Author's Notes- And so I decided to change 'Deceiving' into 'Disturbing' because it fitted better.
Warnings- HP6 never happened so in a way it's AU. Extreme OOC-ness, but hey, we never know what goes through Draco Malfoy's head! Draco x Harry fic, slash. Humour.
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Draco Malfoy's Disturbing Personality
Chapter Two
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Thought Fifty Five-
Once upon a time, long, long ago there lived a boy… who got pissed off because the so-called Dark Lord decided to change his dinner plans at the last minute because he broke a nail.
Thought Fifty Six-
That little bugger! I destroyed my beautiful Harry potter pictures because of him!
Grrrr!
Thought Fifty Seven-
When I was seven I wanted to be a pilot.
Then my father cancelled Sky Television and said only Muggles wasted their time on cable TV.
Personally I believe he was just jealous that the Muggle device got more attention from me than he did.
Thought Fifty Eight-
Johnny Bravo was one weird kid's show. Powerpuff Girls was just dodgy.
Scooby-doo was an all time favourite!
Thought Fifty Nine-
Dude! Why am I rambling on about Muggle cartoons?
I always wanted a computer.
And then I got one for my tenth birthday.
Thought Sixty-
Although daddy only bought it because he got interested and wanted to try it out…
I have MSN.
What's yours?
Thought Sixty One-
Potter is Muggle.
Muggles came up with computers.
And the Internet.
And MSN.
Thought Sixty Two-
…….
Wait a minute…
Click
Thought Sixty Three-
OH MY HOLINESS!
Must get Harry-darling's MSN email thingy!
Thought Sixty Four-
Why didn't I think of this sooner?
Thought Sixty Five-
"Draco, why are you banging you head against the piano?"
"I am not!"
Thought Sixty Six-
"Draco Malfoy!"
"What is it father?"
"Stop trying to smash the wall with your head!"
"Sorry father."
Thought Sixty Seven-
"I thought I told you once before Draco! Stop trying to give yourself a concussion! School can't be that bad!"
Silence.
"Forget I mentioned anything. What with you going to Hogwarts… and Harry Potter attending that God forsaken place."
"…"
Thought Sixty Eight-
I wanna be in Gryffindor!
GRYFFINDOR ALL DA WAY DUDE!
Thought Sixty Nine-
Oh.
My.
God.
Thought Seventy-
I have officially lost it.
I did not just say 'GRYFFINDOR ALL DA WAY DUDE!'
Thought Seventy One-
Holy Merlin on a plane!
I did just say 'GRYFFINDOR ALL DA WAY DUDE!'
Thought Seventy Two-
That's it.
No more Muggle movies for me.
Thought Seventy Three-
"Draco, your friend is here."
"Okay mother—Blaise! The fxxx? What are you doing here?"
"Visiting."
Thought Seventy Four-
"The hell you are! Go home!"
"No. Wanna watch a movie?"
"No!"
Thought Seventy Five-
"What movie is it?"
"Moon Child."
"…"
Thought Seventy Six-
Hold it.
Hold it.
Hold it.
DAMNIT!
HOLD IT!
Thought Seventy Seven-
I will not scream.
I will not scream.
I will not scream.
I will not squeal.
I will not squeal.
I will not squeal.
Thought Seventy Eight-
OH MY HOLINESS! MOON CHILD! EEEEeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!
"Are you alright?"
MOON CHILD! MOONCHILD! MOON CHILD! MOON CHILD!
Explodes.
Thought Seventy Nine-
"Blaise, what did you give my son?"
"Nothing Mrs. Malfoy."
"Are you sure?"
"Of course I am, your son just suddenly lost it and…"
MOON CHILD! MOON CHILD! GACKT! HYDE! WANG LEE HOM! ASIANS IN LEATHER! OH MY GACKTINESS! MOON CHILD! MOON CHILD!
"And he's just bouncing off the walls like a total maniac?"
"Yeah pretty much Mr. Malfoy."
"Alright then. You two go play nicely upstairs."
"Yes sir! Ma'am!"
Thought Seventy Nine-
"DRACO MALFOY!"
Eeep!
"Why aren't you talking?"
"OWWWW! Let me go! What are you doing?"
"Dragging you upstairs, what does it look like?"
"…"
Thought Eighty-
"…"
Drag, drag…
"OH MY GOD! MUMMY! DADDY! BLAISE IS GONNA RAPE ME!"
"OH for the love of—"
WHACK!
Thought Eighty One-
Moon Child! Moon Child! Moon Child!
"Draco?"
"Yeah?"
"Stop daydreamingand put this into the DVD player."
"Okay."
Thought Eighty Two-
"WIDESCREEN MOON CHILD!"
"GAH! DRACO! SHUT UP!"
"…"
Thought Eighty Three-
"HYDE! OH MY GOD, BLAISE, DID YOU SEE HIM?"
"Yes Draco, I did indeed."
Sigh.
Thought Eighty Four-
"LITTLE SHO! Awwwwwwww KAWAII!"
