Chapter 1: The beginning
September 2, 1997
Max: Hey Tad Guess what I just dug up!
Tad: What now? Another one of those stupid fossils?
Max: How did you know?
Tad: It's just a hunch since you know you have about, hmm let's see that makes 97 fossils that all look the same! Seriously who likes collecting the same thing?
Max: Well, I don't really know but on the bright side I always have a gift for my mom. Anyway what else would I do with 97 fossils that all look the same?
Tad: Well you could always sell them to Tom Nook.
Max: That's a great Idea! I could get money to buy my mom a better gift. Let's go!
At Nookingtons
Max: Yo, Nook I got some fossils that I wish to sell to you.
Tom Nook: Fossils! I like fossils! Not as much as money though…
Max: How much would you buy these for?
Tom Nook: These are not even cleaned or anything yet!
Tad: We know.
Tom Nook: One of those is 250 bells.
Max: O.K I have 97 of them.
Tom Nook: What! 97 stupid fossils that all look the same? Must think of something to tell them before they steal all of my money ooo money… back to topic uhhhhh I got nothing wait wait wait Bling! I got it! I am sorry but it is against my code to buy those but I can take those off your hands for free if you want. Ha ha you sly ol raccoon
Max: No thanks, wait yeah have 95 of them.
Tom Nook: Thank you for your kind donation. All I have to do is send all of these to the museum and I get a whole heck of a lot of money yeah money!
At Max's House
Max: Mom we're bored what can we do!
Max's Mom: Why don't you write a letter to someone?
Max: Ok that is a great idea! You mean an evil letter
Tad: You want to write letters! What's wrong with you man! I'm losing you!
Max: No your not! You know Cousteau in acre E-3?
Tad: Yeah.
Max: We are going to write the most evil letter to him! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha
Tad: Enough of the evil laughter you suck at it!
Max: Sorry! Slap me if I do it again.
AN: Yeah so they are going to write an evil letter to Cousteau. Who is this guy anyway? Keep reading and find out!