Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh. So that means don't sue me.
Kill Anzu
Summary: Kaiba is dieing and now it's up to Jonouchi to fulfill his friend's last wish; to kill Anzu! I titled it after Kill Bill, but I've never seen it before so don't think this is a parody of it. This story is taken by Jonouchi's point of view. (Or POV)
I was just taking a walk, you know the usual thing. I had my bag of donuts and I was heading home. It was about 9:36 pm, dark, and humid. As I passed 32nd street on my way home I saw flashing lights and commotion.
"What happened?" I mumbled to one of the watchers as I shoved a glazed donut my mouth. She didn't answer so I pushed my way through some more people till I finally reached the yellow "caution" tape. A police man was blocking what looked like a body.
"Excuse me sir, but what happened," I asked to the Police guard. He just grunted and gestured me away. I leaned over to the side to examine the bloody body. It looked familiar, it looked like.....Kaiba! The next morning I went to the local hospital to find out what happened last night.
"Please miss, I have to find out what happened to my friend!"
"I'm sorry, but that information is classified. The patient can't remember what happened. He's in critical care. I can send you in with a doctor to look at him if you want," said a middle-aged, puffy- haired blonde secretary as she chewed her cinnamon bubble gum.
"Yes ma'am" I muttered as I looked down. A few minutes later a doctor walked by and ushered me to come with him. He led me to a fairly normal sized hospital room. Kaiba was lying there with some tubes attached to him as well as bandaged from head to toe. I smiled and he looked up at me. He shooed the doctor away and surprisingly her left.
"What happened" I questioned as I sat down by a chair next to him.
Kaiba struggled to sit up and looked me straight in the eye and said, "Anzu, she...it's...her...fault."
"Don't strain yourself," I yelled as I almost jumped out of my chair. He laid back and as his eyes began to close I felt sick in the stomach.
I held his hand as he managed to say, "Anzu...she did this. Please, it was a drive-by-shooting. Don't tell anyone. Please...as one last wish I beg you to kill Anzu!"
He grabbed a part of his chest as he sat up and coughed. He seemed already badly sick even before the incident. I couldn't believe what was happening. It was then I realized what Anzu had done. I stood out of my chair and clenched my hand in a fist.
"Kaiba, I will take care of Anzu for you. Even if it means my own life," I said as I exited. I left the hospital and headed straight home. If I was going to do this I needed equipment.
As I passed by Yugi's game shop I paused for a minute, and then entered. I walked straight up to the counter. Yugi's grandpa was at the countered and seemed worried of my sternness.
"Yes, how may I help you Jonouchi," Grandpa said.
"I need....equipment," I said as I eyed the story of its emptiness. Grandpa opened the door that lead to behind the counter as he too eyed the empty building.
I went to a back room and grandpa looked high up on a shelf and brought down a shoe box. He lifted the lid to reveal various assortments of illegal drugs.
"No, I mean equipment like weapons and stuff for a man hunt." I whispered. Grandpa in his now startled state search for another shoe box. This box was full of various sex toys.
"I want guns and weapons for violence not sex!" I yelled. Grandpa, now tired of this handed me a gun and some black leather.
"50,000 yen," Grandpa said as he held out his hand. I paid him and took my "supplies" back home.
When I got home I squeezed into my leather jumpsuit. I didn't feel like a murderer, but when I held my new gun my pride rose again. My other equipment included some rope, silly string, and pointy objects.
I was all ready for the hunt. Now I had to make a snazzy exit. I jumped out the apartment window onto another building. It was night of course so no one could see me. I glanced up at the stars and thought.
"I'm coming for you Anzu. You hurt my friend and now you'll pay!"
Kill Anzu
Summary: Kaiba is dieing and now it's up to Jonouchi to fulfill his friend's last wish; to kill Anzu! I titled it after Kill Bill, but I've never seen it before so don't think this is a parody of it. This story is taken by Jonouchi's point of view. (Or POV)
I was just taking a walk, you know the usual thing. I had my bag of donuts and I was heading home. It was about 9:36 pm, dark, and humid. As I passed 32nd street on my way home I saw flashing lights and commotion.
"What happened?" I mumbled to one of the watchers as I shoved a glazed donut my mouth. She didn't answer so I pushed my way through some more people till I finally reached the yellow "caution" tape. A police man was blocking what looked like a body.
"Excuse me sir, but what happened," I asked to the Police guard. He just grunted and gestured me away. I leaned over to the side to examine the bloody body. It looked familiar, it looked like.....Kaiba! The next morning I went to the local hospital to find out what happened last night.
"Please miss, I have to find out what happened to my friend!"
"I'm sorry, but that information is classified. The patient can't remember what happened. He's in critical care. I can send you in with a doctor to look at him if you want," said a middle-aged, puffy- haired blonde secretary as she chewed her cinnamon bubble gum.
"Yes ma'am" I muttered as I looked down. A few minutes later a doctor walked by and ushered me to come with him. He led me to a fairly normal sized hospital room. Kaiba was lying there with some tubes attached to him as well as bandaged from head to toe. I smiled and he looked up at me. He shooed the doctor away and surprisingly her left.
"What happened" I questioned as I sat down by a chair next to him.
Kaiba struggled to sit up and looked me straight in the eye and said, "Anzu, she...it's...her...fault."
"Don't strain yourself," I yelled as I almost jumped out of my chair. He laid back and as his eyes began to close I felt sick in the stomach.
I held his hand as he managed to say, "Anzu...she did this. Please, it was a drive-by-shooting. Don't tell anyone. Please...as one last wish I beg you to kill Anzu!"
He grabbed a part of his chest as he sat up and coughed. He seemed already badly sick even before the incident. I couldn't believe what was happening. It was then I realized what Anzu had done. I stood out of my chair and clenched my hand in a fist.
"Kaiba, I will take care of Anzu for you. Even if it means my own life," I said as I exited. I left the hospital and headed straight home. If I was going to do this I needed equipment.
As I passed by Yugi's game shop I paused for a minute, and then entered. I walked straight up to the counter. Yugi's grandpa was at the countered and seemed worried of my sternness.
"Yes, how may I help you Jonouchi," Grandpa said.
"I need....equipment," I said as I eyed the story of its emptiness. Grandpa opened the door that lead to behind the counter as he too eyed the empty building.
I went to a back room and grandpa looked high up on a shelf and brought down a shoe box. He lifted the lid to reveal various assortments of illegal drugs.
"No, I mean equipment like weapons and stuff for a man hunt." I whispered. Grandpa in his now startled state search for another shoe box. This box was full of various sex toys.
"I want guns and weapons for violence not sex!" I yelled. Grandpa, now tired of this handed me a gun and some black leather.
"50,000 yen," Grandpa said as he held out his hand. I paid him and took my "supplies" back home.
When I got home I squeezed into my leather jumpsuit. I didn't feel like a murderer, but when I held my new gun my pride rose again. My other equipment included some rope, silly string, and pointy objects.
I was all ready for the hunt. Now I had to make a snazzy exit. I jumped out the apartment window onto another building. It was night of course so no one could see me. I glanced up at the stars and thought.
"I'm coming for you Anzu. You hurt my friend and now you'll pay!"