Challenge by Daisuk.
Has to say 'Dude, what the hell do you think you're doing? Put it away, I don't want to see it...' and 'Aw, but muffin, you know I love you.' in 400 words or less.
Disclaimer- I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
This Is Interesting
"Dude, what the hell do you think you're doing? Put it away, I don't want to see it…" Was the first thing Yuffie heard while she was walking passed Cloud's and Leon's voice. She recognized the roughness of the voice as Leon's.
"Just touch it. You'll like it."
Yuffie eyes blinked rapidly in confusion as she heard Cloud. She pressed her ear to the door, 'What the hell?'
"Touch it yourself. I'm having nothing to do with it." Leon's voice came through the door with annoyance.
"Ah… I bet Yuffie wouldn't mind touching this."
The young ninja felt her mouth slowly drop open and her face heat up. 'What are they talking about?'
"God I hate it. And I hate you for taking it out. You should have just left it in."
"Awe, but Muffin, you know I love you."
Yuffie suppressed the urge to burst out laughing, Cloud sounded so, so unlike himself right then. She had the sudden picture of Leon looking more or less pissed, and Cloud hanging off of him.
"There I touched it. Are you happy?" She heard Leon question.
"Did you like the way it feels?"
"….. It was soft."
Yuffie couldn't take it anymore, her innocent teenage mind had to know what exactly was going on in the bedroom. Without bothering to knock, she turned the doorknob and pushed the door open. Her brows shot up in surprise at what she saw. Cloud and Leon, in bed…
… with a white cat.
"Weird…" Yuffie said before leaving, not bothering to ask about the cat.