Ok another song fic. I was watching "The Commitments" it was awesome. Then I heard this song and then BAM it hit me this was the perfect song for Zim and how he was feeling about that goddamn Dib cheating on him poo you DIB POOOO YOU cough cough on with the story.
A/N: I don't own anything blah blah blah
Song: I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You)
From: The Commitments
You're a no good heart breaker
You're a liar and you're a cheat
And I don't know why
I let you do these things to me
My friends keep telling me
That you ain't no good
But oh, they don't know
That I'd leave you if I could
Zim sat in bed wish he was never sent to this horrible plant that caused nothing but pain. He started to cry his orange irken tears. Gir walked in and saw his master crying he walked over and hugged him.
"Masta are you ok?" Gir asked in his loving but high-pitched voice
"No Gir I'm not" Zim answered
"Can I do anything Masta?"
"You can give me a hug"
"Ok"
And the Gir wrapped his little metal arms around Zims neck and Zim hugged back. Zim was still sad but he still smiled.
I guess I'm uptight
And I'm stuck like glue
Cause I ain't never
I ain't never, I ain't never, no, no (loved a man)
(The way that I, I love you)
He had his little S.I.R Unit. Zim felt so tried it might have been from the running but he still didn't know why he was so very tired. It was hard keeping his eyes open. Just before he shut his eyes he saw a blurry black figure looking over at him. He thought it was just Gir. But was it really just his crazy S.I.R Unit. He closed his eyes.
Some time ago I thought
You had run out of fools
But I was so wrong
You got one that you'll never lose
The way you treat me is a shame
How could ya hurt me so bad
Baby, you know that I'm the best thing
That you ever had
Kiss me once again
When he awoke he was tried to something. It was very cold
"GIR? Where are you Gir?" Zim called out "GIR! THIS ISN'T FUNNY"
"Why call that stupid idiot when I'm right here" Said a very scary but cool voice. Zim knew that voice but he could not put a face to it
"SHOW YOUR SELF TO ZIIIM!" Zim demanded
"Why so you can see who's taken you? To see that person who loves you more then anything? To see the one person who is willing to kill you just to be with you?"
"Gaz?" Zim asked
"Yeah right! Like I'm that horrible Stink beast I'm someone much closer to you?" Said the voice
"I don't know who you are please tell me I'm scared I just want to go home" Zim pleaded
"Oh but Zim you are home! You are in your own base… Well My base now Hahahaha" Cackled the voice.
"Please let me go" Zim said almost crying
"Zim this isn't like you! I remmber Impending DOOM 1! You took over there you were crazy and so JENPLA" The voice said in a swooning voice (A/N: JANPLA in my irken dictionary means; sexy, hot, handsome, about to be jumped on by a pack of crazy irken females.).
"Wait I know you Tizzy… Invader Tizzy" Zim said slightly less scared.
Don'cha never, never say that we we're through
Cause I ain't never
Never, Never, no, no (loved a man)
(The way that I, I love you)
I can't sleep at night
And I can't even fight
"Yes its me Tizzy" Tizzy said coming into the light "I knew you would remember me how could you not. I took you to the tallest that day when you wanted to be an Invader. Now you are and I want my pay back and I want it know"
"WHAT NOOO I DON'T WANT THAT LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE NO DIB SAVE ME PLEASE DIB! HELP GIR! ANYONE PLEASE" Zim screamed
"No can hear you Zim this is and Irken Base. It was made so no one can hear the screams of test thingy's or whatever"
"Please just give me some time I…I" Zim thought for a second and it hit him (Bang "GOD DAMNIT MARY YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO THROW THINGS AT ME" Zim screamed "Sorry Zim" I say quietly) "Umm I cant cheat on my love I'm sorry but you need to let me break up with them before I can Do THAT with you"
"Fine I'll take you to who ever it is but you better make it fast" Tizzy said angrily.
THE HOUSE OF DIB AND HIS FATHER
The door bell rang Dib got up and answered it
"ZIM" Dib said hugging him "I love you I'm sorry for what I did please forgive me I L-" Dib said before he got a ray gun pointed into his face.
"TIZZY NO" Zim yelled pushing Tizzy out of the way and jumping in the door. He was still mad at Dib and really didn't want to touch him but Unfourtnely he landed on him.
"Umm who was that?" Dib asked looking up at Zim
"That was Tizzy she wants me to umm you know do stuff to her" Zim said
"Oh.. OH" Dib said Dumbly "I love you Zim"
"Shut-up Human I have no time for feelings right now! Where is the safest place in your home for us to go?"
"In my dads lab"
"OK let's go" Zim said grabbing Dibs hand. Dib stared at their hands for second. Zim pulled him
"Come on do you want to die at the hands of her or me?" Zim asked Madly
Dib didn't answer he just stared down while Zim pulled him
I guess I'll never be free
Since you got, your hooks, in me
Whoa, oh, oh
Yeah! Yeah!
I ain't never loved a man
I ain't never loved a man, baby
Ain't never had a man hurt me so bad
TBC: YAY another chapter. I'll update next weekend
