We fear that our time is drawing to a close. We have written up to Chapter 16 and will post it all but this story is almost officially over. You see 3 of us Marauders failed our Chemistry test and bloody Wormtail got 96. Prongs got 26 and Padfoot and Moony got 28. Needless to say we have been separated for the last two weeks before our exam. Yes we also only have two weeks until we become year 11's. YAY!

We plan to either continue the story until we start school next year (February) then end it and start a sequel. Or we could end it now and start the sequel this summer (December). It is your choice as this story is for your enjoyment. We want your opinion because it does count. Oh and by the way any of you that have msn add me (Prongs) because I need someone to talk to.

On with the Harry attacking and the Draco worshipping!

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Chapter 6

As Harry made his way back to the castle, with Courtney's business card (her g-string) in his pocket, he bumped into the one and only Colin Creevy. He was showing a file to Professor Snape.

"This one's only nine years old" said Colin.

Harry peered over and became sexually aroused by pornographic photos. Suddenly Draco came round the corner.

"Oi Potter, how'd you go?" Draco said as he brushed his blonde hair out of his eye, revealing a warm grey eye. He smiled, flashing bright white teeth, his muscles smooth all over his sexy body. –Padfoot and Moony (A note from Moony: OMG I think I'm gonna faint! That's the hottest image ever! swoon)

At that very moment, Fred and George (oh how I love them!) raced around the corner and stopped suddenly in front of Draco.

"Where have you been?" Draco enquired "I needed you half an hour ago!"

"We were just with Katie Bell and Angelina Johnson. When we heard you needed us we came running"

(Sorry 4.5 lines. I'm so shameful!  Prongs)

(Padfoot doesn't quite get the last insert and is establishing what may become a permanent case of writer's block. She is forced to –once again- forfeit her turn and hand writing over to Moony)

(Moony is in a different world right now, I'm in my fantasy. DO NOT DISTURB! I forfeit my turn)

"Well seeing as you were just doing a duty I will forgive you. But just this once"

"Oh thank you master Draco who is all that is hot and handsome. What can we do to repay you?"

"Well you could start by organising my 18th birthday party. I think a Rocky Horror theme is to be in order. You see 'I'm not much of a man by the light of day but by night I'm one hell of a lover' hahaha 'Don't get strung out by the way I look coz you know I'm the complete package"

Ladies flock to his sides

Harry says "I've been crushin' on a man with blonde hair and a tan (not!) and he's good for relieving some tension"

"What the fuck are you saying you pansy? There's no way I'd ever love you let alone be caught in the same room. Fred, George, girls…we're leaving!"

Draco exits, slamming door

(Prongs again…only coz every on else is learning!)

As Draco left the room Harry thought 'He's falling for it, he believes me. Dumbledore will be soooooo pleased!'

Harry exited the room, his deep green eyes shining handsomely through the dark passage.

(He's so gorgeous!-Wormtail)

(can't believe I'm typing this! Prongs)

(Lies make Baby Jesus cry- Moony)

(Lies? What Lies?-Wormtail)

(Harry Potter's face makes Baby Jesus cry. "Where did I go wrong?" he screams. –Moony)

(Draco Malfoy's face makes Baby Jesus go into an all famous 'Moony Trance'- Padfoot)

As Harry rushed down the corridor a painting of Baby Jesus stabbed him. Bleeding profusely from his groin ( Jesus is short) he was attacked by a vicious animal. (Fang)

And so, the dog (a.k.a. vicious animal a.k.a squid's husband) proceeded to give Harry diseases which must not be named. It was the least he could do for such a good friend. P.S. the squid is pregnant (and they might be Harry's) (Fang again)

(Padfoot is yet again stuck for ideas and is forfeiting her turn AGAIN! What's happening to me! She also could not bear to save Harry Potter's life-Padfoot)

Suddenly, Draco rounded the corner and wrestled the dog to death, saving Harry from death.

"Draco…you…you…you saved me"

Draco shrugged his shoulders "No big loss…it didn't work anyway!"

(ok Prongs has no idea what Moony and Padfoot are talking about so we'll just keep going shall we?)

(Moony and Padfoot)

He was still diseased.

"Um Harry…"

"Yes!"

"What? I didn't ask anything!"

"Oh, yeah righte…"

"Well I think I might sort of love Hermione" Draco shrugged "Could you help me?"

Harry burst into tears.(Fang)

"Of course not you thief, she's mine!" Harry screeched.

"Not anymore toots" Draco replied "she's already waiting to 'tutor' me in the room of requirement. I'd better get going or she might settle for second best. You know her-even you would do she's that desperate."(Prongs)

Suddenly Harry broke into song. "Ain't I rough enough, ohhh ain't I rich enough, ohhh ain't I hard enough? I'll never be your beast of burden, I walk a mile, my feet are hurting" (For all of those naïve people that song is 'Beast of Burden' by the Rolling Stones. Good song, good song. I KNOW IT'S ONLY ROCK N ROLL BUT I LIKE IT!- Moony)

Harry watched as Draco entered the Room of Requirement.

"Hermione no!" screamed the desperate and disgusting Harry. "I love you! What about poor little me!"

Draco smirked as he closed the door behind him

Inside the Room of Requirement sat Hermione with a questioning look on her face

"What did Harry want?" she asked, sitting down on the king size, satin-sheeted bed.

"He professed his love for you, but that doesn't matter does it?"

"Of course not. I'm yours for ever right?" (Prongs)

"Wow" gasped Hermione after 22 hours of passion "That was fantastic!"

Draco smirked. "Oh I know I am the god of sex after all. The only annoying thing was the noise Harry was making outside. Something about not…(ok, ran out of room and ideas. Padfoot please finish! Ha! Draco can last 22 hours, Harry can last 22 seconds! Hehe love Moony)

(Harry would be lucky to last 22 seconds…lol…it's more like 2.2 seconds!- Padfoot) "Something about not having a brain…and I think he sais 'I can't get no!' which is probably true!"

Hermione giggled. "Oh you bad, bad man! Shut up and come here!" She yelled as they got back into the satin sheets.

(Poor Draco- Padfoot)

Ok we may not be back until the 1st of December as we have exams and I am currently sneaking computer usage while my parents are out (they think I'm studying…FAT CHANCE!) I promise I will post up to Chapter 10 by the 4th of December.

Lots of Love

Prongs and the Marauders