The Triangle of Trouble
I didn't put this on any of my other chapters but this applies to all of them. I sadly do not own anything about Pirates of the Caribbean because I would be one happy girl. Oh well I shall have to live with only owning Nicole, Kama, and Guillum (French for William) as well as any of my other people that I didn't mention. Oh, and I don't own Happy Gilmore either.
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"What do we sing?" asked Nicole turning to Kama.
"How about you sing on the piano and I dance on stage." Suggested Kama.
"Well since you can sing and dance better then I can you get on stage and I'll go drink with Will and Jack." Offered Nicole.
"You don't drink Nicole." Said Kama frowning, "Besides we can both dance and sing just fine."
"Whatever, what are we going to sing for a room of drunk pirates?" asked Nicole gesturing to all the men in the room.
Kama stood there thinking for a moment then grinned, "What about A Pirates Life for Me?"
"You mean the one Elizabeth taught Jack on the beach?" asked Nicole grinning.
"That's the one." Said Kama.
"Alright now how are we to dance to this little ditty?" asked Nicole.
"To quote Happy Gilmore it's all in the hips."
"Do we have to?" whined Nicole.
"Yes now come on." Said Kama pulling Nicole towards the stage. Just as they got there the woman that had been singing on the stage dove off into the lap of a now extremely happy pirate. The two best friends got up on the stage and looked around the filled room.
"Why are we doing this again?" asked Nicole through her teeth.
"So that we can fine Guillum." Smiled Kama waving to some of the pirates.
"Fine we'll meet at the Pearl in an hour and a half." Said Nicole hardly moving her lips.
"Ok, let's do this bad boy." Grinned Kama.
"Don't ever say that again in your natural born life Kama the sixties are dead." Muttered Nicole.
"Hey they are coming back." Said Kama.
"The sixties haven't happened yet you idiot." Whispered Nicole. She put an elbow on Kama's shoulder and put her left hand on her hip while Kama put bother her hands on her hips grinning.
"Ready?" asked Kama.
"As I'll ever be." Sighed Nicole.
"Here we go…" whispered Kama.
Their voices mixed together as they sang, "Yoho yoho a pirates life for me." Nicole tried to remember her ballet classes and tried to add a more seductive sultry move to them.
Jack turned in shock that they knew then son that he thought only he and Elizabeth knew. "We pillage, we plunder, we raid, and loot. Yoho yoho a pirates life for me." They finished up the song with the men screaming for more.
Kama curtsied and whispered so that only Nicole could hear, "Operation search and destroy French men phase one commenced."
"Shut up." Said Nicole jumping from the stage.
Nicole plopped herself into the lap of a pirate and heard Kama ask, "Can one of you fine pirates help me down?"
Two pirates swaggered forward and held an arm each, then Kama patted them on the head saying, "Good boy." Nicole turned to the pirates lap she was sitting on, and she grinned putting an arm around the stranger's neck.
Nicole did her best impression of a mix of a drunk and Jack, "You know I sang that just for you."
"I knew it!" exclaimed the drunken man.
"No she sang fer m..me.." said another pirate.
The pirate's lap that Nicole was sitting on stood knocking her to the floor and he yelled, " on't impune me h..honner." The other two pirates stood then the pirates started throwing bottles and punches, Nicole crawled under a table watching a riot ensure.
As the fight grew it got closer to Nicole's hiding spot, she got out from under the table and started heading for the door but an arm grabbed her and swung her around, "Bloody 'ell you know how to start a fight."
"Oh Jack it's you." Said Nicole relived to see the pirate captain.
"C'mon luv we'd best get you out of here." Said Jack leading her to the door.
Jack took Nicole out of the bar and down the street into another similar establishment, "Jack I'm not doing all of that again especially alone. Speaking of which where are Kama and Will?"
"You have to do it alone luv, Kama is safe with Will." Said Jack.
"Do I have to go?" asked Nicole.
"No ye don't have ta but I'd e very happy if ye did do it." Said Jack. Nicole groaned and made her way to the stage.
She climbed up there and called out with as much of a French accent she could muster, "Hey all you pirates out there this song is for you."
Nicole sang the song much to the pleasure of the crowd. This time a man about Will's age and size with blond hair and blue eyes escorted Nicole from the stage. He led her past where Jack was at the bar and he did not look like a happy camper, Nicole gave Jack a reassuring wink. "Where are you taking me?" asked Nicole.
In a heavy French accent, " My room."
Her mind started racing, wondering and hoping that this was Guillum or some connection to him. "Your name monsieur?" asked Nicole.
"Jean-Paul." Nicole ground her teeth thinking of how she could get out of this.
"You are from Paris, non?" asked Nicole when they reached a door.
"Non." Replied Jean-Paul.
"Where is your home?" asked Nicole.
"You ask a lot of questions, are you sure you're a prostitute?"
Nicole tried to think of something a prostitute would ask but couldn't think, "Ah, what would you be willing to pay for my services?"
"If you are good enough then this." Said Jean-Paul turning and holding up a gold coin.
"Hmm."
Nicole looked closer at the coin and almost let out a string of curse words when she saw the coin had a skull and cross bones on it, exactly like the cursed gold of Cortez.