I know I haven't written in a bajizillion years but I was grounded. For no reason! Grr…. This one was pretty fun to write, but isn't as random as the others. It will get better though. So read. Go ahead, read! RREEAAAADDDDDDDDD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seto: She's so weird.

Marik: You just now figured that out?

Atem: He's a slow learner. It took him months to figure out he could never beat me, then even longer to figure out that I'm not Yugi.

Seto: Shutup.

Me: ANYWAY, getting back… here's my fourth chapter. I'm finally starting the whole "story line deal" though. So have fun with it, or whatever you do when you read stuff.

Bakura: What is this "story line" she speaks of?

Noah: I dunno. Give me my cheese.

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHH! It's Mr. Hot Virtual Blue Haired Boy!

Me:…

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, SO STOP REMINDING ME! (runs away crying)

"Cows" – speaking

'Mmm… cows…' – thoughts

Chapi 4: Time for Sleep?

The door swings open. "Hello Everyone!" comes a voice.

Atem gasps. Bakura gasps. Yugi gasps. Seto gasps. A dude from India riding a bike on the sidewalk while on the way to his work at an industrial company gasps. This however could be because he hits a rock and flies head first into a car. But that doesn't matter.

"It's… you!" says Ishizu, whom I forgot to mention last chapter (sorry all you Ishizu fans).

Standing in the doorway is Pegasus. He is looking around at the group.

"Why are you here?" asks the Pharaoh.

"Oh, come now Yugi-boy. It's not like I'm your enemy or anything."

Atem clenched his fist. "Don't. Call. Me. Yugi-boy…"

"Pegasus! What are you doing in my house?" growls Seto.

Pegasus looks at Seto and smiles. "Oh Kaiba-boy! I am in your house because I could not stay in your yard. Who would, with five attack dogs trying to decapitate you? Really, you should get a friendlier welcoming service."

"I'll put that on my list of "Things to do After I Murder Pe-gay-sus."

"Hahaha. You are so funny I forgot to laugh." mutters Pe-gay… er… Pegasus.

"Actually you did laugh, you idiotic-charbroiled-monkey-butt." says Seto.

"Uh, Kaiba. Charbroiled?" Marik asks puzzled.

"I'm hungry. We haven't had dinner yet. Yugi, go get a pizza."

"We do have pizza a lot don't we?" ponders Malik.

"It's the way the world works, Malik." says Ryou.

Yugi walks up to Seto and, standing on his tip-toes, looks him in the eye and says "Oh YEAH? And who are you to tell me what to do?"

"I am currently providing you with clothing, shelter, and your life. Now here's a hundred dollars. Go buy pizza."

"Right away cap'n." Yugi chirps. He skips away happily, singing "This is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Somebody started singing it not knowing what it waaaaaaaaaaaaaassss! Now we continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ennnnnddddddddssssssss! Yes it goes on and on my frieeennnnndsssss!" And so forth. (A/N: I forgot what show that was from but whatever it is I don't own it.)

"Oh dear Ra! He's singing that song again!" cries Atem. He falls to the ground in despair.

"Hmm… I'll have to check the Pharaoh's blood sugar when we're done here." murmurs Bakura.

"So anyway, Kaiba-boy, I am going to be staying here for a while since a band of evil squirrels with flame throwers burnt my mansion to the ground." Pegasus says.

Seto looks to the ceiling. "Why me? Why me? What's wrong with this world?" he asks.

Seth shakes his head at his hikari. "No, no Seto. The floor contains the answers to life. What have I told you?"

Bakura and Ryou raise their eyebrows. "Yeah…" says Bakura, a bit frightened.

2 hours later

"Argh! What is taking that baka hikari so bloody long?" groans Malik.

Bakura smacks him. "Bloody is my word, fool! Use it and DIE! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Atem smacks him too. "Don't call my light side a baka you effing baka!"

All three of them get into an argument, which soon turns into a debate about which color Teletubbie should be sent to the Shadow Realm first. So far, I feel really sorry for the purple one. (I don't own teletubbies, I don't ever plan to. If I did then it would no longer be a little kids show. Too much blood.)

Ishizu now raises an eyebrow. "This is… actually pretty normal. For once." She leans back on the couch she's sitting on.

Pegasus is looking at a magazine entitled Because You Are Different . (Maybe you can figure it out.) "Ooh, Kaiba-boy! Look at this darling red dress. Wouldn't it be perfect for you?"

Seto slouches in his chair. 'I am going to hang myself with Atem's puzzle chain.' he thinks to himself.

"Yes Kaiba, wouldn't it be perfect for you?" Atem laughs.

