (translation: What! Sugar! Give to me. Give to me NOW!) Seto, Yugi, Marik, and Bakura (they had needed some magic power) had tied him to a chair and taped his mouth because of what he did to Weevil. He scooted into the room.

"Aww, does the poor wittle Pharaoh want some white crystals of deliciousness? Because he's not going to get any. Besides, you already get high enough on the other white stuff you have." said Bakura with a snicker.

Yugi looked at Atem, who had wide eyes. "Yami! I thought you had quit doing those."

"MMFF!" was Atem's response as he quickly scooted back out of the room.

Five Minutes Later

"WhatareyoudoingRyouareyouhavingfunfunisgoodbutcheeseisbetterspeakingofpenguinshaveyouevergonetoarainforestnotmejustEgyptitwasdrybutCanadaisCanadianisithotinhereIsmellturkey!" Bakura was bouncing of the walls, literally. Everything that used to be hanging on them was now on the floor.

"Well at least Yugi can see the duelist kingdom pictures with out havin to use a stepladder." cracked Joey.

Yugi muttered something unintelligible.

"What's that Yug? You didn't say nutin 'bout my dueling skills did ya? Cause you know I let you win last time right? Why I oughta-"

"Relax Wheeler." Seto cut in. "He just said that, your brain is so small, that if we all had our heads put into a trash compactor, you'd probably be the only one to survive."

Joey blinked. "Oh. I thought it was an insult or somethin." He went back to doing what he was doing, which was at this time, sitting on the couch watching Aqua Team Hunger Force. (which I do not own)

TV:

Meatwad: Take the meat bridge! (turns into a bridge)

Shake: Uh…um… no! (goes around bridge)

Meatwad (quietly): fine don't take the meat bridge…

End TV

Joey, Marik, Malik, Bakura, Ryou, Seth, and Tristan all start busting up laughing. Mokuba blinks. Rex does a fake laugh but then says "I don't get it."

"Oh grow up Rex!" says Tristan, throwing a shoe at him.

"Yeah, we don't talk that way around here. Go wash your mouth!" comments Seth. He throws a lamp at Dino Boy.

Rex dodges them both. "What did I say!"

Not taking his eyes off the screen, Ryou chucks a stove his direction. "That's what you get for being such a pervert!"

"Rex! How could you say such a thing? And after I helped rescue your soul too!" Joey hurls Kaiba's limo at him.

Rex yelps as he ducks the car that comes flying over his head. "W-What did I do!"

"Shut your mouth! There are children present you know!" Bakura, because of his super-sugary-strength, throws the state of California at him.

"Holy-"

"I WILL PUMP UP CALIFORNIA!" Arnold Schwarzenegger came into the room along with the rest of the most populated state in the U.S. He looked around. "Oh no. Where am aih? I must go pump up Sacramento!"

He walks out the front door. "Taxi!" he calls. A taxi stops but takes off before he can get in. "Argh! You ah a campleet idiot! Do you not know who ah am? Ah am thee Terminator! And I will terminate thees town!" He goes on a rampage until the cops come and take him to a mental institution.

"Bakura! I told you not to eat so much sugar! See? Now America only has 49 states!"

"Whatwhenwherewhywhohowforwhatpurpose?" Bakura jumps around some more.

"Ra dammit! Ryou, tell your baka yami to stop!" Malik shouts angrily.

"Bakura!"

The yami cartwheels out the door and runs around screaming "I'M INVICIBAL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHALL ALL DIIIIIIEEEEEE!" With that, he sends McDonalds to the Shadow Realm.

The television switches to a breaking news report.

News Guy: The number of heart-attacks world wide has just decreased by 90 percent in the past 30 seconds. George, what do you think about this?"

The camera switches to the outside, showing another news guy. "I, uh…" George motions for the script. "I've. Never. Seen. Anything. Lick it- LIKE IT! I've never seen anything like it." George smiles and gives a thumbs up sign.

First news guy: Nicely put George. You are very elaborate in covering the story. In fact…

He leans toward the camera.

First news guy again: I've really gotten to like that about you. You're so great in so many ways. Maybe you could show me some more ways later, huh?

George blushes.

Mokuba looks at Seto. "Big brother, I'm scared."

Seto doesn't look up from his reading. "Great here's some money for glasses."

Mokuba gives him a weird face. "What?"

"You said you were visually impaired."

The younger Kaiba rolls his eyes. "Never mind…"

Ryou is dragging Bakura back into the house. "Now, come on! Here, take this." Ryou gives his yami a hammer. "Go destroy something. But not in the house!"

"Oh goody!" Bakura runs back outside and starts smashing the house across the street.

"Hey get the bleep out of my bleeping yard!" An old lady runs out of the house, chasing Bakura with her walker and cursing. Bakura runs back into the house.

"RYOU! THE DEVIL IS AFTER MY SOUL!" he yells.

"Maybe he can clean it up a bit…"

"But Ryou!" Bakura suddenly collapses.

A hot dog vendor comes in the door. The hot dog dude asks "Hey is he alright?"

"Just a little low on the sugar. But he'll be back to normal, whatever that is."

