Chapter 3

Can't we just be friends!

Once the remaining classes were over, Gojyo and Hakkai met at the front gates. They thought that they could go and hang out somewhere in town. Hakkai brought Sanzo and Goku too.

"Why the hell did you bring them?" Gojyo whispered to Hakkai.

"Gojyo, they're my friends, besides it would be rude not to invite them." the brunette explained.

The kappa glanced back at the other two; Gou was busy listening to 'Brass Monkey' by the Beastie Boys on is CD player, while Sanzo was just glaring off into space, smoking a cigarette.

For the first time Gojyo got a good look at the two; Sanzo was almost as tall as Hakkai, he wore a black Green Day t-shirt, dark blue jeans, a small black stud earring in his left ear, and purple Converses that match his eyes. Gojyo also noted a small red chakra on Sanzo's forehead.

'Wonder what's that for?' he thought, but he didn't really care so he turned to Goku; he had big black basketball shorts on that almost came down to his knees, a red t-shirt that had a black Adidas logo on it, a pair of gold-colored sneakers, a black wristband on each wrist, and a weird looking gold headband.

Nice friends. Gojyo thought as he pulled out his pack of Hi-Lights, picked one out, lit it, and stuck it in his mouth.

"You smoke any?" the redhead asked as he offered Hakkai.

"Oh no thank you! Although I appreciate the gesture." the green eyed man declined.

"Anytime."

"Are we going any where anytime soon?" asked Sanzo "I'm getting sick of just standing around."

"Yeah, and I'm hungry! I haven't eaten in (stops and checks his watch) 3 minutes and 5.6 seconds!

"And you're hungry again already? What's wrong with you?" asked Gojyo.

"There's nothing wrong with me! And how am I supposed to stay full when all I to eat was a cheeseburger, pizza, a pie, a subway sandwich, 6 donuts, and 4 bowls of ramen?"

"All that to eat and you're still a shrimp! Damn, you must be a fucking black hole or something!"

"Shut up shithead! There's nothing wrong with shrimp! How dare you make fun of such an awesome food!"

"Man, you're a friggin-agh! What the hell! Why did you hit me with a fan!" Gojyo shouted when Sanzo had pulled out a large paper fan (seemingly out of nowhere) and smacked he and Goku in the face.

"You two were gving me a migraine! Now shut the fuck up!"

"But Gojyo started it! Why don't ya just hit him Sanzo?" Goku whined.

"Hey! Don't try to blame everything on me, you little brat!"

"I'm not little you overgrown cockroach!"

"What did you call me you little shit?"

"Ya heard me! You're a big, ugly, stinking, red cockroach!"

"This coming from someone with the brain of a chimp, and the stomach of King Kong!"

"Hey! Shut u- Sanzo, what are you doing with your gun! AHHHHHHH! OH GOD NO! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Goku screamed as he sprinted down the street.

"Huh? Why'd he run off like that? Why are you pointing that thing at me? What the –Arghh?-#?$!"

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO IDIOTS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! IF I DON'T GET QUIET THIS SECOND, I SWEAR YOU'LL BOTH BE PISSING DEAD!"

Gojyo didn't really have time to finish since Sanzo pulled out his gun and shot a few rounds at the two while shouting threats and curses angrily.

Now Gojyo thought running really WAS a good idea!

About 20 minutes later, after Hakkai calmed Sanzo down, they went after the others. They found them about ten blocks down the road, in front of a huge building with a big sign that read: The Turn Tables (sorry for the crappy name I had a brain fart and couldn't think of a good one!).

"Hey guys, what's this place?" Gojyo asked as Sanzo and Hakkai walked up.

"Oh that's Turn Tables, it's our local night club but it opens earlier than most other night clubs for some reason, anyways, everyone hangs out there after classes. "

"Come on you guys! Let's go! I bet Kougaiji's and the others are in there right now! Come on Sanzo!"

"Tch, whatever."

Goku ran inside and Sanzo followed, leaving Gojyo and Hakkai outside.

"Well, shall we?" Hakkai asked, smile plastered on his face.

Gojyo grinned, stepped forward, opened the door and bowed to his friend courteously,"After you!"

"Thankyou." Hakkai laughed," You never change, do you Gojyo?"

Gojyo stood straight,"Should I?" he asked.

"Oh no! I wouldn't have you any other way my friend!"

"Only for you babe!"
Gojyo put an arm around Hakkai's shoulders and they walked through the doors, chuckling as they went.

Hey ya guys! For those of you who were waiting for the next chapter, I AM SO SORRY! I 'm gonna try and see if I can get my ass in gear and get the next chapter up in the next week! If I don't then Sanzo will hit me with his fan a gazillion times! Yeah! Oh- and I almost forgot! My reviewers:

lostjackal: I' m sorry I didn't get the others in but they'll be here next chapter, I promise!

Radifeen: thankyou, your enthusiasm really boosted my confidence!

Nura: thanks! I'm really happy that you likes my stories!

Beatlefan: I really only have two stories going right now. The other is on too so it should be easy to find. It's called "Settling Down" and I haven't updated in forever! Whoops! Dammit now I'm busted! Anyways thanks!

Hopeless-Savage: Thankyou so much for pointing out my terrible spelling skillz! I don't know what I'd do without you! And I laughed too once I thought about it! Love ya!

Dismal-X: Thankyou sooo much! Now I'm really excited that you liked it! And I hope you like this chapter too!

Gensomadengirl: I'm sorry! I tried to make this one a tiny bit longer! I'll make the next one longer than this one too! And I hope this story is going somewhere! Oh, wait I'm the author, I CAN make it go somewhere! Cool! And I'm sorry it took so long for the update! I'll try to REALLY improve on that! Thanks!

Venice Queen: I'm glad that part made you laugh! Sorry you had to wait so long!

xxxLet'sForeverDreamxxx: I'm happy that you loved the last two chapters and I hope you love this one just as much! And look! I continued! But only because you said please!

Guitargurl227: I tried to make this one longer than the last 2, but thanks for liking them! I know how you feel! I'm always running to class in the morning! So far I've gotten three detentions for tardies so far this school year! In fact I 'm serving one this Tuesday! And at a detention for every 3 tardies, well do the math!

NellySama: Thankyou! I made this one a bit longer…I think. Or I tried! Anyways, Don't mention it! Your stories are awesome! I just read "The Sanzo Incident ll" It was great and really funny! I really love the first stapler part when Hakkai tried to save Sanzo!

Thankyou all so much! Love ya! Bye!