Here comes chapter 5! Auuuuggghhh! (ducks) Phew, that was close.

Marik: Let the stupidness continue.

Stupidness is not a word. It got underlined in red. HA!

Marik: O.o

Don't give me that face! Ahem. Anyway here ya go. Same plot and storyline and stuff, if it had a plot.

Seto: Fenny monkey.

I know Seto, I know. But anyway, the last few chapters wasn't really part of their week of joy. Nest chapter it begins though.

Bakura: Nest chapter guys!

Oops. NEXT chapter. Happy Bakura?

Bakura: No…

Ah well. Anyway, let us start!

Atem: Dun dun DDDDUUNNNNNNNNN!

That was completely unnecessary Atem. Now can you do the disclaimer for me?

Atem: Why should I? Huh? Huh?

Because I will have Bakura put ice down your pants if you don't.

Bakura: Sweet!

Atem: Grr… alright fine. PADA claims to own everything. Come sue her.

THAT'S NOT TRUE! You are so dead Atem! I don't own Yu-gi-oh or any other brand name thing in my fic. Now get back here you spiky haired freak!

Atem: Run away! Ahhhhhh!

"No maggots allowed" – talking

'Maggots ate my cheese. They shall pay' – thinking

Chapter Five:

Seth leads Ryou, Malik, Marik, and Yugi into the first guest room. 'I don't see why I can't stay in my own room' he thinks to himself.

Yugi looks around. "Woah, even his guest rooms are based on his favorite monster." he says. The walls are a grey color, the ceiling white and the carpet blue.

Ryou nods but then notices a bunk bed on the far side of the room. "I got top bunk!" he yells running toward it. However, he is tackled by Yugi, who scrambles up the ladder onto the bed.

"Haha! You are no match for the King of Games! I showed y-" a pillow flew from Ryou's hand into his face.

"Whatever."

"Yeah, besides Atem does all the battles for you." says Marik.

"So? Does that mean I don't get to take the credit.?"

Marik shrugs. He sits on another bed but Malik shoves him off.

"What the hell was that for?" Marik shouts, glaring at his yami.

Malik grins evilly. "Respect your elders. I get the bed."

"Where do I sleep?"

"On the floor with the rest of the filth."

"You're real kind."

"I know."

"Why can't you be more like Yugi's yami?"

"Why can't you keep your mouth from moving?"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" yells Yugi.

Everyone stares at him. "Woah, Yugi just yelled!" Marik says surprised.

"He must get it from the pharaoh." Malik implies.

"I didn't know he would ever do that."

"You don't know much of anything really."

"Do you think you could shut that hole in your face?"

"Naw, it helps me aerate."

"I thought your butt did that."

"I thought your face was your butt."

"Shows how smart you are."

"Shut up."

"Make me."

"I would, but you would cry."

"Yeah, right."

"I'm glad you agree with me."

Ryou jumps in. "Hey, how about if you two don't stop, I take a knife and shove it up both of your asses."

"I'd like to see you try."

"Guys, come on! Will you stop already? You guys are acting like two year old college roommates." Yugi groans.

"Your mom goes to college." (1)

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA?"

Seth groans. This was going to be a long week. 'At least they have to go to school tomorrow.' he thinks. Suddenly, his eyes widen. They DO have to go to school tomorrow, don't they? "OK EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW OR YOU WILL SLEEP OUTSIDE WITH SETO'S OVERLY VICIOUS GUARD DOGS!" he shouts at them.

Immediately they stop. "Gee, what's with you Seth?" asks Malik.

"Tomorrow's a school day! I just remembered. Now get in bed. Yugi, you get the top bunk, Ryou, the bottom, and Marik the regular bed. Malik and I will have sleeping bags. I'm gonna go tell the others because they also apparently forgot. Alright?" They nod grudgingly. Ryou, Yugi and Marik aren't exactly happy about having to go to school tomorrow. Seth walks out the door. "And you'd all better be asleep when I get back!"

Meanwhile, Seto's not exactly having the time of his life. "Alright," he begins explaining his rules. "This is my room. There will be none of the following: pillow fights, food fights, fist fights, or duels. Do not tough anything except yourselves and even try to keep that to a limit. Any questions?"

