A/N: for all who reviewed with a guess your guesses have been used in this chapter, thanks for guessing. WHOEVER GUESSES CORRECTLY WHAT SHAWNA AND CARLA ARE HIDING GETS THE RANDOM AWARD OF THE DAY!

disclaimer: I don't own anything except for Shawna, Carla, and the plot. All Harry Potter stuff belongs to JKR, and Hot Topic and Starbucks belong to someone other than me.

Harry's POV:

Ron mentioned something about Carla and Shawna hiding something. We can't figure out what it is so we're making a list:

Porn Tape
Sex toys
Chocolate?

Why we came up with chocolate, I have no idea, but we did. Maybe they're really possessive of their chocolate. Or maybe, they're hiding illegal potions ingredients. I wonder...

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Ginny's POV:

Harry mentioned something about Carla and Shawna hiding something. I have no idea what though. I don't see a reason for them to be hiding anything, but then again, everyone has there own little things about themselves.

My guess- Paris Hilton sex tape? I have no idea who she is, but I heard Hermione and Shawna talking about her and how much of a whore she is, so maybe...

But anyhoo... We're going to the mall! Yay! I love to shop! Shopping is fun! Yay! All the kids at Hogwarts are going to be so shocked when they see our tape, America ROCKS!

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Draco's POV:

Shiny things are fun.

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Hermione's POV:

I am going to KILL Shawna and Carla. Last night when we were watching movies they came so close... If Harry finds out, he's going to flip. And I don't think he would be able to take some of the things that would happen if people found out there really is a Harry Potter, Boy-Who-Lived.

Harry CAN'T get his hands on them. Oh my god! He'd... Sirius, if he found out about what 'happened' to Sirius, he'd die. He really would. Sirius means the world to him. If he thought Sirius is dead... Not good.

But on a lighter note... We're going to the mall! This is going to be so much fun!

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Ron's POV:

The girls decided we needed to go shopping today. That was an interesting experience.

We got to the mall around 10:30 AM, and immediately Carla and Shawna took us into Hot Topic. That place is friggin scary, but really cool at the same time.

Hermione went ballistic- she bought so much stuff there... I never saw her as someone to shop there. Then again, I never knew that Hot Topic existed until today, so there you go.

Then we Hermione and Ginny went off with Shawna and Carla to buy bathing suits, so Harry, Malfoy, and I were left to wander around by ourselves.

We went into a place called Barnes and Noble. It was really big. There were a lot of books, and Starbucks coffee is really good. End of Story. Well, not really. There were all these signs about some lady named JK Rowling coming for a book signing in a few days. And all these people were getting overly excited about it. Then these girls came up to us and asked us who we thought we were. When we answered with "Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, and Ron Weasley" they said it was a little early for Halloween and called us freaks. They said something about being like some guy named Michael Jackson who thinks that he's Peter Pan. I am NOT a child rapist!

Who's Peter Pan?

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Carla's POV:

As we came out of BEACH WEAR USA which if you ask me is a kind of stupid store to have in Northern New York, but whatever, I asked Shawna. "Do you know where the guys were going?"

"No. I have no idea."

"Hello." We turned around to see them standing behind us.

"Hi guys. What'd you find?"

"I love Starbucks!" Ron said enthusiastically. Draco was playing with one of those Rubix cube pens, and seemed to be having a great deal of difficulty.

As we walked out to the car, Harry caught up to me. "Hey Carla, do you know who JK Rowling is?"

Oh shit.

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