A/N: Well here it is, the third chapter! I would just like to thank the few people who could be bothered to review so far, I mean, I spent about 3 hours a chapter writing this, and I only ask you to do ONE STINKING THING!
Sorry about that I have a split personality. Anyway, this is the main AAML chapter, it feels so good to finally be writing AAML again, but if you don't like AAML, your not in the mood, or you want to find out what happens adventure wise (HA!) then you can skip this chapter and read chapter 4 and it will almost completely make sense! Cool huh? Oh, and by the way, I SWEAR on all that is Pokemon, that Pikachu and Azurill will be in this chapter!
Chapter 3: Love in hiding
So we were all just stood there frozen, as several legendary Pokemon were about to blow us into smithereens ("Into what?" "Kay, this is my story!"). Sorry about that, anyway, just as they fired, I was struck by inspiration.
"Go! Golduck! Teleport us all out of here!" I screamed, releasing the blue duck wannabe from its pokeball. It let out its odd cry (After this, we'll just say it says its name), just in time to teleport us to safety.
We landed with a thud on the ground, in a setting almost identical to the one we just left, minus the gigantic monsters of destruction, and the destruction itself.
"Everyone okay?" Brock asked. Everyone replied "Yes" except Ash, who gave a "No!"
"Huh! What's wrong Ash? Misty panicked. It turned out Ash had landed on his head. Me and Brock helped him back to his feet.
"Okay then, what do we do know then?" May sighed.
"Uh-"
"What was up with that anyway?" Kay wondered, cutting Max off. "I mean, I know some of them aren't usually too friendly, but most of them have been known to save the world! AND they were black!"
"Maybe that's why they were upset" I joked.
"Come on Jay, this is serious!" Max said. "First, we'd better check where we are seeing as we just teleported" he stated matter-of-factly. We all waited with baited breath, while he checked his pokenav until-
"Just east of Fuchsia city" he told us, so we all fell, which was punctuated with cries from Pikachu and Azurill, who were being held by their- trainers?.
"Great" Ash sighed. "We're on the run from a bunch of legendary Pokemon, and we're stuck in the middle of a forest, which is in the middle of nowhere!
Just then, out of nowhere, Team Rocket came flying out of nowhere.
"Wow, those things are tough!" James moaned.
"What happened to you guys?" Max asked.
"Eh, we tried to capture those legendary Pokemon for the boss" Young Meowth answered.
"WHAT?" I yelled. "How can you possibly think you'd stand a chance of capturing those things?" I asked incredulously. They all shrugged, and the Meowth's asked "But can we stay with you guys? We promise we'll be good!". We all looked at each other, before deciding.
"Fine" I said. But no attempts to take our Pokemon, and-" I looked at Kay. "And you-know-what is a secret, okay?"
"Okay!" they chanted.
Ash looked like he wanted to ask what you-know-what was, but I cut him off.
"Golduck, return!" I moaned. "What now?" I asked, but my, Ashes and Team Rockets stomachs answered for me. Misty, May, and Kay sighed.
"Okay, looks like we're setting up camp, and I'll get started on dinner" Brock sighed.
We all set up our sleeping bags, as it was now quite late, and after dinner we were planning on going to bed. When I was done, I walked over to where Kay was sitting, looking very thoughtful.
"Hey Kay, what's up?" I asked her, sitting on her log.
"Oh, its just, look, look over at Mo- at Misty" she said. I did as asked, and saw Misty with a dreamy expression on her face.
"So?" I said, turning back to her.
"Ugh, did you even look to where she was?" she asked, but as I tried to, she replied: "ASH!" she yelled, causing everyone to turn to her, except Misty, who was still daydreaming.
"Uh, what is it, Kay" he asked, unsure, but she just blushed at her outburst.
"Oh, nothing" she said quietly, and everyone went back to what they were doing, so she continued. "She's looking at Ash you idiot!" she whispered harshly. "She didn't stop, even after I had yelled out!" she finished.
"Okay, okay, she was looking at Ash, so what?" I asked.
"So, its obvious she already likes him!" she replied.
"So- oh no!" I said seeing the look on her face. "Oh no, Kay, we cant, we cant interfere!"
"What! Oh, come on Jay, we used to play matchmaker all the time! And plus, we know that they end up together! What do you say?"
She gave me her best pleading look, but I stubbornly shook my head, but after about a minute, I opened my eye slightly to check if she had given up, but all that had changed was that she had tears in her eyes, and I gave in.
"Oh, all right!" I said, and she gave a small cheer. "But how?" I asked, dreading the answer.
"Easy" she replied, rummaging in her bag. "You've still got your tape recorder right?" she asked, retrieving hers.
"Uh, yeah, why?" I asked, getting mine out.