Tristan raises his hand. "Yeah, uh, where's the bathroom?"

"We don't have one. Go outside."

"It's down the hall to the left. Here I'll show you." Mokuba says quickly.

Tristan nods and gives Seto a look before going out the door. Seto just sneers. He sits on his bed and starts reading a book. Joey sits on a chair and begins whistling what sounds oddly like the "I Love Lucy" (don't own) theme song. After about 30 seconds he stops. "So what do I do?" he asks.

"Well, there's this game we could play. You take a rope and climb up a tall building. Whoever is the first to tie one end around his neck and the other to something on the roof, then jump off, wins." Seto says sarcastically.

Joey didn't catch the sarcasm. "Ha. Right. I'm not fallin for dat one again."

This is Seto's face: O.o

Tristan and Mokuba rush in at that moment. "Guys, we just met Seth in the hallway!" exclaims Tristan.

"Funny, I thought I had already introduced you to him." The sarcastic remarks from Seto Kaiba just keep coming don't they?

Tristan gives him another look. "Right… Well, anyway. He said it's a school day tomorrow!"

That got a groan out of Joey and Seto. "Crap, I forgot. Today's a Sunday." Joey says.

Seto gets up. "Then you guys should get to bed. Except you Wheeler. You're sleeping in the bathroom."

"What? Why?"

"Oh, I thought you would be happy. After all there is a nice toilet to drink out of, stupid mutt."

Joey clenches his fist. "Dat's it!" He tackles Seto onto his bed. At that moment, Yugi walks in.

"Hey guys I-" he begins, but stops after he sees Joey and the older Kaiba on the bed. "Wow Joe, Kaiba. I didn't know. Shall I leave you alone?" he says smugly.

Seto looks disgusted. He pushes Joey off, who proceeds to glare at Yugi.

"What do you want twerp?" asks Seto, dryly.

"I'm looking for Seth. He was supposed to tell you about tomorrow being a school day."

"Well you wasted your time. He's not here."

"Shut up crapface." Yugi growls. (ooh, Yugi's getting mad. Heh heh.)

"I saw him in the hall Yug." Tristan says.

"Thanks Trist."

"What, do you guys not use more than one syllable for your names or something?"

"Not really Set." Yugi starts to walk out the door but hears a yell.

"STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER PRIEST!" It was apparently Marik.

They rushed out the door and found Marik pinning Seth against the wall.

"I was just telling her-"

"Telling her what? Come on! If you're gonna tell her, why can't you say it to my face, huh? You jackass!"

Ishizu comes out. "My brother, please calm down. He was only telling me that since there are two bathrooms on this floor, I could have a separate one from you guys. Ok?"

Marik looked at her. "Really?"

She nods. He lets Seth go. "Alright, but if I find out it was anything else, I'm gonna unleash Malik on you."

Malik looks disturbed. "What am I, some sort of beast?"

"Yes."

"I see…"

They go back into their rooms but before Seth goes back, he gives the 'call me' sign to Ishizu. She nods and smiles, then shuts her door.

"That was… interesting." says Joey, a bit unnerved.

"Yes, well, enough festivities for tonight. Let's go, all of you." Seto pushes them back into the room.

Meanwhile in the attic, Bakura and Atem are on the verge of losing what sanity they have left. Pegasus has been skipping around the room for about 15 minutes, singing "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie wo-o-orld!" (don't own the song)

"Well, at least he admits it." Atem sighs.

"Maybe you should too." snickers Bakura. A second later, his nose starts to bleed, because that's where Atem's fist happens to land.

"Ow! You butt-chunk! That…hurt…mmm." Bakura began licking the blood on his face. "Good…"

Atem looks surprised. "Really? Hey, sock me."

"Gladly." The white haired yami throws his fist to the Pharaoh's face.

"Oof! Hey it is good."

"Oh, it's starting to dry. Hit me again!"

Smack! "Ugh… ahh, mmm."

"My turn!"

Biff! "Ngh, well it didn't hurt so much that time. I think it's starting to numb. Mmm…"

"Alright me again!"

