I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry I haven't updated for so long! But I have one now! Don't kill me, just put the gun away… that's it, there you go. Ooh! Guess what? I just started reading the Yugioh manga and it's like 10000000000000000 times better than the anime, complete w/ knives, guns, drugs, alcohol, and cussing. The whole works. Ahem. Moving on: and now… the update. (curtains raise, update comes out doing a dance. Dance ends, people clap, Bakura lights the theatre on fire and everyone inside dies.) BAKURA!

Bakura: It was annoying.

Sigh. Well, anywhay, thanks for the reviews everybody. Now for the disclaimer. Atem, would you do the honors?

Atem: Only if you promise not to get back at me for T-P'ing your house.

Ok, I- YOU TP'D MY HOUSE!

Atem: Oops… (runs away)

How about you Noah?

Noah: I dunno…

C'mon. It will add to your cuteness, along with your blue hair.

Noah: Ah, what the heck. Sure.

I don't think that PADA owns Yugioh or any other brand name item. But then again, I was trapped in that ra-damned virtual world for so bloody long, you never know what could have happened. CURSE YOU FATHER, no, CURSE YOU GUZABERO! (if that's the way you spell it) I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! (stabs Guzabero with a rolled up hundred dollar bill)

Guzabero: No! Benjamin Franklin has turned his back on me! (falls to ground dying) How…could you…betray me… my precious… money… ugh. xx (dies)

Yes… anyway, on with chapter 9.

Chapter Nine- Chunk-E-Cheese's

Immediately after Atem looks at the clock, five hours pass.

'Well, that was quick.'

Seto comes in holding Joey and Valon by the hair. Everyone else follows behind him.

"I don't care how much you two hate each other. If your going to fight, don't be so dramatic about it. Just beat each other up or something. Seriously, it ruins my reputation. Are Atem and I that dramatic when we fight? No!"

Atem interrupts. "Well, actually Kaiba, there was that one time about two months ago. Remember?"

Flashedback

"And this is the spinal cord, which travels up to the neck-"

(my bad)

Flashback (there we go)

Atem is walking down the street, listening to the rhythm, listening to the beat… well not really. But hey, it's possible. DON'T QUESTION IT MAN!

Anyway, so he is… walking. How exciting huh? But then he trips! Gasp!

He gasps, just like I just did. "Gasp!" he gasps in a gasping manner. And just because he feels so gasp-like on this glorious Saturday afternoon, he gasps again. "Gasp!" he gasps. "Who dares to trip the almighty king of Egypt?"

He turns, looking for his suspect. The person who he sees is none other than Seto Kaiba.

"Oh, so it is you. None other than Seto Kaiba."

Seto sneers. "Well I do believe so. And guess what, I've been sleeping with your sister."

Atem is taken aback. "No. It can't be. She is the only family I have left. How can you do this to me Kaiba? Now I must break up with you!"

Seto looks at Atem with pleading eyes. "No! I am sorry my love. Forgive me my actions!"

Atem shakes his head. "It's too late. Now I am going to make sobbing noises without really crying."

"Do not do that, oh sweet. Will you not forgive me?" Seto reaches for Atem's hand.

Atem slaps him. "How can I? Sure, we were never in a relationship, but I will make a big deal about it anyway. Now leave my sight!"

"Fine. I shall go off to France, where I have a million girlfriends who each think they are my one and only. Of course, then they will all meet each other, and then they will all slap me and break up with me, but I am such a jerk that I don't care. And now I will leave by walking approximately six paces to the northwest, look back into your eyes, and then turn and leave." Seto walks off, turns, and then walks away entirely.

Atem sighs. Then a plumber walks up to him.

"I have finished your bathroom, sir." the plumber says. "Would you like to make out?"

Atem scowls. "No! What do you think I am? You swine!" He smacks the plumber and walks away.

(End Flashback)

Everybody looks at Seto and Atem.

"Weird…" Marik says.

"Yeah." mutters Joey, smoothing his hair back into place.

Seto just sighs. "Whatever. Anyway, we're leaving in two hours to go out to dinner since we're out of pizza."

