To my readers: Hehehe, I'm BAA-ACK! I couldn't forget you guys! I was flattered when I read my glorious reviews; y'all really know how to get a girl to update!

Big thanks to Danica Blake, LadyRinUchiha, DarkInuHanyou, RinCutie7455, and Anime-Lover09. I enjoyed your comments, and I have to agree with the majority of you all; InuYasha can be pretty funny (and cute) as a hentai. (big grin, and sweatdrop). I'll be sure to keep him as such.

Now…Time for the chappie to begin!

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Hitting Where it Hurts Most

InuYasha blearily opened his eyes, feeling pissed off on such a nice morning. He looked around to find Sesshomaru sleeping against a tree, looking utterly peaceful in the bright light peeking through the leaves and branches.

But the sight of Sesshomaru just managed to piss the hanyou off further.

An idea struck him, and if lightbulbs had been invented back then, InuYasha would've imagined one over his head.

InuYasha rummaged through Kagome's gigantic bag, and found a can of shaving cream. He squirted some out, and grinned evilly at the contents. Perfect for his plan. He rummaged some more, and found some silly string, makeup, and toilet paper.

After InuYasha had preformed his makeover on his brother, he pulled out the shaving cream. He carefully squirted some in Sesshy's hand, and then tickled Sesshomaru on the nose with a handy stick.

"SPLAT!"

InuYasha ran and scaled a nearby tree, hiding from his brother for the time being.

Sesshomaru opened his eyes, only to have the strange goop temporarily blind him. He wiped the offending goo off of his face, and surveyed it. It smelled strange, even to his weak human nose, and part of it was foam, the other some sort of gel. Sesshomaru went off to the nearby creek to wash the substance off.

InuYasha braced himself, as Sesshomaru peered into the water's surface.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

"INUYASHA!"

Kagome woke with a start, and opened her eyes as the former demon lord stomped back into camp. She stifled a giggle, as the rest of the group woke as well, and gaped at Sesshomaru.

His black hair was filled with pink and blue silly string, coating his head like a multi-colored spider web. More silly string and bits of toilet paper covered his clothing.

But worst of all, his whole face was covered in makeup. Lipstick was smeared on his cheeks and nose, different blushes colored his pale face, but also made it look splotchy, and mascara had been put on his eyebrows, making them look thick and clumpy. Shaving cream still resided on his forehead, where he had smacked himself with his hand.

Although Kagome tried to hold in her giggles, Shippo, Rin, and Leiko had no such restraint. They laughed outright and loudly. Jaken had the sense to look regretful for his lord, but the corners of his mouth kept twitching, giving his mirth away. Even Ah-Un let out a bark-like burst of laughter, which surprised Kagome, to say the least.

Sesshomaru growled at the children, but in his human form his growl sounded very pathetic.

Finally he turned to Kagome.

"Where's that damned brother of mine. He just dug his grave and carved his tombstone."

"InuYasha…? I have no idea…but there's a good way to find out!" Kagome hastily added as Sesshomaru advanced towards her.

"InuYasha, SIT!" InuYasha briefly cursed Kagome as he hit the ground with a muffled "THUMP".

Sesshomaru strode purposefully to his younger brother, who was silently saying a string of curses at Kagome…and all her ancestors…and her future posterity.

"Well little brother, your wench seems to have a good control on you. That should be very helpful later on. But that's right, you'll be dead by then. To bad a good subduing word has to go to waste."

InuYasha jumped to his feet, and stared his brother down.

"Now, die." And Sesshomaru charged at his brother, fingers outstretched, as though he was preparing to claw InuYasha. InuYasha raised his eyebrows, and dodged Sesshomaru at the last minute, tripping him in the process.

"That all ya got?"

Sesshomaru pushed himself off the ground, hating his new form. He stood still for a moment, and then resorted to a dirty trick.

He lunged for InuYasha, as if he was going to punch him, but instead kicked him where it hurt most.

InuYasha gasped, as pain beyond belief filled him. He fell instantly, curling into a little ball, and slowly rocking. Sesshomaru smirked, feeling like he was superior once more. Suddenly, something hit him on his head. Someone had thrown a rock.

"Sesshomaru, you big, fat JERK! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO INUYASHA!" Kagome tackled him from behind, and began punching his face.

After several bruises, and a harsh black eye, Kagome decided that Sesshomaru had gotten enough, and hurried to InuYasha.

"Are you okay?" She muttered, laying a hand on InuYasha's back.

