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Raph: There's no way you're making me do this! ( runs away)

Me: Oh no you don't! ( starts a chase scene a la " The Benny Hill Show")( A/N I'm not British, but I've seen parodies on " The Simpsons")

10 minutes later…

Raph: MedaLink doesn't own TMNT, never has, and never will. Can you give me back my sais now?

Me: Okay. ( takes sais off of a rope dangling over a giant fire place) Here you go.

Oh, and I'd like to thank Life Sucks 101, dorcas, sora-anime-otaku, and SweetStar17 for sending me their OCs.

Well, to the fic.

Later at night, the Turtles, Splinter, April, and Casey were sitting at Matthias's table in a fancy restaurant on the cruise. Mari didn't want anything to do with Matthias, so she decided to sit with Lily and Tori, who were at the table next to them. At Matthias's table, all he really ever was talk about himself, which made it hard for everyone not to show it was the most boring and obnoxious conversation they've ever heard. Even Splinter and April had a hard time with it. Raphael was just about to lose his temper with Matthias, when their orders finally came to their table.

"Finally," Mikey cried. "One more minute without food and I'd be dead!"

"Too true," Mathias conquered. "However, before we dine on this mouth-watering food, let's see if we can't force a kiss out of these two lovebirds. You may show your devotion any way."

Both Casey and April wanted to knock the living daylights out of Matthias for asking them to kiss each other, but they were shyer than embarrassed. They knew it wasn't going to kill them to kiss on the lips like last time, but not in front of their friends; it would be too embarrassing.

"Umm…" Casey thought as he was trying to think of an excuse. "I just remembered I…I had to go to the bathroom! Yes, please excuse me as I…take care of some business."

As he got out of his seat, he turned and slapped himself. "Man, that was stupid!" he thought. "Why'd you have to go and say something like that! I'm such an idiot!"

"Oh, come now," Matthias said, forcing Casey to stay. "I'm sure one harmless kiss on the lips of your dear wife is nothing that would take up so much time, unless you are all hiding something from me."

April caught the suspicious look in Matthias's eye. If he found out she and Casey weren't really married, who knows what he'd do to her. She wasn't going to like it, but there was no way out of it.

"Matthias is right, dear." April lied. "I'm sure one kiss wouldn't hurt us, even if the guys are watching us….with their eyes…seeing their dearest friends kiss…"

"You know, you're not making me feel any better about this." Casey whispered in her ear.

"Sorry," she whispered back.

Wanting to get it over with, they embraced each other close. They weren't sure why, but regardless of their friends watching them, they were actually enjoying the moment. Closing their eyes, they moved so close, they could feel each other's breath on their faces. Their lips were only a few inches away and were slowly coming closer…when suddenly, a shrieking, ear-splitting noise filled their ears with pain. Casey and April broke out of the moment to cover their ears with everyone else in the room. Donatello looked at the stage in the restaurant to find the technician crew was working out the music equipment. It seemed some of the equipment wasn't working properly. Being the "tech-head" of the bunch, he got up on stage and helped the technicians out. With that, he dusted off his hands in, satisfied of the work he did.

"That's Donnie for ya." Raph said.

Donatello turned to the technicians. "So, what's all of this music equipment for anyway?" he asked.

"Is it okay to go now?"

When Donatello looked around for the voice, he saw the same the same girl who was cheering Tori on in the tournament. She was wearing a glittering white dress with a cherry blossom hairpin. As Donatello gazed at her beauty, his heart was beating faster than he could possibly imagine and his stomach began to twist.

"I guess it's time for Cupid's arrow to hit me in the butt," he thought.

As the lights began to dim in the restaurant, he knew he had to get off stage. Sitting back down with his brothers, the girl headed into the spotlight with a microphone in her hand. Don guessed this was what Tori's friend was preparing for. Normally Donatello's brain was working like the inside of a clock, but when he heard the girl's voice sing through the microphone and out of the fixed speakers, the clockworks of his brain slowed as he listened to her elegant voice. Even his brothers began to notice.

"Uh…Donnie," Mikey said, tapping his brother's shoulder. "You do realize you're using your fork to eat my food, right?"

Donatello wasn't paying attention.

"Donnie?" Leo said, waving his hand up and down to get his attention.

"Hey, Donnie, what's the digits for pi?" Raph asked, knowing a mathematical question would wake him up.