"Oh." The hot dog dude gives everyone a free hamburger, saying he ran out of the dogs, and goes back out the door.

"Interesting…"

"What's that Malik?" Marik asks with hamburger in his mouth.

"I didn't know possums could do that…"

Everyone looks where Malik is facing. Two possums are on top of each other.

Mokuba speaks up. "Hey, are they-"

"NO!" Kaiba takes a magnum and shoots both possums. He then closes the curtain. "Let's see what's on TV, shall we?" He clicks on the teli, which apparently has been turned off. It is a huge mistake on his behalf.

As soon as the picture comes on, everyone screams.

"Turn it off! Turn it off!"

"Noooooooo!"

"My nightmare has come to life!"

For there on the screen, was the most evil, most terrifying thing ever to be broadcasted on television.

"I love you, you love me…" came the creature's voice.

Malik interrupted. "LET'S GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY!" (I don't own Barney. If I did, I would have shot myself long ago.)

"Big brother, save me from the hellish scene!" Mokuba grabs for his brothers hand.

"I can't take it anymore! Auuugghh!" The Pharaoh, who had been gone for about an hour, comes into the room free from the chair and swinging an axe, which he then smashes into the TV set.

Everyone looks at him in horror and backs away. A second later however, they sigh, relieved that the purple dinosaur is no longer in their living room. Or was he?

"We're a happy family!" comes the voice again. Everyone screams again when they see Barney the Dinosaur waltz into the living room. He grabs the Pharaoh and hugs him. Atem tenses up. He finally snaps.

"GET BACK, BEAST! YOU FOOLISH MORTAL WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BRAINWASH LITTLE CHILDREN INTO BELIEVING THAT PLEASE AND THANK YOU REALLY ARE MAGIC WORDS! DIIIIIEEEEE!" Atem quickly smashes the axe into the dinosaur, who keels over and turns into a pile of ashes and smoke.

"Aww, no blood this time." Bakura comments.

"Hey you! Over here!" another voice calls.

They turn and see a very small person with hair on their bare feet. He was about three feet tall, or for you technical people, 36 inches in height.

"Good Ra, it's smaller than Yugi." says Ryou, a bit scared.

"Yeah… hey where is Yugi anyway?" asks Marik.

Everyone shrugs. Marik turns to Atem. "Pharaoh? Where is your hikari?"

"Shadow Realm." Atem says simply.

"What? Why?"

"Well…"

Flashback

"Oh, Ra. Hold still yami, please!"

Yugi and Tea were upstairs trying to untie Atem and take the tape off his mouth while the others were downstairs.

"Mmmmmfffff!" Atem yelled, or tried to yell...

"FRIENDSHIPING FRIENDSHIP OF FRIEDLYNESS FRIENDS!" Tea shouted while trying to untie the knots.

Atem gave Yugi a look. "It's her way of swearing." Yugi told him.

Finally, the knots were undone. "Now," said Yugi "We have to take off the tape."

The Pharaoh's eyes got as big as his hikari's and he tried to run out of the room. Tea blocked his path. "Oh no you don't little mister!" She grabbed him and ripped off the tape.

There was silence for the next minute. Atem's eyes were changing colors rapidly. First they were dark red, then bright green, then yellow, then dark red again, then black. In their black stage, he looked like the most evil person in the world. Tea whimpered when she saw them.

It was also then that Atem shouted "Little mister! Little Mister! I'll show you!" There was a flash of light and Tea was gone.

"Wh-Where'd she go?" asked Yugi, looking around.

Atem's eyes were back to normal, but he was still angry at what Yugi and Tea did. "Do you want her back?"

"Well, not really, but-"

"See ya!" Another flash and Yugi was gone.

End Flashback

"I see…" Marik responded.

"So, what do you want, little person who is shorter than Yugi?"

"First off, my name is Merry. And I'm a hobbit. But to get to the point, Gimli wants his axe back."

"Oh, right, the dwarf guy. Well here you go." Atem tosses him the axe, which surprisingly does not cut off his hands.

Merry runs out of the room shouting, "Pharaoh Atem's Dark Angel does not own Lord of the Rings!"

"Pharaoh, I think you should bring Yugi back now." says Ryou.

"Eh, aiyt." There's another flash, causing Atem to go blind for a minute. But Yugi comes back, rather petrified.

"Whew, I almost got eaten."

"By a monster?" asks Mokuba.

"No. By Tea. I think that she might like me."

Everyone coughs.

"Look at all the pretty colors." Atem is walking around the room, his eyes looking this way and that.

"I don't think he should use the flash anymore." says Malik.

"Ugh…" Bakura finally gets up. "Woah, that was really weird."

It's too bad he got up at the time he did. If he hadn't, he wouldn't witness the scene he is about to.

"Pharaoh!"

They all turned and look at the doorway. A terrified cry came from Atem's mouth. The other's gasp. For there, standing in the doorway is-

Buahahahahaha! Evil am I! You'll find out who it is next chapter though. Please Review! And I guess you can read it too if you want, you know… Anyway, this chapter was fun to write, so I hope you like.