Title: Being Polite

Summary: Millie Gets Religion

Character: Millie

Rating: G

Notes: I used 'G-d', which is usually a Jewish affection not an Anglican one, because I felt it was more polite for Asheth to do so, as well as it being rather pretentious. And I giggled to think of someone saying 'Oh, hello, G-d'.

Words: 100


The Living Asheth is always polite when she goes to the church of World 12A. She bends her head, and G-d, who is also polite, chats about the happenings of World Zero.

Millie, no longer the Goddess, listens attentively, asking after Bast and Leweth. The Immortal Asheth doesn't much like G-d – only a pretentious god attempts to claim an entire series. Millie's opinions are different, after combing the Chrestomanci Library for 'Educational' books; G-d is simply disorganised.

Sometimes, on bad days, she remembers being a god.

So when Gwendoline brings G-d's church to life, G-d fussing up Above, Millie smiles.