Zim: Since the authoress is too embarrassed to speak, I, ZIM, who is perfectly normal, shall tell you of her plan of DOOOOOOM!

Dib: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… what Zim's trying to say is, the authoress, inuzrule, is kinda ashamed of not updating her many InuYasha stories, including the one she has on mediaminer, so she left us to explain some things.

Zim: It is good that she did, because I need to address some filthy scum out there. YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SIIIIIICK! Not ONLY do you write with such HORRIBLE thoughts behind your work, but these horrible thoughts involve me, YOUR SUPERIOR!

Dib: Yea! I don't like it that much myself. I mean, COME ON! LOOK AT THIS GARBAGE! (pulls out stack of papers) There are so many pairings involving Zim and me! HE'S AN ALIEN! WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO TOUCH HIM?

Zim: Ew. Don't talk anymore.

Dib: Shut up Zim! I don't need to listen to YOU!

Zim: Why is your head so big?

Dib: (puts oversized head in hands) Not this again…

Gir: (singing) BIG HEAD, BIG HEAD, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Random fangirl: OMG, GIR! So cute! (tackles Gir)

Zim: GET OFF MY ROBOT, FEMALE HUMANIOD WORMBABY!

Gir: I like babies.

Zim: (sigh) Yes Gir, I know you do.

Dib: Aren't we supposed to be telling the many readers out there why inuzrule's fanfictions will be delayed?

Zim: Yes, yes, I know! inuzrule wishes she had a better excuse, like having her arm sawed off, or being shaved bald, or even having a case of bird flu. Hmm, this bird flu…is it evil?

Dib: Yes, and it leaves humans really weak and sick. Why?

Zim: (evil chuckle) No reason. Anyways, inuzrule has no better excuse to say other than she's busy with real life, and can't devote much of this time to fandom. Although I think she's just a lazy ba-

Dib: Hey! We have to keep this under PG!

Gaz: Don't you know, dipstick? They threw the show offa Nick anyways. We can cuss all we want.

Dib: Oh. No, I didn't really know that. What were you saying, Zim?

Zim: Never mind. (rushes off to concoct another plan to take over the Earth)

Gaz: Since I was dragged into this, I think I need to make MY feelings clear. How come I get the stupid, unimportant roles in Invader Zim fanfictions? Everyone clearly adores me.

Gir: I adore you, Gaz!

Random fangirl: Same here! YOU KICK BUTT!

Gaz: See what I mean?

Dib: Hey! But I'M the star of the show!

Gaz: Not anymore! Since the show got kicked off Nick, I can switch it around, and not scare the stupid kids that watch. From now on, the show is "Gaz's World", with you guys just in it to provide comic relief.

Dib: WHAT? YOUR CRAZY!

Gaz; Hmph! Actually, I'm probably the sanest person here.

Gir: True, true.

Gaz: Now bow to me!

inuzrule: Whew! Okay, now that I've finally gotten away from those angry, impatient readers, time to get down to business. Hey! What're you guys doing here?

Dib: Um, didn't you want us to create a diversion for you? Ya know, so you could sit in front of your computer some more, procrastinating about actually updating your stories, and having a bit more time to do it?

inuzrule: Uhhhhhhhhh…OH YEA! I remember now! Thanks Dib, you're such a pal!

Gaz: Hey!

inuzrule: OMFFF! GAZ! AND GIR! (glomps Gir, and shakes Gaz's hand) I FEEL SO HONORED!

(in some other part of inuzrule's empty Word document, where this is taking place)

Zim: Foolish Earth scum! Soon they shall all fall to their knees in the presence of the great INVADER ZIM!

inuzrule: (pops up outta nowhere) Hiya!

Zim: WHAT THE…

inuzrule: (darts around) Whatcha doing? Do you have fingers under those gloves? Is your computer as messed up as mine? Do you like Invader Tak? Invader Tak rules! Have you ever watched InuYasha? Do you know what InuYasha is? Why am I acting so annoying? Don'tcha know that the Tallest are stupid and ugly? Can I have a pet robot too? Can you take off your backpack? Can I have a backpack with metal spider legs? What's a wormbaby? Is it like a larva?

Zim: BEGONE WITH YOU, VILE TRASH!

inuzrule: Then…could I just have your autograph? You're my inspiration for randomness!

Zim: Fine. (signs scrap of paper) NOW LEAVE ME!

inuzrule: Nice talking to ya! I'm gonna go glomp Gir some more!

Zim: Yes, yes, you go do that.

Gir: (from somewhere in the document) PIGGIES!

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Yes…as you can clearly see, I have been watching too many Invader Zim episodes. I downloaded a whole buncha episodes on my computer, and now, along with the InuYasha chibis that run around in my head, I have these guys as well.

I hope that you guys forgive me. I'll be back, I promise!

Dib: BLAME SKOOL!