By: Jamaloo
Disclaimer: Of course I own it. And London. And the word 'snarky.'. And.. is dragged off by police
Okay, so I don't own it. Beanies.
A/N: This is probably going to be the only story I'll ever write on fan fiction. I'm more of a reviewer myself. I tend to stick to RP, it's easier. So forgive me if this stinks. All for IssaLee my favorite author on fan fiction. Much lorfles.
"You're such an asshole, Potter."
"Yes, but I'm a handsome, witty, charming asshole, Evans."
"Assholes can't be charming or witty, you idiot."
"Well then, I'm the exception, aren't I?"
"Not really, no. Now leave me alone—hey, stop that!" A stream of red sparks flew out of Lily Evans' wand and attacked a raven haired boy who had snaked an arm around her waist.
"BLOODY HELL!" he yelped, clutching his arm and staring in horror at the large welts that had appeared along it.
Lily smirked in satisfaction and, humming serenely, stalked out of the Gryffindor Common Room, leaving an amazed (if injured) James Potter in her wake.
"Well, honestly, James, you did act like a git back there. I would have done the same, you know," Remus Lupin said to a peeved James Potter.
"But did Jamesiepoo here make a move on you, Remus? Hey James—you aren't gay now, are you?" Sirius grinned wickedly at his two best friends.
"Hell no Padfoot! You dolt…." James scowled at his friend while absently twirling his wand like a baton.
Sensing his friend's emotions, Remus smiled crookedly and patted him on the back.
"You just need to be nice, James. Don't act like you do around most girls…Lily isn't one of your groupies," he said calmly.
"I've noticed," James replied grimly.
A/N: I know it's short, so sue me. Hahaha.. Sue. Mary Sue. Hahah? I'll write another chapter later today. Right now my hands are a bit numb.
Damn heating bills.
Please review, tell me what you think. If I don't 'get two reviews I won't continue. )