Cruise Not-So-Control
The professor, Storm and Logan are dumb enough to send the X-kids on another cruise... this time without them. Do they really expect us to behave when we've got Bobby on board? (3 new chars)
Chapter Two: Arrival at the Aston Pacific Monarch
Elorinna Evenstarre: Hehe, the professor IS retarded XD
Swamp Rat's Chere: Sorry for the hard-followingness, maybe some Remy-smacking this time?
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"Hey, the professor told me to call them as soon as we arrive so I'm going to go find a phone. OK? You guys" Jean pointed at the New Recruits "carry the bags up to the rooms" all the kids groaned except Sam who was nudging Jamie "You guys" Jean pointed at the Acolytes and Brotherhood "well why don't you wait... we don't want you to get in any trouble on our first day here and the rest..." she looked over at the old recruits "go get our rooms!"
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!" All heads turned to Rahne who was nervously clutching her pocket. "Uh... new ring tone for a new place?" She said in her Irish accent. After a few seconds of awkward silence, they all parted, John whispering to Remy, "Man, if Sabey were here he would've gone ballistic! Poor furball..."
FLASHBACK!
"Change the channel, Pietro" Sabertooth growled. Pietro was watching Animal Planet waiting for his favorite program (Big Cats) to come on. He was hoping to get some info about how cheetahs run without mutant powers so he could run faster but Big Cats still haden't started yet and instead a show about dogs was playing.
Suddenly Sabertooth fell on the ground. A dog on TV started barking. Sabertooth started twitching on the ground as the Acolytes (not including Magneto) gathered around him. Suddenly Sabertooth started shrinking smaller and smaller... and smaller and smaller... Pietro screamed a girly scream and ran out of the room. John fainted (but got caught by Remy's staff before hitting the ground - which one is worse, I don't know) and Piotr went into his metal form.
"Mew" Remy dropped John on the ground from shock. Pietro stuck his head out of the door and slowly OMG, pietro ... slowly ... in the same sentence walked into the room. "What the heck?" He zoomed up to the tiny kitten where Sabertooth used to be. "May we never speak of dis moment again" Remy said.
FLASHBACK!
"Didn't y' listen to de flashback? Remy said 'NEVER SPEAK OF DE MOMENT AGAIN'!" John shook his head, "Yeah, but in that part of the flashback I was still knocked out" Remembering where the metal staff had hit him, John rubbed the back of his head and mumbled something about starting a metal-hating club while completely ignoring a glaring Piotr.
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The New Recruits:
"Awww, why do I have to do all the carrying?" Jamie complained as Jubilee handed him yet another bag. "Stop complaining, Jamie, now becareful with that bag, I have a lot of valuables in there!" Jamie rolled his eyes, "Like what?" He walked away mumbling, "Probably got some sort of illegal stuff in that..." Suddenly he stopped.
The evil look he had when he gave the New Recruits the severe training a few months ago appeared on his face again. He disappeared through the glass doors of the hotel as the topic suddenly changed to ring tones. "Kurt's got the coolest ringtone ever!" Bobby said. "What izzit?" Ray asked.
Bobby held his cellphone up high so everyone could listen to the music blasting out of it. "I'M BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE! IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE! IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD- that's my ringtone for you sweetiepie! MUUUUUUUUAH! Love, Amanda!" After a few more seconds of awkward silence, the kids fell to the floor laughing like crazy.
Lance scoffed while he walked by the laughing adolescents and nudged Pietro. "Check out the X-geeks laughing over a phone" Pietro blew a tuft of hair out of his eye and continued walking like the arogant jerk he is. Don't worry Pietro fans there will be no more Pietro abusing I just had to add that jerk part.
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After about 3 hours, everyone was accomodated in their suites (4 people per suite, each suite had 2 bedrooms which means 2 king-sized beds). Everyone met in the giant swimming pool specially reserved just for the mutant guests so no other guests would be freaked out by any... unusual-looking visitors.
Kitty started dancing around the pool, before getting knocked in by one of the 6 Jamies jumping around. Lance just happened to be near and dove to rescue Kitty, but she phased right through him, resulting in one wet Avalanche and a bunch of laughing Acolytes. Rei was sitting next to Rogue under those outdoor umbrella things, with her labtop out. She was emailing Will, her non-mutant (or so she thinks) friend back at Bayville.
Jay was making water fountains out of the swimming pool. Roberto was diving off the tallest diving board while trying to attract as much attention from Rahne as possible. John and Piotr were inching as far away as possible from the pool, in fear of rusting or getting their lighter wet. Remy, however, ran over to Rogue and immediately started chatting her up while Rei started inching away from them.
Meanwhile Bobby, Kurt, Jubilee, Sam and Cali were scheming in the corner of the swimming pool. The rest of the mutants were playing water volleyball and/or trying to ignore the schemers. As everyone was getting settled in, Bobby screamed something at the top of his lungs which sounded like, "Get ready to rock and roll" (This attracted Lance's attention fast- and I mean Pietro fast!)
Bobby, Kurt, Tabitha, Sam and Cali were standing at the top diving board where Roberto had attempted to do a perfect dive which ended up as a belly-flop. Ouch! Bobby iced up the board making it bigger and longer as Kurt bamfed Cali and Sam into the sky directly above the water volleyball net. Cali grabbed onto Sam's neck as he went into Cannonball mode and zoomed towards the net. Tabitha started sliding her little bomb thingies across the ice-board which barely missed Sam and Cali and hit the trees near the pool instead.
"MAY DAY!" Sam cried as they splashed into the water, getting all tangled in the net. Bobby cringed as Tabby slipped on teh ice board and slid off, into the water. Kurt started laughing his head off and bamfed right behind Bobby before pushing him off as well. Scott rolled his eyes and set the volleyball across the net, "Another failed Bobby plan..."
Author's Note: I'm sorry, it's 7:38PM so I'm not very humory right now. More humor in the next chapter.
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Sorry for the shortness.
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