OOOO. Reviews… pretty…
Marik: Don't follow the lights.
Malik: That's right. Follow the darkness. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sigh…
Hrm. But thanksees for the reviewsees. I guess this would be chapter… let's see, seven. Coolishness.
Seto: I am a rich snob who hates everybody except myself. Plus, I wear thongs.
That's very interesting Kaiba, I'll keep that one in mind.
Seto: Well you better!
Atem: Why is the sky green?
Weevil: The age of destruction is here… heh heh.
Rex: Soon your soul shall be offered to the great beast.
Atem: Oh. See, I thought it was something weird. But if it's just the Orichalcos come back from the dead, well then I'm all for it.
Yugi: What? Pharaoh, I thought you had passed all this.
Atem: And now for the ancient spell of… magical summoning awakening something or other:
Rays of light are frozen still.
Time shall flow without a will.
When history has long passed been,
The Orichalcos shall rise again!
(A/N: I made that one up myself. Bogus, but I don't care.)
(Orichalcos music plays and seal appears on Atem's forehead.)
Atem: All your souls are belong to me!
Great, now we have this guy to deal with. Hey Duke, do the disclaimer and you can be in my story.
Duke: Don't threaten me…
Sorry.
Duke: Ahem.
Atem: Yes, fool?
Duke: Not you! Anywhay, PADA don't own nutin. Including Yugioh.
Thank you for pointing that one out Duke…
Chapter Sevvie: Rise and Whine
BRRRIIINNNNGGGG!
"Mmph…"
BRRRIIINNNGGG!
"Whaa?"
BRRRIIINNNNGGGG!
"Kaiba! Shut off your Ra-damned alarm clock!"
BRRRIIINNNNGGGG!
"KAIBA!"
"He's in the bathroom Malik."
"Then why don't his other roommates shut it off?"
"Joey and Tristan wouldn't wake up if we were being sucked into a tornado at the same time as there was a 9.0 earthquake and a hurricane."
"How about Mokuba?"
"Same thing. I would do it, but I don't know how to work one! Atem won't let me keep one in the house!" This is apparently Yugi, well hopefully anyway.
BRRRIIINNNNGGGG!
Malik grumbles as he gets out of bed and goes over to Seto's room, grabbing a sledgehammer on the way over.
"Look out below!" comes a cry from above as he walks near the stairwell.
CRASH! (lot's of sound effects huh?)
"What the hell? Augh! Pegasus!" screams Malik as a body crashes into him.
Footsteps are heard coming down the stairs, along with another BRRRIIINNNNGGGG! from Seto's room.
"C'mon Bakura, let me try!" Atem calls from upstairs.
"No way, baka!"
"Who's a baka?"
"Why I believe that it would be you."
"Then you have been greatly deceived."
BRRRIIINNNNGGGG!
"Arg! I'm coming! Stupid thing."
Malik walked over to Seto's bedroom.
BRRRII- SMASH!
"What was that?" calls Seto from the bathroom.
"Bakura and Atem just killed each other!" Malik answers.
"Oh. Ok."
Actually, Bakura and Atem are dragging Pegasus' body back up the stairs. Then they throw him down again. This time however, Pegasus wakes up. "Ooh! I love this game. I always play it with my cartoon friends at home! Throw me again Bakura-boy and Yugi-boy!"
Atem and Bakura look at each other and then back to Pegasus.
"Crap. You're not supposed to enjoy it! Now, you shall suffer!" Bakura gets a pail out of nowhere and starts pelting Pegasus with water balloons.
Suddenly, Valon comes up the stairs. "What going on here? Now see here mates, I don't think-" A water balloon hits him. "Oh, dear Ra! Well, so much for that shirt." Valon takes off his shirt… and… and… mph… OMYRAVALONJUSTTOOKOFFHISSHIRTWHOOHOOTOOBADHEDIDN'TDOTHATINTHESHOWWOW! (I faint from happiness.)
Atem's POV
Well, the authoress just went down. I guess I take over or something. Haha die Pegasus!
Uh oh, Kaiba just walked in, and he's yelling at me. What did I do? I'm just redecorating his house. I have great taste. Hmmph. Well, I don't really have to listen. I'll just turn my thoughts to my favorite place in the world. New York. Only been there once, but I've been to a lot of other places in the past 5000 some odd years. Including the after-life. Why I was sent back to earth is beyond me. I guess there was some technical difficulties with me and the three baka's being there. And we were only there for two months after my hikari beat me in a duel. I so let him win though. When I came back, Yugi was happy to see me again but… ahh, Time Square. That's the happiest place on earth, no matter what those Disneyland (PADA doesn't own) commercials say.
Oh, looks like he's ending his lecture. Just nod. There we go. Now he's handing me… books? I didn't ask for books.
"Kaiba, what-" I begin.
