Thank you all for your reviews though we will need a few more before we put the next couple of chapters up. We have written up to chapter 12 but we need some motivation (reviews) before we put more up. Sorry if the story doesn't make sense but I hope you enjoy it anyway.
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Chapter 3
Harry makes his way towards the Slytherin Common Room, with his pink carnation, searching for Draco.
"Oh how hot you are my Draco!" he continues to sing, as he passes Neville and Professor Sprout going into the janitor's closet. Harry bumps into Goyle and threatens him with gay sexual actions.
"Abra, Abra, Kedabra. I wanna reach out and grab ya!"
"Thank you Goyle" Harry repeats the password to the portrait and he enters the Slytherin common room.
"Draco, my on true love!" Harry grabs Draco and thrusts him against the wall.
Draco's expression is one of pure revulsion.
"GET OFF ME YOU FAIRY!" Draco punches Harry in the face giving him a blood nose. (That's an improvement)
"But I love you!" Harry cries and runs out in disbelief. "I have no reason to live" he says making his way to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. "I can't get no!" he screams. –Padfoot
"Myrtle, oh Myrtle" Harry whispered into the deserted bathroom "Please come and talk to me"
"NO!" she screamed and started throwing waves of water and lost items after him "And don't come back!"
Harry hastily ran towards the headmaster's office for his nightly talk with Dumbledore's portrait. – Prongs
"Welcome Harry" Dumbledore murmured
"Dumbledore help me! No one likes me. I can't get shagged like Draco Malfoy can and I realized I'm…I'm…I'm UGLY"
"The truth hurts Harry, the truth hurts" –Moony
Harry stared at Dumbledore's portrait, not in disbelief.
"I know…it must be true!" Harry sulked back to his dormitory, got his swimming trunks out of his trunks and decided to go for a swim in the lake.-Padfoot
He dived into the cool water and saw the giant squid go into hiding. He swam after it. As Harry approached the deep dark hole, his 'man parts' (if he has any) started to squirm in hi swimming trunks.
"Where's that big hunk of squid gone?" Harry thought to himself. Then he saw it, out of the corner of his eye. He swam as fast as he could towards it, needing some comfort after discovering how blatantly obvious his ugliness is. He found the squid and managed to force himself onto the poor, defenseless giant squid, which was squirming, trying to get away. Once the sick and disgusting (and emotionally retarded, or disturbed- you may decided which to use) Harry had finished his gay and sadistic ways, he made his way to the surface, only then realizing that he must be a mutant, as he had not taken a breath on five minutes. Feeling rather pleased with himself, Harry made his way to the boy's dormitories to have copious amounts of dreams about a giant squid.- Padfoot
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Prongs