Wow, alot of people actually liked this story. That surprised the hell outa me! Anyways, Alex(Alpoptart) helped in this chapter! Whee, she so funny XD

Thanks for the reviews, next time I'll reply, but I gotta go cuz I'm grounded and not supossed to be on here XD

PRE-TEEN FUGLYNESS!

After reading about 2 hours worth of RoyXEd fics, Ed felt ashamed and decided to look at something else. "Let's see..." Ed said, looking to the ceiling. He thought about looking up more info on the Philosophers stone, when an idea crept into his mind.

Ed re-opened Google and typed in : RoyxEd

"Lets see how many sick bastards wrote fan fictions about us!" Ed said out loud as he waited for the page to load.

RoyXEd : 128,809,000,000 results found

Ed blinked in surprise. "Well, that's a lot." Ed murmured. "If there's that many fics about me and Roy, then I wonder…"

Ed quickly typed in WinryXEd

Ed smirked evilly as he waited for the page to load. "There must be a hell of a lot of fics about me and Winry!"

WinryXEd : 123 results found

"Whattt!" Ed yelled. "What the hell is with all these sick perverts? There's hardly any stories about me and Winry!" Ed started to fume, and almost kicked the PC out of pure frustration. Ed sighed and decided to read a story from the list. "Which one sounds the dirty- I mean, coolest one…?" Ed thought.

Sex and love
Winry and Ed kiss and then have sex. WinryXEd.

"Bingo!" Ed said as he clicked then link, eagerly awaiting the dirty story.

It was a bright day. The sun was shining. Ed walked up to Winry. "Hey Winry!" Ed said to Winry. Winry looked at Ed and smiled. "Hello Ed!" Winry said to Ed. They looked into each others eyes. For about 1 minute, before either moved. "Kiss me, Ed…" Winry pleaded to Ed. Ed moved closer. Then he put his lips on Winry's. Then he kissed her. They kissed and kissed with passion until they ended up in Winry's bedroom. "Make love to me, Ed…" Winry said, while kissing Ed. Ed took off Winry's shirt. Then her shorts. Then her Bra. Then he took off her panties. Ed looked at Winry. She was naked. "Wow, she looks good naked!" Ed thought. "Wow, you look good naked!" Ed said to Winry, making her blush. Winry got on the bed, and Ed then got onto of her. He took off all his clothes and threw them on the floor. Ed then kissed Winry one more time before he thrusted into to her. Winry cried. Because it hurted. Soon it felt good. Winry was sweating because Ed was going fast. Ed went faster, which made Winry sweat more. "Edddddd!" Winry screamed. Then she came. Ed came next. Then he kissed her and said "I love you." Winry was still gasping for breath. "I love you too, Ed…" Winry said, then she fell asleep.

The End!

Ed's jaw dropped. "What the hell!" Ed exclaimed. "How come fan fictions about Me and Roy are written with detail and nice grammar, while fictions about me and Winry is crap made by pre-teens?" Ed sighed in defeat, and went back to find another story of him and Winry, in hopes to find a better written one.

In Roy's Office!

The first thing Roy did with his new computer is look up girls in mini shirts. He had expected to maybe find a site with a girl modeling a skirt, but what he found was better then anything he could have dreamed of. Roy had found the world of pornography!

After about 2 hours, Roy had bookmarked a lot of porn sites, his favorite being

"Yea, you work it, you nerd slut!" Roy howled at the PC, grabbing for his box of tissue. "Nerd sluts are great, but I want to try something else." Roy said as he went to the Google home page.

S&M porn he typed in. The page loaded, and said:

S&M PORN: 120, 000, 000, 000, 1 websites found.

He looked at the many sites, but one specifically caught his eye.

" Roy finally shows Ed how he feels by aggressive behavior. RoyXEd" he read aloud.
"Oh my god"' he thought. He clicked the link to see what the hell this bull shit was about. He started to read the story that popped up on the screen.

Ed walked into Roy's office prepared to get a stream of insults but surprised when he saw Roy pace the room.
"Whatcha doing Colonel?" Ed asked nonchalant. Roy looked at Ed as if he didn't see him walk in.
Roy quickly grabbed Ed and shoved against the wall. He grinned evilly and…

"Damn it!" Roy said as he clicked the X to close the pop-up. "I need a pop-up blocker."

He went back to the story. After he finished it he was now painfully aroused. 'Holy Shit' he thought. 'Hell, I could use some of these ideas!' He grinned evilly and looked up more stories while grabbing for some more tissues.

Back to Ed's dorm! Huzzah!

As Ed sat reading more stories, he heard distant foot steps outside. "CRAP SOMEONE IS COMING!" He said out loud. He quickly closed the window, and started playing around with MS Paint. "BROTHER!" Al said as he barged in the room. "LET ME USE THE COMPUTER, PLEASE!" He wailed.

Ed quickly stood and motioned him to sit. "It's all yours!" Ed said while walking out of the room. "Just stay away from Google…" He muttered before shutting the door.

Al was feeling really giddy as he opened a public chat room. "Ah, which room to go to…?" He thought as he moved his cursor over the possible links.
"Singles, Married couples, gay, over 40, ugly people…" He said out loud. "Ah! Here we go!" He then clicked on the "Never been on a date" link.

PLEASE GIVE YOURSELF A NAME the window flashed. "Hmm…I know!" He quickly typed down Mr. Hallow

Mr. Hallow: Hi! Anyone here?

TriggerHappy: Hello.

'TriggerHappy? what a weird name.' He thought.

Mr. Hallow: Hi, are you a boy or a girl!

TriggerHappy: Female.

Score!

Mr. Hallow: Cool! I'm a boy! What do you like?

TriggerHappy: …Guns

Mr. Hallow: Well I guess they're ok as long as they don't hurt innocent people.

TriggerHappy: Trust me. The guns I know never hurt anybody but the wretched foul beasts that drug their slimy asses out of hell. Just so you know I put them back there.

'Wow! She seems really aggressive. I need some one that controls my life and make decisions for me. She also beats the bad guys. Maybe I can get a date with her sooner or later.'

Mr. Hallow: Umm…where do you work?

TriggerHappy: Military.

Mr. Hallow: Wow! So does some one I'm close to.

TriggerHappy: Will you stop fucking around and ask me out to dinner or to meet some place? NOW ASK ME!

Mr. Hallow: Would you like to meet at the bakery on Wednesday?

TriggerHappy: GOD! Finally! Yes. I will be wearing a red dress.

Mr. Hallow: Okay. I'll see you there. Bye!

TriggerHappy: Yeah, yeah. You better be on time or I will personally shoot your ass to the next country. God it Shitface?

Mr. Hallow: Yes m'am.

TriggerHappy: Farewell.

Al logged off and laughed nervously. "I hope this goes ok. Teehee!" he said quietly. Giddiness building up in him.

Who is TriggerHappy? Why is Al being stupid and going to meet this person when he doesn't even have his body?

Thanks Alex, for the names XD

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