"…"
"LOOKIE BLAISE! GACKT'S ON! GUNS!"
"…"
"KAWAII! GA-KU-TO-SAN, AISHITERU!"
"…Draco?"
"Hai?"
"Are you speaking Japanese?"
"…Wow… I'm speaking Japanese! Wah! HYDE!"
Thought Eighty Five-
Intense concentration at the television. Or in Blaise's case, moving pictures with androgynous guys.
"I did not know Draco could speak Japanese..."
Thought Eighty Six-
WAH! Did you see that? HYDE just reloaded Gackt's gun!
"Wah! Spinning Gackt! Go Gackt!"
"What. The. Hell? Who the hell are you talking about?"
"Gackt! The human! You know, the guy who plays Sho?"
"…And who's HYDE playing?"
Thought Eighty Seven-
"…The vampire! Aren't you paying attention?"
"Yeah I am! I just know their screen names for this movie. And it's like… Moon Child… what a Matrix rip-off!"
"…Well at least this is realistic!"
"Realistic! What have you been smoking! Look at the vampire! You call that realistic?"
"…Well at least they have limited guns and bullets!"
"Oh for the—"
"Sssssssh!"
Thought Eighty Eight-
Sigh… Gackt… the moon…
Oh this movie is so cool!
I want to watch this with Harry. XD.
GASP! AH!
Thought Eighty Nine-
"Draco?"
"WHAT!"
"…Why are you crying?"
Sniff.
Sniff.
Thought Ninety-
Sob.
Gasp.
Sniff.
"Stop shaking your head! Why are you crying?"
"WHAT? MY BABY IS CRYING?"
"No! No Mrs Malfoy! It's alright, Draco's just a bit emotional right now; I think it's the movie."
"WAH! BLAISE!"
It's so sad!
"…"
Thought Ninety One-
"Shit damn, how long is this movie anyway Draco? Do you know?"
"Yeah, it's an hour, fifty nine minutes and fifty three seconds."
"…"
Thought Ninety Two-
"Draco? Draco? What the hell… why are you bawling?"
"I am not!"
Torrents of tears.
Thought Ninety Three-
"It's so sad! He died, then he died, then he died! Then… then… he died, and he died, and the guy died, and then…"
"What are you talking about?"
Torrents of tears.
Thought ninety Four-
I want Harry.
"Excuse me? Did you say something?"
"MOON CHILD IS SO SAD!"
"…"
"Wah, Gackt is so cool…"
"This has gotta be a dream. This is a dream. I did not come to the Malfoy Manor, I did not borrow Moon Child off a Gackt fan and I did not sit down and watch Moon Child with Draco. Draco did not act like a total fan-boy, which he is but that's beside my sanity. I am not sitting beside a Draco Malfoy who is Lucius Malfoy's son and who has been crying for what… the past thirteen minutes and twenty-six seconds… no, he has been bawling. And… and… oh gods…"
Thought Ninety Five-
Gackt… Gackt… HYDE…
Oh my goodness… wow… he's so stupid! Why are you so stubborn!
Sniff.
Sob.
Torrents of tears.
WHY?
WHY?
Don't do that!
Don't!
HE'S LYING!
DON'T!
Television: 'Three… Two… One, BANG!'
NOO!
Torrents of tears.
Thought Ninety Six-
"Draco, have you been on drugs?"
"WAH! SO SAD!"
"…I seriously need to be paid to be your friend."
"GACKT! HYDE! I'm gonna have a breakdown."
"Draco, why the hell would you know about Japanese Muggle stars?"
"They are J-ROCKERS! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT! …WAH! So sad…"
Thought Ninety Seven-
"I can't believe you are someone who is expected to be a cold hearted, uncaring, level headed Slytherin."
Sniff.
Thought Ninety Eight-
"Has my son been crying over Muggle movies again?"
"No Mr. Malfoy, he's been bawling over J-ROCKERS in Moon Child."
"J-what?"
"J-Rocker sir. A Japanese rock star."
Thought Ninety Nine-
"…Narcissa!"
"Yes dear?"
"Would you care to—"
"OH MY HOLY MERLIN! IS THAT GACKT?"
"Oh dear lord…"
"THAT IS GACKT! Oh… and HYDE TOO!"
"Oh my gods…"
"Oh is that Moon Child? IT'S MOON CHILD!"
"What am I going to tell Lord Voldemort?"
"Nothing Mr. Malfoy. This will never be released into the public."
"You're a good lad Blaise. A good lad indeed. Now why don't you run along home and save your sanity?"
Gackt- A Japanese musician. He has the most heavenly music.
HYDE- Another Japanese musician. He's adorably cute as in the childish way.
Wang Lee Hom- He's a Taiwanese artist.
Gackt and HYDE both starred in the movie: Moon Child with Wang Lee Hom. It is originally in Japanese language but has the occasional Mandarin conversations and some Cantonese and English and Taiwanese. It has English subtitles.
Author's Notes- See? I wasn't joking when I said 'Extreme OOC-ness'. Review and you get the next chapter.