The Triangle of Trouble
"How big is big?" asked Kama.
" 'Bout to find out." Said Will.
They all walked in after the door was shut Norrington turned to Jack, "Mr. Sparrow…."
"Captain." Said Jack and Nicole at the same.
Jack gave Nicole a grin and a wink then turned to Norrington, "Well Commodore?"
"Captain Sparrow I had hoped that you would be able to assist in the capture of a dangerous fugitive."
"Now tell me Commodore why would I want to do ye such a grand favor?" asked Jack.
"You would be granted clemency on all charges you have acquired in Port Royal and all other English land and territories." Said Norrington growled through his teeth.
"As well as a small sum of gold." He added.
"Wow." Murmured Nicole.
"Well who is this lovely chap?" asked Jack.
They must be terribly interesting gentlemen if you are asking lil' ol' me to get into the mix." Said Jack with a cocky smirk.
"I would like it to be know that I don't think we should be having this conversation."
"Because you think once a pirate always a pirate." Said Jack.
"Indeed." Said Norrington tightly. Nicole couldn't keep the grin from her face the way Jack was leading Norrington around.
"Now what be these gents' names?" asked Jack with a faint grin on his lips.
" Guilleum."
"French eh, invented parle. Now what would my first mate Will be getting out of this little adventure?"
Norrington looked over his shoulder at Will, "I am sure that we could come up with something."
Jack stood as did Norrington after a small stare down Jack held out his hand, "Agreed,"
"I shall come over in an hours time with the rest of the information." Said Norrington walking to the door.
"Two more things." Said Jack.
Kama and Nicole had to fight the laughter at Norrington's red angry face. "What?"
"First I want you to buy me a hat a nice big one with a feather."
"And?" Norrington's knuckles were white on the door handle.
"That you take Nicole and Kama back to Port Royal with you and make sure they are taken care of."
" It'll be a cold day in hell before that happens." At the same time Kama said, "There is no way in heaven or hell that'll happen." The five men in the room gave them shocked looks.
"Jack close your mouth you look like a fish out of water." Said Nicole.
"You too Will." Added Kama.
"Never 'eard a lass like you with suck a mouth." Said Jack.
"Aye." Agreed Will.
"Well that's all fine and dandy but Nicole and I are not leaving this ship." Said Kama crossing her arms across her chest.
"You'd be much safer there." Said Jack.
"Like hell we will." Said Kama.
"Alright everyone just calm down. Commodore you can go back to the Dauntless and come back in an hour."
After the Commodore and his men left Nicole turned around, "Jack we aren't leaving you'll need our help."
"Really?" he asked with a raised brow.
"Think about it you and Will are to well know in Tortuga to much to do any undercover work. However they don't know Kama or me so we could get all the information, because I am quite sure you can't trust this with anyone else in your crew." Said Nicole pacing like she was thinking of a plan.
"She does have a point Jack." Said Will.
"Who said anything about Tortuga?" asked Jack watching Nicole pace.
"Come on Jack. It's Tortuga the best place for a pirate, it has rum, and women." Said Nicole grinning at the dreamy look on Jack's face.
"Tortuga." Smiled Jack.
A few days later in Tortuga. Jack 'borrowed' some dresses for Kama and Nicole to wear. Guilleum is basically just like Barbossa only worse and French.
"Jack we look stupid in the dresses!" said Nicole from behind the door.
"It can't be that bad luv." Said Jack for the hundredth time.
They had been waiting for Nicole for about ten minutes now, "Nicole get out here before Jack and I come in and drag you out." Said Kama impatiently.
The door slowly opened and Nicole came out looking very annoyed and pissed off, "Looks fine luv." grinned Jack walking up and putting his arm around Nicole's waist.
"Let's get this over with." Said Kama holding Will's arm. The couples walked off the Pearl and into the streets of Tortuga. There were several times when the girls had to push a drunken pirate off of them.
They were outside a particularly rowdy establishment when a small woman with a deep green brothel dress walked up to Jack and Nicole. " 'ello Tabby." Smiled Jack.
The woman gave Jack an annoyed smile, "Who be she?" Before Jack could reply the woman raised her left hand but before it came into contact with Jack's face Nicole grabbed he wrist.
"I know you were not about to hit him now where you?" asked Nicole.
Tabby tried to pull her wrist away but Nicole didn't let go, "Well?"
"No I wasn't." spat Tabby. Nicole let go of the woman's wrist but she wasn't done with Nicole, the woman's right hand slapped Nicole.
"That was a big mistake." Said Kama taking a step back.
Nicole looked at Tabby then at Jack, "She hit me!"
"Aye." Said Jack not sure what to expect. Nicole turned back to the woman and slapped her hand into the woman's face.
Tabby held her cheek where there was a large red mark, "You'll regret that."
"Bring it on blondie." Said Nicole holding up her fist but the woman walked away.
"Way to go Nicole now can we get going?" asked Kama.
"Yea where do we start?" asked Nicole looking at Jack.
"Let's start with the Rum Inn." Said Jack putting an arm around Nicole's waist.
"That's a real creative name." said Kama sarcastically.
They walked into the bar and a drunken pirate fell onto Kama and she gave him a sound kick where the sun doesn't shine. "What do we do Jack?" asked Nicole.
"Go play nice with the more drunk pirates and ask 'em some questions." Said Jack.
"And how do we get the attentions of said pirates, oh great one." Asked Kama.
"That way." ginned Jack pointing at a very drunk woman sitting on a piano and another woman on a stage. They were both singing off key and sounded very drunk and did not look like they could dance for much longer.
"You want us to go up there and sing?" asked Nicole looking a Jack like he was crazy.
"And dance." He added grinning.
With that he and Will left and walked to the bar.
"Bloody pirates." Muttered Nicole.