Chapter 4
Harry decided to take a walk around the grounds to visit his 'close friend' the giant squid. As he was walking, he bumped into Crabbe and Goyle who were hiding something from his view so that he couldn't see it. –Hedwig
"Hello chums" Harry said
"What do you want?" they mumbled
"Oh just to know… hey why is your hair blonde and curly? Bad tinting job or are you just trying to look like the ever so handsome Draco."
Suddenly the two forms changed shape and rearranged themselves as…
"Parvati and
Lavender!" Harry shouted, "What are you doing in Crabbe and
Goyle's bodies?"
"Um Harry, we're sorry that you have a
crush on Draco but you see, we were trying to get closer to him and
maybe even get to know him better. This is all because we can't get
no!"
"What?" Harry exploded. "You knew I liked him yet you
pursued him none the less. You are friends of mine no more. Good
day!"
"But Harry…" they protested
"I said good day!" he yelled as he dove into the lake for another intimate meeting with the giant squid.