Bakura makes a face. "What's with pizza all the time?"

A pizza rolls by and stops in front of Bakura. "Pizza all the time! Pizza all the time!" it sings. It does a little jig and rolls away.

Everyone blinks a hundred and eighty two times.

"Well now. Look here. It's been two hours so we should be going." Seto shoves everyone out the door and they pile into the limo.

They arrive at their destination. THEN THE WORLD IMPLODES!

Well not exactly. Instead, they get out and go into the restaurant.

"Uh, Yugi?" Atem nudges Yugi as they enter. "What is this place?"

"Chunk-E-Cheese's."

"Right…"

Bakura looks around with wide eyes. "Flashing lights, arcade fights blaring sound over me. Big mouses, little kids in my eyes." (I love Green Day. But I didn't copy their words. So there!)

"Those puppets scare me." Malik says looking towards a row of dancing mice, ducks and some form of mutated creatures.

"Don't worry you guys. Chunk-E-Cheese's is supposed to be weird. You can go play the arcade games while we wait for our food." says Mokuba.

Seth shrugs and gets up. "All right. Let's go you three." He motions for Bakura, Atem, and Malik to follow him.

"Hikari, what are arcade games?" Atem asks Yugi, confused.

"They're games where you usually kill things with guns, swords, or fists. Or there are others that you race with. If you win, you get tickets to buy prizes with. Here's some tokens to play the games." Yugi gives him a handful of tokens.

"You kill things? Kind of odd for a kid's restaurant. Do you shoot people outside the game?"

"Dear Ra, Yami, no! It's virtual!"

"Virtual! Like when Noah trapped us in the virtual world? Don't worry everyone I will save you from your frozen fate!" Atem gets into a dueling position. "Now I summon… FIST OF FURY! DIE!" He swings his fist around and hits Chunky the mouse in the skull. Chunky falls to the ground.

"Augh! It's mutant!" cries Atem. When he finally calms down he looks around at everyone. They all blink at him.

"What?" he asks. They glance at one another and then back at him.

"I'M NORMAL!" he shouts at them. Seth grabs his arm.

"Right, ok. Now let's go." The four yamis go to the games while the others wait.

"I'm bored. There's nothing to do. Why do we just have to sit here? I want to go somewhere else. Yugi's hair is poking me in the side. How long does it take the stupid pizza to get here? What is the meaning of life? Why-"

"SHUT UP WHEELER! I TOOK YOU FOOLS HERE TO GET YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE! ALL YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IS COMPLAINING! NOW HAVE FUN, DAMMIT!" yells Seto at Joey.

Everyone sits with their eyes wide. Everyone, that is, except for Joey. He sticks his tongue out at Seto, defiantly.

"Ha. You can't boss me around. I've got kick-ass homies who can tear you up. Of course, their all in New York, but who gives?" He plays around with his fork until it slips from his hand and hits Valon in the face.

"Ouch!" Valon yelps. He growls and grabs Joey's neck, choking him. "Why you little-"

Meanwhile with the other crazies, Bakura is smashing on the hit-the-gophers-with-a-hammer type of game… with a real hammer. Then there's Seto and Malik, who are destroying the soda machine because it took their dollar and isn't giving them their soda. Atem is yelling and cursing at two little five year old kids who accidentally made him lose his focus in a "House of the Dead" game (don't own), which he also lost at.

Seconds later, a couple of security guards are holding Bakura in their grasp, the Chunk-E-Cheese Manager is chasing Seto and Malik around the place, and a dozen of the mothers in the restaurant are smacking Atem with their purses.

"I cannot believe you guys got us kicked out of Chunk-E-Cheese's!" Malik shouts at the four darks as they ride back to Seto's mansion 10 minutes later.

They all glare at each other. "He started it!" "Liar!" "Who's a liar?" "You're the only liar I see!" "Next time look in the mirror!" "If he did that, it would break!" "Shut up!" "All of you shut up!" "Just cause you don't know how!" "I know more than you, baka!" "Don't you dare call me a baka!" "It's true!" "What? That your adopted!" "Am not!" "It's true. That's the only reason you got to be Pharaoh!" "…"

Everybody looks into the back of the limo. Atem is glaring at Malik, who has a smirk on his face.

