A still reasonably sober Ron had circled the common room about three times searching for Harry and Hermione, who had last been seen extremely pissed sucking each others insides out with their mouths.

He was just walking past the portrait hole when someone came through it. Draco stood in between the common room and the portarit and Ron shouted to himself 'what the fuck is he doing here?' Malfoy stepped into the common room closely followed by his cronies Vincent 'short and stubby' Crabbe and Gregory 'Gorilla in robes' Goyle.

"Well if it isn't the Gag me with a spoon snog fest or should I say feast" Crabbe and Goyle sniggered at this "Oh, look weasel looks like you're one of the only ones not eating someone else's face, we'll no surprise there" then he added sarcastically holding up the cartons of home-brew he was carrying "but if we can get some of this stuff into those girls and if they get so drunk they can't see straight - which is what happens in most cases - you might get that kiss you've waited your whole life for" then he walked off.

"Asshole" said Ron menacingly but Draco didn't hear him he was in the middle of the already 'off their faces' crowd flinging bottles of drink - which Ron supposed he had spiked him self - to anyone and everyone within his reach.

For some reason Ron couldn't help thinking was Malfoy right?? Maybe girls were only going to look at him if they couldn't see him properly because he knew he wasn't the most good looking or popular or even known guy in school, the most known was likely to be Harry everyone knew him, and he had once heard Hermione slip that Malfoy was 'DAMN HOT' and he probably was the way he strutted round the place like he did - but guys weren't supposed to think about how cute their worst enemy's were even if they were a bit drunk.