"That fucking bastard can kick hard." InuYasha gasped out, momentarily looking at Kagome, before returning to his rocking. Kagome hugged the poor guy, then looked over at Sesshomaru, to see that he had disappeared.

"He went back to the creek to wash off." Rin helpfully supplied. She looked worriedly at Inu. "Will he be okay?"

"Yea, he's a hanyou, he'll probably be okay in a little while. But for now, let's just leave him alone; he's in great pain. The one thing you need to know about guys, Rin, is that if you kick them in one certain place…well, let's just say that every guy in existence will go weak at the knees."

InuYasha agreed with a low moan.

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Sesshomaru lagged behind the others, scowling as everyone crowded around InuYasha, leaving him to tend his own wounds. The whole group had shunned him, telling him that Kagome was well within her own right, and that he deserved every punch.

Okay, so he had to admit, it was kind of harsh to kick any male in that area, and completely underhanded, but Sesshomaru wasn't exactly at his most powerful at the moment, and wanted InuYasha to pay for humiliating him.

Sesshomaru was getting quite fed up with the attentions Inu was getting. Rin had even picked him flowers, and Shippo was acting quiet for a change. Leiko seemed even more attached to InuYasha, and Kagome was hovering nearby, chatting easily with him, but barely managing to keep that worried look off of her face.

Only Jaken and Ah-Un stayed by Sesshomaru's side, but this was even worse. Jaken wouldn't stop his incessant chatter, and Ah-Un was being difficult this morning, and wouldn't stop halting abruptly. At last Sesshomaru put the beast into Rin's care, fed up with it, and was enraged when the creature acted docile under Rin's command.

This was not his day.

The group stopped just outside of the forest for a break, and began discussing what they would do now.

"Keh, I'll just go after that damn Hanawanowarui bastard, and Kaze no Kizu the crap outta him."

"I think we have more pressing issues; such as, how are we going to turn Sesshomaru back into a demon?"

"Kaede can probably fix him up!"

"Shippo, Kaede can't always fix up every injury. I think that we might have to see Miroku for this one; he IS still a monk, and probably knows about the spear."

"And if he DOESN'T?"

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."

Although this satisfied the rest of the group, Sesshomaru was still doubtful. The Denkou Yari was a weapon for demons, and no mere mortal knew of its existence, not even monks.

The group decided that they would head off for the exterminators village in the morning, and stayed put for the rest of the day.

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"Kagome-sama?"

"Hai, Rin?"

"I'm bored. Could you please teach me something, so we can pass the time?"

Kagome fondly looked at the little girl. She was so sweet, and had wiggled her way into everyone's affections.

"Of course, Rin-chan."

Sesshomaru settled down on the ground, legs crossed Indian style, and watched as Kagome drew out a spare bow.

Typical. The miko wishes to pass her knowledge on to another. At least Rin'll be able to defend herself, but she needs a weapon that'll work at a closer range.

Rin was extremely clumsy with the bow, and her arrows kept missing their target.

"No Rin-chan, you need to correct your stance. Watch carefully."

Kagome pulled out her own bow and her set of arrows. She pulled back the string, then let go.

"TWANG!"

"THOK!"

Kagome had managed to get a perfect bull's-eye. Rin looked at the arrow in awe, and looked back at Kagome. Even Sesshomaru was interested. Kagome's miko energy had flared up, and was now running fiercely through her veins.

"Kagome, please show me again!"

"Um, okay Rin-chan." Kagome drew the string back once more.

"TWANG!"

"THOK" The arrow had gone right through the first arrow. Actually, it had basically destroyed the first arrow, as Kagome's miko power had been put into the second one. Another perfect bull's-eye.

Rin was ecstatic. Sesshomaru silently chuckled at her enthusiasm.

"Another, another!"

"Who's supposed to be practicing here?"

"I know, but they're so AMAZING!"

Sesshomaru looked over at InuYasha, who was sitting in a nearby tree, facing away from the practice.

"Little brother, look over here." InuYasha turned, just as Kagome's third arrow pierced easily through her second, destroying it in the process. His eyes widened in surprise.

By now Kagome had attracted an audience. Rin continued to egg Kagome on, and Kagome obliged to the younger girl.

After the seventh arrow, the whole group applauded. Kagome spun around, finally noticing the others. Everyone clapped, even Jaken and Leiko. Kagome blushed fiercely, and made an awkward bow.

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Well, hoped ya liked it! I just wanted to put in a little humor, and InuYasha ended up hurt. Poor, poor Inu…

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