Disclaimer: Me no own Ninja Turtles blah, blah, blah…(groan)

Umm… Sorry about all of the confusion about me rewriting my story. Don't worry; everything I need is already planned out, so I can get this story underway. Enjoy!

"Married?" a loud voice shouted from outside of the walls. " How in the flipping hey am I supposed to pretend I'm married to you?"

Casey had become furious at the fact that he had to pretend to be April's husband. He began to argue about it with her as they sat on the comfortable couch of the suite they were all sharing. There was enough bedrooms for everyone (1 room for 2 guys and a room all for April) that were also attached to each other, a giant screen TV with a DVD player and surround sound, a mini-fridge to keep food and drinks, a microwave, a soda-fountain, and even an ice cream parlour. The turtles were even surprised to find a Jacuzzi in their bathroom as a bathtub. They definitely knew they deserved this after saving the world from destruction by the Shredder a numerous amount of times. Now they were just concerned that their best friends were fighting. Casey and April fought all of the time, so it was nothing they weren't use to; but they just wish they wouldn't fight on their vacation.

"Casey," April said, "I'm sorry I got you into this mess, but you have no idea what that man did to me when we broke up." She sighed to begin her story. "Back in the high school, he was the hottest, dreamiest, most popular boy there. All of the girls wanted him, but he chose me to be his girl. When you're a teen, when the most popular kid in school asks you out, it's like you've died and gone to heaven. That's how it was with me. We went out a couple of times and around there, I thought he really was the perfect guy. But then one night, he decided to take me out to a fancy restaurant and a movie. Then, when he decided to drive me home, he parked in a dark place and tried to make out with me. I was able to knock him unconscious and escape. For a long while then, I decided to never lose my heart to another man again because men were nothing but stupid, perverted pigs!" She looked at her friends with tears in her eyes. "No offence, guys."

As she cried softly, Casey wrapped his arm around her shoulder. Even after what she said, he knew she would never talk about them like that. April thought he was a pretty big bonehead, but she trusted him, nonetheless.

Raph didn't take the story so well. "Man, I'd like to teach that Matthias guy a lesson he'd never forget!" he growled. He then began to smile and chuckle at the thought of him pushing him off of the ship and making him fly overboard. He finally came out of his perfect dream when he noticed Michelangelo was gone. "Hey, anybody seen Mikey?" he asked.

"I think he's in his room." Leo told him.

Raphael decided to enter his brother's room, only to find him doing a bunch of poses in the mirror with his new body.

"Oh, yeah, I am one gorgelicious looking human." Mikey said to himself, or so he thought.

"Mikey, will ya stop looking at yourself in the mirror?" Raph growled at him. "It's driving me nuts!"

"You're just jealous because I'm sexier than you." That was what earned the "sexy" turtle-turned-human a lump on the head, courtesy of his brother. As he continued to rub his head after it was it by his brother, he opened up his suitcase to sort out his stuff, most of it being his video games and comic books. Suddenly, once he opened his bag, an orange, furry figure flew out of it and onto the floor. It was Klunk.

"Klunk!" the brothers exclaimed. "What are you doing here, little guy?" Mikey asked, picking up the cute, little kitty.

"Stop putting on the act, Mikey." Raph growled. "Why the shell did you bring you're cat along for the trip?" he asked.

"I was never gonna bring him, I swear! He couldn't have just magically popped into my bag. Unless…"

/Flashback/

Michelangelo was rushing as fast as he could to get his stuff ready. The cruise ship was going to leave any minute. If he was going to be on vacation, he'd need to bring as many video games and comic books as possible. As he packed up the last of his things, he felt Klunk nuzzling his head on his leg. He could tell the little guy was sad.

"Aw, Klunk," Mikey said, picking up the feline. "I know you want to come, but I don't think they allow cats on a cruise ship. Besides, don't cats hate water?" The little cat just stared at his friend. He could tell it didn't look like the same Michelangelo that adopted him on Christmas Eve, but the scent was still the same. "Hey, don't give me that look!" Mikey scolded at him. He decided to leave the cat on the bed while he gathered the rest of his things. Curious of the bags, Klunk walked into one full of Mikey's comic books. Suddenly, once he settled in the bag, it closed itself in on him and shut itself, with Klunk inside.

"C'mon, Mikey!" he heard his brothers call. "We have to go!"

Anxious, Michelangelo decided to take whatever he just had and leave. As he grabbed his comic book bag, he heard a strange noise.

"What was that?" he exclaimed. When he didn't hear the noise anymore, he decided it was nothing and tried to catch up with his brothers.

/End Flashback/

"I guess that would explain a lot." Raph said, after hearing his brother's story. "I promise I won't tell anyone as long as you promise NEVER to say you're too sexy for your shirt ever again!"

The brothers shook hands. "It's a deal," Mikey said. "turtle-who-is less-superior-to-me-in-all-sexiness."

Once again, Raphael's fist contacted with his brother's head. "Okay, okay, I'll stop!" Mikey cried, rubbing his skull. Once he stopped, he looked all around for Klunk, but he wasn't there.

"Klunk?" he yelled, looking under the bed and in a vase to find him. "Where are you, little guy?"

Michelangelo and Raphael figured if the little feline wasn't in the bedroom, then he must have gotten out. They opened the door to the centre of their suite, only to find the furry cat running out the open door and out of their suite. The two brothers headed out with great speed to find the cat.

The cat made the two brothers chase him all over the place. They didn't know why Klunk was making them follow him everywhere, but they had to catch him before they got into trouble. Michelangelo was paying so much attention, that he didn't notice a young girl in front of him until he crashed right into her. The impact caused the two to fall onto the floor. When Michelangelo got up from the crash, he became furious.