"Take…that…back!" Atem growls while clenching his fist.

"Never!"

Atem's eyes flash. "Oh, yeah? Well, do you remember Battle City? You know how Marik changed into your form? I think he looked better in his original state!"

Malik gasps and he clenches his teeth. "No! I won't believe it. You know I'm much sexier than he could ever be!"

"You wish!"

Marik has a sweatdrop ten times his own size.

Ishizu groans. "Enough you two! Malik, take back what you said about Atemu. Atemu… uh… I guess your fine, but apologize anyway."

Atem sneers.

"You hear that, ugly? You have to take back what you said about me. Go on, let's hear it."

Malik rolls his eyes. "Ok, your not adopted… Atemu."

"Don't call me that!"

"Ishizu does!"

"That's cause Ishizu's hot and she doesn't try to take over the world!"

"The Pinky, the Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!" (no, I don't own Pinky and the Brain, or Animaniacs) sings Tristan and Joey. Everyone anime falls.

"What'd you say?" Seth glares at tri-color haired yami and grits his teeth. Ishizu just blushes.

"Nothing Seth." mutters Atem, still eying Malik.

"Now we're back home, now, you idiots! Now go too bed now, now!" Seto tells them annoyed.

"It's always now with you Kaiba. Why can't it ever be later? What's wrong with later?" Ryou asks while tilting his head in a Ryou sort of fashion. (Ryou fan girls: Awwwwwww!)

"Because I called it."

Yugi shakes his head. "Nah, ah. I called it. You just don't know it yet."

"Whatever. It's 11:30… somehow. Get inside and to sleep. Oh, and Atem and Bakura. If your going to torture Pegasus, at least keep it physical. Do not say anything that would hurt his homosexual feelings, no matter how much you want to. I want to too, but he was bothering me all day about how you told him that his dead wife had come back and wanted to talk to him, but you told her that he wasn't around. He kept asking me to buy him a Ouija board so he could contact her." Seto tells the two yamis.

"Oh, those things never work…" mutters Roland, who had been driving the car.

Seto looks at him precariously and the butler straightens up and salutes.

"Where is Pegasus anyway?" Mokuba wonders out loud, glancing about.

Valon and Joey clear their throats. "Umm, I think he's still in the parking lot at Chunk-E-Cheese's." answers the Aussie, grinning sheepishly.

Seto looks like he wants to strangle them. "WHAT? Why is he there?"

Joey shrugs. "He said that Funny Bunny would come pick him up and take him to the land of Wine and Cartoons. Then he ran into a tree… after I pushed him into it…"

The older Kaiba rolls his eyes. "Let's just hope he doesn't come back then."

Suddenly, a Mercedes Benz (yet something else I do not own) drives up with Pegasus in the passangers seat. The driver is… Funny Bunny.

Pegasus climbs out and the car drives away. "Ooh, that was so much fun! Kaiba-boy, you should have stayed for the ride. Oh, and look who it is. Joey-boy! You know Joey-boy, people who push other people into trees go to hell. You really should be more careful from now on! Ah ha hah…AH HA HAH!"

A hole suddenly opens up in the ground and swallows Pegasus, taking him the land of No Alcoholic Beverages and Reality.

Everyone simply stares at the ground.

Malik giggles. "Hee, hee. Look at that bug. Hee, hee."

Marik glares at his dark. "Behave!"

They go inside and into their rooms. But when Yugi walks into his room, he sees a very unpleasant being laying on his bed.

"I HAVE RETURNED FRIENDS! AND I HAVE BROUGHT ALL MY FRIENDLY WAYS OF FRIENDSHIPPING FRIENDLINESS ALONG!" it calls out.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" cries Yugi as he runs out of the room. "IT HAS RETURNED!"

Well, thus ends another chapter. Please R&R.

"Somebody set up us the bomb."