YAY ANIVERSARY I LOVES IT OH AND JHONEN STILL OWNS EVERYTHING (HUSBANDS FLIPPING CRIST) HE THINKS JUST CAUSE IT WAS A DRUNKIN' NOGHT IN MEXICO HE CAN JUST PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN WELL I'LL SHOW HIM OH WILL I EVERY SHOW HIM. Anyway on with the next chapter.

When Dib got to Mary's house he just walked in. He went to her room. He knocked

"Come in" said the voice behind the door

"Hey Mar-ahhhhhh WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Dib screamed

"Hello I'm Sin I'm an irken reporter." Said Sin. Sin looked like Zim just her antenna's where curved and her eyes where purple. Her suit was different to. It looked more like those "Tallest" guys Zim is always talking about.

"Where's Mary?" Dib asked

Sin just reached behind her back and pushed a button and the she flicked one and off and the Mary was standing right there.

"Cool huh? Doesn't it look real?"

"Well duh!"

"Heehee sorry I just had to test it." Mary said

"Yeah its cool. Oh I made this for you." Dib said reaching in his backpack and pulled out a little black box.

"Oh wow what is it?" Mary said opening it

"It's a communicator it goes off at 6 pm earth time so we can talk to each other every day."

"Oh wow thank you Dib" Mary said hugging him and putting it on. "That really sweet but what about Zim wont he get jealous?"

"Not if he don't know" Dib said smirking a little.

"Yeah. Hey you want to go watch some movies and eat junk food?"

"HELLZ YEAH!" Dib said

They both ran down stair popped some popcorn grabbed some pop, and lots of candy. The sat down and turned on a movie "ED Wood" By Tim Burton they had all of Tim Burtons movies. They would have a Tim Burton marathon. They both passed out During "Pee-wee's Big Adventure!" When they woke up they where covered in sticky pop and candy.

"Hey I'm going to have a shower you can have one when I'm done ok" Mary said

"Sure"

Dib sat there waiting for Mary to finish when he realized Mary's Journal was on the floor.

"Should I read it," Dib thought, "No I should well maybe just a peek"

Dear journal,

I really don't think Dib likes me all the much. He never Kisses me and is always starring at guys. I think he might be Gay. I mean on our 2nd date the magic was there. But now I just don't know.

Dib flipped to the last page:

DJ,

Well Gaz was sent to THE CRAZY HOUSE FOR GIRLZ! And it's my entire fault. If I just stuck with my mission this never would have happened or if I didn't tell Dib his sister beat this would have never happened. I just wish that life were easier then no one could tell me that their leaving and then I have to take care of everything by my self. Oh and I just got back from the hospital, HOW F-CKING WONDERFUL. My life is shit and I know it but I can always look forward to seeing pur. He makes me happy. I'm glad he's my friend. Maybe one day will be more then that, Nah I don't think I could do that to our friendship. Well Dib will be here any minute and I need to test my hologram-outfit so Bye de byes

Mary Smakey

Dib put the book down back were he found it and then sat there in the silence. He thought for a second

"WAIT WHO THE HELL IS PUR? Wait why do I care? BUT YOU CANT LET SOME GUY TAKE YOUR MARY! Yes you can she's not yours you are gay! BUT WHAT IF HE KISSES HER AND THEN SHE FOGETS YOU MAN YOU NEED TO GET HER BACK FORGET ZIM HE'S YOUR ENEAMY IDIOT DID YOU FORGET THAT? HUH DID YOU? No you love Zim he loves you to just don't listen to "straight Dib" Listen to me "Gay Dib" You love Zim and he loves you. SHUT UP RAINBOW BOY. AT LEAST I LIKE MARY YOU KNOW YOU WANT MARY SHES GOT HERSELF A NICE ASS!. Shut-up ass hole you are a pig and think all girls want you well they don't. HEY YOU LIKE IT NOT ME AND YESS ALL GIRLS WANT ME THANK YOU IF DIB LISTENED TO ME ALL GIRLS WOULD WANT HIM AND HE WOULDN'T BE A SEVEN-TEENYEAR OLD VERGEN." Dib stopped listening to those voices and just stared blackly at a wall. Mary came downstairs in nothing but a towel

"Ok I'm done you can go in." Mary said Dib stared at her for a moment. His straight self found his way to his pants and he got up quickly and walked to the bathroom. Mary just looked up at him weird and walk to her room. She got dressed. She packed a few things:

LASER GUN: Check

WATER PISTOL: Check

HOLOGRAM-OUTFIT: Check

COMUNICATOR: Check

JOURNAL: ….

"Oh crap that's down stairs I'll have to go get it" She walked past the bathroom and heard Dib, thinking out load (AGAIN) while he was in the shower.

"God why does life have to be hard I love Zim But OH god DID YOU SEE THAT TOWEL IT'S WAS LIKE HAVEN ON EARTH"

Mary blushed and walked downstairs. She grabbed her journal and put it in her pack. Dib came Downstairs and had some clean clothes on.

"Well let's go" Mary said still blushing

"Oh yeah ok"

They walked out the door. They walked all the way to the airport. She wasn't taking a plane no but she had to make it seem like she was for Torques sake.

"Torque isn't here he said he would be!" Mary said

"He'll probably just be a minute" Dib said

"Yeah your right"

"Mary I'll miss you!"

"What but will talk every night"

"No that's not what I mean" Dib said Look embarrassed

"What?"

"I mean I'll miss dating you"

"Oh yeah I heard you in the shower you where thinking out loud again" Mary giggled

"What Oh god I'm so sorry" Dib said looking down and blushing.

"Yeah its ok" Mary said smiling. "Hey Dib can I kiss?"

"What?" Dib said looking up

"Just once?" Mary said looking into his eyes and smiling.

"Uhh yeah sure"

He grabbed Mary's face. She grabbed his and the both stuck each other's tongue in the others mouth. They sat there for a good 10 minutes before..

"GET OFF MY DIB YOU VILE WHORE B-CH"

Mary pulled away and looked at the sound of the voice. Her eyes widened and she bolted the other way. Zim ran up to Dib.

"Oh my sweet Dib I'm sorry I wasn't here to protect you from that.. That thing" Zim said

Man was Dib happy Zim was dull sometimes.

"Yeah she really scared me" Dib said his acting was very bad

"I'm sorry Dib I'm a terribly person and don't deserve your love"

Dib thought for a second and felt so guilty he cheated on him with both Mary and Torque. Dib though it was best Zim Knew and he told him

"WHAT? WHY YOU VILE SICK STUPID FILTH MONKEY STAY AWAY FROM ZIM AND DON'T CALL ME EVER AGAIN" Zim screamed and ran off.

"WAIT ZIM I'M SORRY. PLEASE COME BACK I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" Dib Yelled after him but it was no use, Zim was gone. He dropped his head and saw Mary Being lead into the shadows. He sighed.

"Why can't that be me?" He said quietly

TBC: very long/short chapter the story is 1230 word long but this whole page together is longer much longer so I end it now with this is the amount of words on this page 1313