Ok, well maybe they've already lost all their sanity. After a few more minutes of that, the blood started to dry on their tongues (how appetizing) so they stopped. Pegasus was now singing "If I were a rich girl, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!" (don't own this song either)

"Too late." Atem says. (actually it came out 'thoo lauh' since his tongue was all grossed up.)

Bakura nods. "Mahba we sough jas keeh hahm." (translation: Maybe we should just kill him.)

"Ahf gah a nahf. Bah if I uth ith, Yuhgai wih tahk mah whoah colccahn awah." (translation: I've got a knife. But if I use it, Yugi will take my whole collection away.)

"Oh." (how they understand each other is beyond me)

Pegasus leaps on Atem. "Come on Yugi-boy. Sing with me: Hear the sound of the polar rain! Coming down like an Armageddon flame!" (I don't own Green Day)

"Get off me butt-juice! (A/N: don't you love their insults? Actually, they come from the insults my family has. Strange, I know.) And you're ruining one of my favorite Green Day songs!" Atem screams at him as he shoves him off. He turns to Bakura. "Can't you do something?"

"Only send him to the shadow-realm. But my hikari has the ring again. Can't you mind crush or something?" Bakura asks.

"Oh yeah- hey our voices are back to normal. How did that happen?"

"Ask the authoress."

"Anyway, Pegasus, come here." orders Atem. Pegasus obeys, grinning all the while. Quickly, Atem grabs him by the skull and he is out cold.

"Won't you get in trouble since our hikaris said not to use our shadow powers? Not that I really care if you do or anything."

"I didn't kill him. I just put him to sleep. If I could use my true shadow magic, you would have been dead again long ago."

"I doubt it. Too much of Yugi's niceness has rubbed off on you. You wouldn't hurt me."

"How about Weevil?"

"You said yourself that Weevil isn't a person. He doesn't count. Neither did Barney."

Atem frowns. 'Maybe Bakura is right' he thinks. 'Maybe Yugi's traits are rubbing off on me. Damn.'

"Oh well. I'm going to sleep, although there's not really any place to sleep here…" says Bakura, looking around the room. It has bare wood walls, a raggedy thin carpet, an old table with a couple splintered chairs, and no real place to sleep. "Yup, you can tell that Seth's hikari saved the best for us." He goes over to a softer spot on the rug and lies down. "It feels like prison all over again, eh Pharaoh?"

Atem looks at him. "You got whatever you deserved back then, Tomb Robber."

"Actually I meant last week, remember? The whole smashed police car windshield incident."

Atem blushes. "I told you to never bring that up." he hisses.

Bakura just laughs and closes his eyes.

Atem also lies on the ground, but gets up. He can't sleep, so he goes downstairs to see if the others are awake or not. On the way past Seth's room, he hears someone mumbling. Peeking in, he sees Malik turning over and over in his sleep, talking to himself and apparently dreaming. "Hahahaha…that's right pharaoh bow to me…hahahaha….no Odion go away I don't want cake…I wanna ride the pony…yeah the pink one…not the white one the PINK ONE DAMMIT!"

Atem backs away from the door, making a mental note to himself never to deny Malik anything pink. Going by Seto's room, he hears him mumbling as well. "I will defeat you Atem…stop no…not my blue eyes…help me I have to win to save…to save… to save my cheese…heh heh cheese…"

'Interesting.' thinks Atem. Again he quickly back away and keeps walking, this time near Ishizu's room. He hears the television on and looks in a bit to see her watching "Punk'd" (no, I don't own anything on MTV or anywhere else for that matter). 'Great, now she knows how to work that boxy thing and I still don't?' he thinks to himself.

Atem goes down two more flights (I said earlier that there were three stories, at least in this fic there are) of stairs and decides to get some water. However as he is walking towards the kitchen, a sudden knock on the front door makes him jump…

That was so freakin long! I'm sorry if you don't like long chapters. If you do, then well I hope you enjoyed this one. Please R&R! Thanks.

Bakura: If you don't review, she'll kill you!

No I won't Bakura. He's such a liar, hahaha. (throws gun away) But anyway, I'm tired now and I have to do my history homework (grr…) so see you later.