The story starts off when the king of Hyrule is speaking a speech at a carnival. "It has been a great honor to be you King". The King said. All of a sudden a shoe comes out of nowhere and hits the king "Who hits thow king with this cursed shoe". The king screamed.
"I did I did and proud of it". A voice said. "Who thow admits his crime" The King said and looks over to where the voice is coming from and only to see Ganondorf. "Stop talking in that silly voice". Ganon said in a girly voice. "Um, o.k. Ganon do you have medical problems or did you just have lots of coffee this morning"? The King asked . "I had and have both of them". Ganon replied.
Meanwhile Link was being adored by lots of women including Zelda and Saria. "a Link could you sing Old McDonald. "O.k.". Link said. "Old McDonald haad a farrmm" . Link sang. And by that time all the women left because they hated Link's voice. Oh well Link was going to break up with them eventually but Zelda and Saria were still here. "Hey Link do want to go on a date with me". Zelda and Saria said at the same time. A moment later they started fight for which one gets Link. So Link decides to date both of them.