"Hey, why don't you watch where you're…huh?"

He couldn't finish his sentence because he was breath taken by the young girl he crashed into. She had wavy brown hair in a high ponytail that went down to her waist and dark brown eyes. She wore an orange belly shirt that only showed an inch of her stomach with a thin, leather jacket, tight jeans, and sneakers. Michelangelo didn't know why, but just one look at this girl made his chest ache and his heart feel like it was beating so fast, that he could hardly breathe. The girl got up and smiled at him. He didn't pay attention because he was lost in her eyes. Something about them just made them glisten. He finally came out of his trance when Raphael hit him over the head-again!

"Ouch!" he cried. "You keep doing that and my skull's gonna crack open"

"I wouldn't be surprised if it was just a plain, hollow one." Raph replied.

Michelangelo pouted. He then turned his attention back to the girl, who was rolling her eyes at the brothers. In her arms was Klunk, all snuggled up.

"So, is this your cat?" the girl asked. "He's really cute."

It took a little while for Mikey for speak up, but he finally managed to. "Um… yeah."

The girl smiled. "My name's Lily." She said. "What's yours?"

"I'm Michelangelo, but everybody calls me Mikey. I'm really sorry I crashed into you. My cat slipped into my luggage and me and my brother Raph have been chasing him all over."

"Hey, don't worry about it. Accidents happen."

Raphael sighed while looking at an invisible watch. "Mikey, will you hurry it up already?" he groaned. "Everybody said they'd be heading toward the pool and I want to get some air."

Mikey sighed. "Okay, I'm coming." He looked at Lily. "Do you want to come with us?" he asked her.

"Sure." She said, handing over Klunk to Mikey. "I just need to get changed and I'll be out in a minute."

Michelangelo gazed at her as she ran down the path to her room. There was something about Lily that gave him a warm, fuzzy feeling in his cloaked shell. All he could do as he headed back to his room was think of her. Except when he slammed into a wall due to lack of attention.

Outside, everyone was having a good time in the swimming pool. The sun was out shining and there were no clouds in the sky, so it was a perfect day to go swimming, sunbathe, or talk to others while having drinks. With all of the good weather, no one wanted to stay indoors.

Casey and April were looking at the water from the edge of the deck. The sun's reflection shimmered on the water, leaving a comforting feeling to the two They eventually got over their fight and decided to just have fun on their vacation. Everything was quiet between them, so April decided to break the silence.

"Well, it certainly is beautiful today." April said. She was going for a swim later, so her hair was in a ponytail and she wore a white, baggy shirt over her red bathing suit.

Casey smiled. "Yeah. The guys are out swimming and Splinter is talking to some people, so I guess it's you and your fake husband, all alone, on a romantic cruise." He began to move his arm to go around her shoulder

April rolled her eyes and put his arm down. "Casey, just because you're my fake husband doesn't mean you can try and get fresh with me. You know, I'm really starting to think this is the worst idea I have ever-"

Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she spotted Matthias coming her way and looking right at her. She had to think of something. She had only one idea to execute in only a few milliseconds, but she'd never forgive herself for it. Putting her plan into action, she moved her hands on Casey's face to make direct eye contact.

"Casey, forgive me for this!" April whispered.

Before Casey could ask any questions, April pulled his face toward hers and felt their lips intertwine. He was completely shocked of April kissing him on the lips, and yet, he closed his eyes and gave in to the sudden bliss.

Matthias looked at the couple kissing each other like the lovebirds they were and walked over to them."April," he said to the woman busily kissing her "husband". "I just want to let you know that the captain is holding a special dance on Saturday night. I'd ask you to come, but now seems like an awkward moment."

"You have absolutely no idea how awkward this is right now." April said in her mind.

Once he walked away, April was going to pull away from the kiss, but she was beginning to really enjoy it. She decided to be in her little bit of heaven for a while longer.

Once they were done, the turtles and Lily got out of the pool and dried off a bit. It was lucky for them that the MCMs were water and shock resistant so that they could go swimming. Michelangelo had introduced Lily to his brothers and Splinter and he felt glad that she was getting along with them very well.

"So, how did you guys get on this ship?" Lily asked. "It must be expensive to be here in first-class."

"Our friend, April won a contest on this ship and we got invited on." Mikey answered. "Us, and another friend of ours. His name's Casey."

"We would be honoured to introduce you to them." Splinter said. The group of six walked over to the two, eager to introduce Lily.

"Hey guys," Leo said. "We just wanted to-"

Unfortunately, they caught sight of them around the same time they were lost in the kiss. All of them gasped and hung their mouths open in deep shock while Donatello violently spat out his drink from his mouth. April wasn't paying attention until she opened an eye and saw them staring at her.

"Holy crap!" she screamed, unlocking her lips with Casey, which unfortunately made him fall to the ground. "Don't tell me you guys actually saw that!"

They just nodded nervously. After finally getting over the shock, they helped Casey wake up. He was still dazed from both the fall and the kiss.

"Casey," Don said, holding up three fingers (or in his real-form's case, his whole hand). "How many fingers do you see?"

Casey looked at them dizzily. "Uh…eleventy-six?" With that, he fainted.

The turtles helped him on his feet and put each of his arms around their shoulders.

"Okay, let's get him back inside." Raph said, carrying the man back into their room and hopefully forget the freighting thing they saw.

Well, there you go. Mikey found true love, and I made Casey and April kiss. WHOOT! Tootles!