"Those are for Mokuba's school work. You guys have to teach him his math, english, science, and history. I don't want to hear any complaints. I'm gonna go wake the other dweebs up… Pegasus! What are you doing?" Seto says.
Pegasus is staring at Valon. "Hmm…" he says.
Valon looks at him and yelps. "Ugh! Get away! Get away!" He runs down to the basement and then comes back two seconds later, fully dressed and ready. Weird.
Kaiba rolls his eyes and heads to his room. Yugi walks in.
"Hi Yami. Where are Joey and Tristan?" he asks me.
Now I roll my eyes. "Duh, Yugi. They're asleep. You should go help Sir Moneybags wake them up."
"Don't call names Atem. That's not exactly very nice." He goes to help Kaiba.
"I told you he's making you soft." Bakura says from behind me.
I scowl. Soon, Joey and Tristan's voices can be heard.
"Hey get away! It's only 6:00!"
"I think we have to go to school Joe."
"What's school? I didn't order any school? This is nonsense! Yugi, get me a peach!"
"What?"
"You heard me. Go on!"
Yugi walks by with a confused look on his face.
"Malik! Stop! Sledgehammers are dangerous!" yells Marik from the next story down.
"Not as dangerous as this!"
"Augh! Where did you get the rod?"
"I pulled it out of my butt! Where else?"
"Sorry I asked."
"You better be."
"Stop! That's a door! MALIK!"
I wince as I hear a crashing sound and see a little cloud of dust come up the stairs. By this time, Joey and Tristan are already up, Seto is waking up Mokuba, Yugi has walked by about three times, each time with a different fruit, and Seth is in the bathroom. Bakura runs downstairs to see what happened.
"MARIK AND MALIK! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT RUNNING IN THE HOUSE? ESPECIALLY OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES! ARE YOU TWO DENSE OR SOMETHING? DEAR RA JUST GET UP AND GO GET READY!" Ishizu is already down there, yelling at the two. I smile. Stupid baka tomb keepers.
Seth runs out of the bathroom and down the stairs. "Hey Ishizu. Need help with those two? If you do, just ask me and I will give you anything you need."
"Thanks Seth. I think I got it this time though."
"Ok, hey do you need a ride to school? I can take you in Seto's Lamborghini." (Me own Lamborghinis? Ha!)
"Really? Cool. See ya guys. We're off."
"Ishizu! Don't go with him! He's mad, MAD I SAY! MAD!"
"I'll be fine, Marik. Bye."
I sigh. So, boring… Must do something. I get up and walk to the guestroom that Yugi stayed in. Woah. Ryou's still asleep? I guess I should wake him up.
"Ryou! Up! School time!" I say.
He doesn't budge. Interesting.
"BAKURA! COME GET YOUR HIKARI UP!"
Bakura comes into the room. "Don't worry, I the great King of Thieves shall awaken my light, because others such as yourself, do not hold the skills necessary for this task."
"Just get him up."
"Fine. Ahem…RYOU! RISE AND SHINE! GET OFF YOUR LAZY ARS AND GET MOVING! NOW! DO YOU HEAR ME!"
Nothing happens.
"All right, Ryou, you asked for it. RYOU! WATCH OUT! THE CHICKENS HAVE COME TO ATTACK! THERE MUST BE BILLIONS OF THEM!"
Ryou jumps up. "Where! Get them away! Get them away!"
Bakura just pulls him up. "Go to school. That way you can learn about stuff and I get to do evil things."
Well, it looks like everybody's up. Including the authoress…
Regular POV
Well, that was odd. Thanks for taking over Atem. Anyway, I'm going to skip ahead about ten minutes. Yup, there we go.
"Go to the car! Let's see, the Mutt, that Tristan guy, Ryou, Midget Man, Pe-gay-sus, so that's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, hey! Where is that stupid Aussie?"
"Right here, Rich-Boy. Learn to count something besides money."
"I don't want to. Now get in there. I have to take you all to school since freaking Seth took off with his girlfriend. And you three!" Seto points to Atem, Bakura, and Malik. "Mokuba better have learned something by the time I get back, or else!"
He shuts the front door. The three yamis look down at Mokuba, who looks back up at them.
"So, here we go I guess." Malik says. The others nod, and thus starts Mokuba's school day.
There we go. Chapter seven is complete. Now, I will go steal the Seal of Orichalcos card from Atem.
Atem: No! I will steal your soul! Hahahahahaha!
Listen, Atem. I am your dark angel. I shall decide your evilness, and it will not be this. Now hand over the card and you shall get pie.
Atem: Well, ok. (Seal leaves Atem) Mmm… pie.
There we go. Please R&R if you want pie!
Bakura: I didn't get any!
I'm sorry. Maybe next chapter.
Bakura: Maybe next millinium…
Yeah, I know.