A/N: Welcome, to the second chapter of Jay and Kay's greatest adventure! Right, about the lack of Pokemon in the last chapter, I don't know why that was, I meant to put Pikachu and Misty's Azurill, but I just- forgot. And as I can't think of anything else to bore you with before you get to the fic, the fic!

Chapter 2. Yet another threat to the world.

Okay, I just thought I'd give you a little recap of what's just happened. Me and my sister have somehow landed ourselves about 20 years ago, and we have know idea how, and now Team Rocket from this time, and Team Rocket from our time have turned up…

"Hey, aren't you those freaks, who keep following our brother trying to get his Pokemon?" my sister asked the Rocket's from our time. "How did you get here?" she continued.

"Well, I'm gonna guess that we got here the same way you did, twerps!" the older Meowth yelled back.

"I don't get it, since when were there two talking Meowth's?" Ash asked, with an extremely confused look on his face, which caused me and Kay to panic.

"Hahaha! You don't know twerp? Well then I'll tell you!" James started, but got interrupted.

Go Charizard!" I cried.

"Go Clefable!" Kay threw in.

"If your here to try to steal any of our Pokemon then forget it, right guys!" I asked the others, trying to distract them about the Meowth's.

"Right they all yelled in unison, followed by;

"Go Pikachu!"

"Go Mudkip!"

"Go Starmie!"

"Go Combusken!"

"There might be more of you, Team Rocket, but if these jokers are anything like you, then they'll be no help!" Ash yelled.

"Oh believe me, I might not know them that well, but I know they'll be no help" I told Ash, just to get the Team Rocket annoyed, and he smirked.

"Grr, go Breloom!" Georgia screamed.

"Go Seviper!"

"Go Cacnea!"

"Hah, you losers might outnumber us, but whoever has enough brains will eventually be the victor!" Greg said, not needing to send out a battle pokemon, as his Muk was already out.

"So they'll win then" older Meowth said pathetically with his eyes narrowed.

Ignoring him, Greg started the battle: "Now, Muk, use sludge a-WAH!" but was interrupted by an-

"EARTHQUAKE!" all 13 of us who could talk yelled, before an explosion sent Team Rocket on their way, with their trademark "We're blasting off again!" followed by their pokemon's cries and a ping, though oddly, the same explosion only sent the us a few feet away, and sent us all to the ground.

When the dust cleared, we couldn't believe our eyes, and prayed to have Team Rocket back instead. We saw a Mew, all the legendary bird's, a Ho-oh, Lugia, the legendary beasts, a Latios, Latias, the Regi's, a Kyogre, a Groudon, and a Rayquaza! Though oddly, all of them were pitch black, with no detail, and were very improperly sized.

"What's going on! What's going on?" May whispered.

"There all legendary Pokemon, but they're all messed up" Max told us.

Meanwhile, Team Rocket had landed just outside the clearing (though I didn't know this at the time, just outside the clearing.

"Uhh, my head!" Jessie whined, as the others all looked up, with fear in their eyes, except the Meowth's who looked ecstatic.

"Um, Jess'!" James moaned, and he turned her head towards the legendary Pokemon.

"Jackpot!" the Meowth's squealed, causing everyone to turn to them.

"What! How can you say that? We're sat here, staring up at some of the most dangerous and powerful Pokemon ever, and-" James tried to moan, but got interrupted by the younger Meowth.

"Exactly! And I would bet the boss would be pretty happy to get them, don'cha think?" he asked.

"YAY! PROMOTIONS! BONUSES! VACATIONS!" Jessie and James screamed, so even we could hear them.

Meanwhile, we were frozen, as we saw the Pokemon all fly up (which got us further confused, as several of them couldn't fly) into the air, and fire what looked like Hyper Beam, only it was black like they were.

"Aah!" we cried, seeing them split one mountain into two, and demolish most of the forest.

"Okay, guys," I said. "What do we do now?"

A/N: Another, more climactic cliff-hanger! Can they defeat the legendary Pokemon? Of course they can, they always do, but will they this time? And if yes, how? Find out in the next chapter! So now, PLEASE, R&R!