"Pie is good…" Don said dreamily. "Just like her voice. She's pretty."

Now the turtles knew what happened when their "tech-head" fell in love, and it was even scarier than when it happened to Leo.

After dinner, Don was sitting outside looking at the stars, thinking about the girl with the voice of the angels. He knew his brothers wouldn't make fun of him because he was the last one to have eyes on a girl. Since he was so deep in thought, he never noticed that the girl was standing right next to him. When he did, he nearly fell overboard. The girl was now wearing a white tank top, covered by a half zipped up jacket, blue jeans, and white sneakers.

"Um…hi." Don greeted.

"Hey." The girl greeted.

"I'm Donatello. I really thought your song was beautiful. I had no idea angels could sing like that."

"My name's Kelly. I'm not an angel, by the way. You must have thought that spotlight meant something else."

The both of them chuckled.

"Thanks for the compliment." Kelly said. "I usually get embarrassed when I sing sometimes. The manager of the restaurant thought I was really talented, so I came on the ship with Tori. We're really close friends."

"I thought you did great." Don complimented.

"I'm glad you fixed up the equipment. If it was still broken, my voice would've sounded horrible with all of the squeaking."

Don smiled, making Kelly cheer up. "The only person who didn't like your singing was Matthias; he thought it was a waste of his conversation time, but all he does is talk about himself. What a self-worshipping jerk!"

"I've heard a lot about him. He's all 'Look at me! I believe I'm the true faith because I'm so rich and sexy, so I can be a obnoxious jerk and a womanizer!'"

Don and Kelly laughed at the impression of Matthias, but stopped when Don's hand was placed on top of hers. The two were silent for a moment, until Kelly took her hand away, but then gave Donatello a great big hug. Don's face had officially turned red. Then, in confusion, Kelly released him.

"What's wrong?" Don asked.

"I don't know. It's just…your body kind of feels…strange."

Now Donatello was getting worried, fearing she'd discover the secret of the MCM.

Then, Kelly gave out a large yawn. "I'm probably too tired to think straight. It's getting dark out."

"Good night." Don said, waving his hand.

"Good night, Donnie."

They were both heading back to their rooms, but then Kelly came running back to him.

"Wait, Donnie!" she cried when she finally caught up to him. "Umm… tomorrow night, the ship's captain is throwing this dance and…I was hoping you would come with me. Well, if you want to, anyway."

Don was turning red again. He had never been asked to a dance before. Then again, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle can't just run around in broad daylight and hang out with normal teens.

"Well…I guess I could come."

"Thanks, Donnie!" Once again she gave him a big hug and left him to stand there in his own little world.

Later at night, Splinter was watching his sons through the doorway of their rooms as they were quietly sleeping, thinking about the girl of their dreams. Leonardo and Donatello were sleeping peacefully, and Michelangelo was so deep into his dream, Splinter could hear him talk.

"Lily, my love," Mikey said in a deep voice. "I, the Turtle Titan, have rescued your life from those evil doers, and now I have the courage to express my feelings for you." Then, he hugged one of his pillows. "Kiss me, you sexy superhero," he said in a high-pitched voice, trying to imitate Lily. Then he began to kiss his pillow.

Splinter just shook his head. Then, he found Raphael sleeping right next to Mari on the couch as he was tucking her into bed. Mari was obviously mature enough to tuck herself in, but it looked like the ice in their hearts were being melted by each other.

Once Splinter was sitting on his bed, Klunk hopped onto the bed with him. The mutated rat began petting the little feline as tears began to fall from his eyes. He had raised Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael ever since the container of ooze mutated them, and he was happy that they had found a soul mate to look after and take care of, even if they were human girls. His sons were growing up so fast and he was so proud of them. He began to get a warm, fuzzy feeling in his chest. Since they were all going to the dance tomorrow night, he decided he was going to help his sons open up their true feelings to the girls. He was also going to see if he could help Casey and April, knowing they had feelings for each other, too. He was already Splinter, Master of Ninjitsu, and now he would try Splinter, the Matchmaker.

Well, this chapter was a little shorter, but I wanted Don to meet his girl before the climax: the big dance. Basically, the next chapter will have all five pairings, but it'll mostly be Casey/April. This is my first time with fluff, so I'm praying I don't mess up.

Well, see ya later, alligators!