Seto glares at him 'On second thought, maybe I'll hang Atem with his puzzle chain…'

"Eeglnorf! Tristan, stop stabbing me with your hair!" shouts Joey.

"Geez sorry." says Tristan. He smirks.

Ryou looks at them both. "Eeglnorf?" he wonders out loud.

"Don't question their belief system Ryou. It may corrupt our community, causing it to collapse into eternal nothingness and sucking us into a black hole which will send us millions of years into the future where we will not understands either the language or society, and if that happens, we shall be locked away by evil alienated creatures and sentenced to unawakened slumber for the rest of our miserable lives." says Bakura, while reading a book entitled The Doom of This World -Volume 2: Helpless and Hopeless, Scientifically Speaking.

Ryou grabs the book out of his yami's hands. "No more reading for you, mister. Reading is stupid. Go watch tv so your brain will become liquefied." he says. At least, that's what Bakura thinks he says. Ryou's actual words were. "Are you reading those stupid alien books again Baku? Even TV teaches you more than that."

Bakura backs away. "No, you will not enslave me, evil mind user! I will not become like you and your kind!" With that said, he turns to run, but on his way out the door, smacks into Yugi.

"This is the song that never ennnnddddssssssss!" Yugi sings.

Bakura stares at him. "Don't hurt me!" he cries.

Yugi skips around, holding eight pizza's and singing.

"Pharaoh! Stop him! Stop him I say!" shouts Malik with his hands over his ears.

"Yugi that's enough!" Atem grabs Yugi and shakes him. "Stop this instant or I'll… I'll… I'll call Doctor Gedorfruik!"

Yugi immediately stops and looks up at Atem with big eyes. "No, not him. Anyone but him!" Yugi falls to the ground in despair.

Bakura finally comes back to reality, whatever that is. "What's wrong with that doctor?" he asks.

"I don't really know, to be honest. But it's sure fun to scare Yugi with!"

"Come on guys and girl. Are we gonna eat or what?" asks Seth.

"Sure." says Joey and Tristan together. They devour five pizzas in three seconds.

"Oh, well great, that's just great! Three pizzas for like ten people. You guys are so kind!" Mokuba says rather sarcastically.

Pegasus comes and puts a hand on the younger Kaiba's shoulder. "It's allright Mokuba. I'm here." Mokuba runs away screaming.

Eventually they eat. Eventually…

"Allright guys, I guess it's time to go to bed or something. But where do we sleep?" asks Marik.

Seto pulls out a piece of paper. "I had Mokuba do the set up for who sleeps where. Let's see… MOKUBA! This is awful!"

Mokuba looks up at him. "Well, it took me forever, and I'm not changing it!" he says.

"Hey, why's Ishizu by herself?" asks Marik.

"She's the only girl." Mokuba responds.

Ishizu smiles. "Why thank you Mokuba. That was thoughtful."

Atem grabs the paper and reads it with Bakura looking over his shoulder. Both their eyes grow large.

'Wait for it…' thinks Malik, who had already seen the paper. 'Wait for it…'

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They both yell at once.

Bakura grabs Mokuba. "Diiiieeee wicked child! DIIIIEEEE!"

Atem stands there petrified. "I can't believe it. All my worst nightmares are coming true…" He pinches himself. "Wake up wake up wake up- Damn it's not working!"

Seth snatches the paper out of the Pharaoh's shaking hands. "Oh c'mon. I can't be that bad." When he sees it however, he stifles a laugh. "On the other hand…"

Ok, the list went like so:

Seto's room-

Seto, Joey, Tristan, Mokuba

Guest room one-

Malik, Seth, Yugi, Ryou, Marik

Guest room two-

Ishizu, What ever other girls come

Attic-

Bakura, Atem, Pegasus

Pegasus looks at the list. "Ohh! We're roomies Yugi-boy!" he says happily.

Atem is getting over the side affects of miserable shock. "What joy has been inflicted upon me… heh heh…"

"Aw, don't worry Yami! You'll be fine. It won't be that bad!" Yugi tells him.

Ryou goes over to Bakura. "C'mon Baku. Cheer up! It's be ok!" he says.

Atem and Bakura look at each other. They let out a huge sigh-

SIGH

and walk up to the attic with Pegasus skipping along behind them.

The other go to their rooms as well and they all get a good nights sleep and wake up rested in the morning, ready to start a happy peaceful day… Yeah right! They think they'll get a good sleep, but their a bit off in that perspective. Oh, the chaos that ensues that night…

Phew, that took forever. Sort of. Please review though even if you don't like it which is a strong possibility! But even still I have barely any reviews, so you know. So please R&R! Thanks!