"Right, all we've got to do is persuade them both to admitting their feelings, record it, and play it for the other! Simple!" she said happily as I got my recorder out.
"I dunno sis, I feel like something's missing" I said anxiously.
"Just trust me Jay, have I ever led you wrong?" she asked me.
"Well-"
"Don't answer that!" she snapped, and I grinned. "Just, go, and she pushed me off to where Ash had gone to collect some firewood.
A/N: The next few lines will be in the point of view of Kay, as Jay is not in the vicinity. (But this is my story!).
I walked over and sat beside Misty, who was writing in what appeared to be a diary.
"Hey Misty!" I said cheerfully, and she jumped before looking up.
"Oh, hey Kay" she said relaxing.
"Watcha doing?" I asked innocently.
"Oh, nothing" she replied quietly, slipping her diary back into her bag.
"Uh huh" I said, completely disbelieving. "So, how come you were staring at Ash earlier?" I asked, even though I already knew the answer.
"Wh-what!" she stuttered, whilst I had a fierce, inherited, knowing look on my face. "I-I wasn't staring at him, I-I was just-" but she gave in after another look at the look she used so often. "Oh, all right, I admit it, I like him, you happy?" she asked.
"You do?" I asked back ignoring her question, and she sighed.
"No" and I sweatdropped. "I- I think I love him!" she said, and my sweatdrop vanished. "But I cant tell him, cause he could never feel the same about me".
"Oh, don't you worry about that Misty" I told her, with a grin.
"Wait! Promise you wont tell him!" she pleaded.
"Oh, don't worry Misty, I wont tell him, but if you'll excuse me, I need to go find Jay". And with that I turned, and left her looking anxious, and when I was sure she couldn't her, clicked 'stop'.
A/N: Back to Jay.
I approached Ash, the recorder already running, so I knew I had to hurry, because their wasn't much tape left, seeing as I wanted to keep something already on there.
"Hey, come to give me a hand Jay?" he asked.
"Uh, sure, hey, did you notice Misty earlier?" I asked, once again getting struck by inspiration (Twice in one day? Something must be wrong with me).
"Uh, what about her?" he asked me.
"Well, she couldn't stop looking at you!"
"Really" he asked, clearly not believing his ears.
"She's pretty cute, huh?" I asked, saying something about my Mom that I never thought I'd hear myself say.
"Uh-"
"So, how do you feel about her?" I asked.
"Wh-what do you mean?" he asked.
"You know, do you like her?" I asked, giving him a piercing look.
"I- I- I- Oh, all right already, but, its more than just liking her, you know? I- I think I-"
"Love her?" I finished for him, and he blushed. I chuckled, but to put him at ease I said "Don't worry about it dude, I wont tell her, and now if you'll excuse me-" And without another word, I dumped the wood that I had collected in his arms, causing him to topple over, and walked off to find Kay.
I found her a few minutes later, just outside camp.
"About time, did you get it?" she asked slightly annoyed at how long I had taken.
I chuckled as I pressed the rewind button on my recorder, before chucking it to her.
"what do you think" I said, as she caught it.
"Excellent! Here's mine" and she chucked it to me. "I already rewound it".
"Thanks, gotta go!" and I went to find Ash.
When I found him, he had just got the last of the firewood off the floor.
"I don't need anymore help thanks" he said half-jokingly.
"Actually, Ash, I thought you might wanna hear this" and I played Kay's tape for him, by the end of which he was pale.
"How- how did you get this?" he whispered.
"Kay recorded it, and, uh, I recorded what you said about her, and Kay's playing it for her now". I then heard Ash and Misty scream the same thing at the same time.
"YOU DID WHAT?"
'I knew Kay forgot something!' I thought as Ash advanced on me menacingly. 'She forgot they'd both try to kill us when they found out!'. Luckily, yet again, I realised something.
"Wait Ash! You've just found out that the girl you love, love's you back! Why are you angry!" I said, just as I was about to fly back to Viridian, he stopped, and I smiled. "Go find her" and without another word he turned and ran back to camp.
When I got back, I don't know what happened, but Ash and Misty were kissing, Kay, and May and Max were smiling, Team Rocket were snickering, and Brock was looking up.
"You got lucky" I told Kay, who responded by telling me to shut up.
As Ash and Misty parted Brock spoke before they could.
"Hey guys, I hate to interrupt this happy moment, but, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" and we all looked up to see Ho-oh and Lugia fire their beams at us, and as Golduck was too tired from teleporting his biggest load ever, it was too tired to help.
"AAAAAAAAHHH!"
A/N: Right, as this is the longest chapter I have ever written, I wont add any more, except R&R! (Please, I'm desperate for more reviews!)