FYI- for those of you who haven't readLove Changes You, Jahi is Seto and Ishizu's oldest son. He is 5 years old at this time. Sagira is their younger daughter, who is 3. Seto and Ishizu are still newlyweds, having only been married for about a year. They live with Marik. Finally Marik and Bakura (Yami Bakura) have a close friendship that Seto has always found disturbing.

Chapter 1: Questions

"Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes!" A female's voice panted, echoing through the wall. The sound of a headboard thumping against it could be heard in the room, which shared that wall. "Aye, aye, aye…" the voice continued to cry.

Throughout the night, the sound of a male's voice moaning grew louder and louder, becoming harder to ignore. However, Jahi Kaiba tried his best to do just that. He sat on his little sister's bed, trying to coax her to sleep. He understood what his parents were doing in the other room, but 3-year-old Sagira did not.

"Jahi! We have to do something! Mama and Baba are getting eate'd by a monster!" The toddler continued to whine. Jahi felt sorry for her ignorance.

"No they're not Sagira. Mama and Baba are doing grown up things. Just go to sleep! Please! Jahi was tired and wished that his parents would be done soon.

Suddenly the moaning and crying grew louder and with more intensity. "OH… OH…. ISHIZU! Oh, OH…. FUCK…"

Sagira started to sob and wiggled desperately from her bed. When Jahi attempted to grab her, she pulled away in frenzy. "Stop! I have to save Mama and Baba from the Fuck monster!"

Jahi stopped dead in his tracks, looking as his sister ran towards his parent's room, with a stunned expression. He muffled an attempt to laugh at her choice of wording. He snorted a bit and tried to leave it at that. He didn't want his father to see him laughing when he came storming out of his room with a bed sheet wrapped about his lower half.

"Mama, Baba I…" Sagira charged into the room without warning and stopped immediately when she saw the sight. It took Seto and Ishizu a moment to register what had just happened. Sagira's mouth was agape and her eyes were wide in a mixture of shock and fear.

"SAGIRA!" Seto yelled at her. Ishizu was too embarrassed and surprised to say anything. Sagira's face immediately distorted and she wailed at him.

"STOP IT!" She screamed. Her voice pierced through all the walls of the mansion. Sagira ran over to the bed and started to hit him relentlessly with her tiny hands. "GET OFF MAMA! STOP IT! LEAVE 'ER ALONE! STOP! GET OFF! DON'T HURT MY MAMA!"

Seto hastily removed his hands from Ishizu's wrists and was trying to grab her hands. "SAGIRA STOP, NOW!" He yelled at her.

"NOOO! DON"T HURT 'ER!" She continued to scream. When Seto finally caught her hands, she wailed. Sagira pulled away with all her might and ran to her room in tears.

"Damn it!" Seto growled to himself, getting off of Ishizu and finding his pants.

"This isn't good." Ishizu mumbled to him, searching for a nightie to put on as well. "I think I should talk to her first." She sighed, pulling her nightie on.

"Whatever!" Seto mumbled as he zipped up the pants he had been wearing that day.

"You need a minute to cool down." She continued. Before heading out of the room, Ishizu gave Seto a small kiss. "Here's to parenthood."

"It sucks." Seto mumbled.

As they walked into Sagira's room they saw her clinging to Jahi for dear life. Poor, exhausted Jahi stroked her head with care, still looking half asleep and desperate. "Sorry Ba, sorry Ma." He said distantly. "I tried to stop her but she wouldn't listen. She thought you were being attacked by the 'Fuck Monster'." Jahi tried to hold in a grin.

"The what?" They asked in unison.

"She came up with it. Don't ask how."

"No!" Sagira whimpered into her brother's shoulder. "Baba is the Fuck Monster! Don't let him hurt me Jahi! Please." She cried piteously.

Ishizu walked over to the bed, leaving Seto to stand by the doorway. She gathered the girl into her arms and rocked her back and forth. "Shhh! Sagira, don't cry." She half whispered in a soothing tone.

Sagira wrapped her arms tightly around her mother, almost protectively. "I don't want the Fuck Monster to hurt you anymore, Mama!" She then directed her attention towards her father. "You can't hurt Mama anymore!" She gave him a cold glare.

Seto was taken aback. Sagira wasn't the type of girl that ever glared at him like that. Her eyes were such perfect duplicates of his own that she appeared to be doing his signature look. Her protective nature towards her family decreased any doubts in his mind that she was a full-bred Kaiba.

Ishizu carried Sagira back to her bed and sat her down on her lap. "You can go to sleep Jahi." She told her half awake son.

"Yeah, go on now. You have things to do in the morning." Seto added from the doorway.

"Okay. 'Night Ma, Ba." And with that, Jahi left the room to get some well-deserved rest.

By this time, Sagira had calmed down slightly, having her mother beside her. "Baba's a bad person. He hurt you really bad Mama?"

"Sagira, Baba wasn't doing anything bad…"

"Damn straight! I'd say I was 'hittin' that' nicely." He grumbled.

"See! He was hitting you!" She chirped becoming excitable. "You won't hurt Mama anymore!" She yelled at him but was silenced.

"Shush Sagira. People are trying to sleep. Like I said, Baba wasn't doing anything bad."

"Then, what were you doing that he would hit you?" She asked. Her natural curiosity caused her calm down dramatically.

"Well…" Ishizu struggled, trying to find a way to explain it to a 3 year old. She turned to Seto for help but received nothing. "We were… fooling around."

"That's a nice way to put it." Seto mocked. Sagira seemed unaffected by the remark and Ishizu tried again.

"We were doing something fun for parents to do. We were… fooling around. Like… like… you and uncle Marik do, or…

"That perverted dog your uncle drags in all the time and everything that moves"

"Bakura!" Sagira chimed, having almost completely forgotten about giving him the cold shoulder.

"Anyway, it's like that except it's different."

"Oh!" Sagira said, still looking very confused. "Then why was Baba yelling and why were you crying?"

"Uh… well you know when you're playing with Jahi and he tickles you too much and you laugh so much that you cry? It's like that."

"Oh, I get it." She said without much confidence on her face. "Sorry Baba."

"You're not very good at this." He half whispered to Ishizu. "Sagira come with me, we're going downstairs."

Sagira cautiously walked to the doorway and took his hand. Before leaving Seto turned back to Ishizu. "I guess it's my turn now. Don't worry I'll straighten her out."

"Just be careful what you say to her."

"Ishizu, I know what I'm doing. I talked to Jahi remember."

"Jahi knows way too much. A little while ago he asked if we were planning to have another baby or if we were just horny. Tell me why our 5-year-old son knows the word horny." Seto grinned. "Just be careful. Don't be so blunt!" But before she could get out another word, they were gone.